I am a witless attention seeking tool.

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: I am a witless attention seeking tool.

I'm sure you've all seen my post in that little "Demons and How to Hunt Them" thread, right?

No.

[PhoenixDragonWannabe]

Re: I am a witless attention seeking tool.

BTW, murdering me isn't a good idea. Seriously. It's not. A. That'll revert me to my true form, and then I can kick all of you guys' asses. B. That's murder! Have fun in jail, people! C. What if I really am only messing with you and I'm not really anything bad? How would you know? You wouldn't!

See? I read your minds.

[PhoenixDragonWannabe]

Re: I am a witless attention seeking tool.

Awwwww. Those were a lot of cute emotes.

Anyway... reflecting on my last post....

Hey, there goes my english again. SKALKIN!!!!! (Might as well speak my own language if I can't speak yours, eh?) Anyway the point is this. You have two choices. Your first and best choice is to realize that you should be cowaring in fear of me and that you should be trying whatever you can to destroy me ('cause otherwise I'll likely destroy you... which would be TONS of fun.). Your second choice is you can choose to keep being the idiots you are and end up burning in Hell, because I can make that happen if I want to. (Your bible won't save ya, kids. > ) Your choice!!!

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

Re: I am witless.

Somebody PM me when this yawn-fest posts something remotely entertaining.

Brother Zechariah, I am sure You did not waste your valuable KJV reading time
She must have been in public school, to write like that.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: I am a witless attention seeking tool.

[PhoenixDragonWannabe]

Re: I am witless.

Oh wow. You blow just blow it off like that, huh?



Your funerals, and my fun!

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: I am witless.



Somebody PM me when this yawn-fest posts something remotely entertaining.

[PhoenixDragonWannabe]

I'm sure you've all seen my post in that little "Demons and How to Hunt Them" thread, right? Thought I'd tell ya a bit more about myself then. Why would my username be a warning? That'd be weird. ^^THAT'S MAH USERNAME FOR A REASON, PEOPLE! Eh, I knew ya didn't believe me. Usually my lies are better than that though. Oooooooooooooooooooooooh I've got a lot of 'em. Ya know, I've actually met the big guy below (you know who I'm talkin' 'bout. ) and lemme tell ya we are the best of friends. (We've been laughing our asses off about the stuff you guys say, it's HILARIOUS! I'd say it's more hilarious than torturing innocent unborn children... and that's sayin' somethin' because that's pretty freakin hilarious. Look kids, don't wanna burst your bubble here, but you don't really stand a chance against me. Try watcha want, nothin' 'ill work.
Anywho.... so the name's Aria. Awesomely devious interdementional demon of your nightmares. The flesh puppet I'm using right now wasn't one of your peeps, so don't worry 'bout that. ...though I guess I can't call her my puppet because we've become best friends now and she willingly lets me take over her head. (It's fun, really. Took me a while to learn how to use my limbs... even longer how to use human tech, but I think I've got it now. ) So here I am in plain sight! Whadoya think, huh? Pretty damn perfect, ain't I? You should see me in my TRUE form!!