[ObeseDegenerate]

Re: Greetings to all!

Don't close your mind to indoctrination

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Greetings to all!

I have already abandoned that disgusting way of life, and have recovered fully. Even though I cannot say that I hate Australia like most other members on these forums, I am very disappointed on how this country has fallen into the hands of the devil. It is my home country; I cannot hate it, if you understand what I mean!

Whose hands was it in before?

[Corrick]

Re: Greetings to all!

Lancefield, I understand that I could wait until I see you face to face again, but this is too important. Of one the children you teach was in company of a known homer today apparently, I suggest you take care of this matter quickly

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Greetings to all!

Now that's what I like to hear: Humility and obedience!

[Corrick]

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I have no idea who this Corrick is, but has he ever survived being nailed to a cross?

And by "survived," I mean died and been resurrected.

What about casting out demons?

Can he do that?

How 'bout flipping tables and driving money lenders out of a temple with a whip?

That last one's easy. Heck, even I could probably do that last one.

But has your "savior" done any of the above?



Mine has done all those things, and more.

I do not personally claim to be anyones saviour, I am merely a humble servant to the Lord, as you can see, I'm not worthy to be more than Unsaved Trash, I would think that after all the time I spent converting Lancefield, he would understand that there is only one Saviour, but perchance the fault is mine. I will certainly pray for forgiveness of this blunder, and I am sure Lancefield will do the same.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Greetings to all!

As you may be aware, my saviour and best friend Corrick has recently joined these forums.

I have no idea who this Corrick is, but has he ever survived being nailed to a cross?

And by "survived," I mean died and been resurrected.

What about casting out demons?

Can he do that?

How 'bout flipping tables and driving money lenders out of a temple with a whip?

That last one's easy. Heck, even I could probably do that last one.

But has your "savior" done any of the above?

Mine has done all those things, and more.

[Lancefield]

Re: Greetings to all!

What's your favourite material for the gloves used to punch queers?

Personally I prefer leather with ground glass on the knuckles. Makes them have rainbow eyes. So ironic.

I prefer to use Leather. Most gay people when having sex wear gimps suits made out of tight leather. I find method ironic as well!

[Lancefield]

Re: Greetings to all!

Australia, huh? So, are you ready to stop wandering the outback enticing feral marsupials to lick peanut butter from your scrotum, and devote yourself to a more Godly lifestyle? I'll be praying for your recovery...

I have already abandoned that disgusting way of life, and have recovered fully. Even though I cannot say that I hate Australia like most other members on these forums, I am very disappointed on how this country has fallen into the hands of the devil. It is my home country; I cannot hate it, if you understand what I mean!

[Witch Hammer]

Re: Greetings to all!

Hello dear users,
My name, of course, is Lancefield, one of the many new members to this glorious site. I am so thankful to finally find a community so accepting and so supportive in the name if The Lord. So many atheist running around these days thinking that 'evolution' is the true history. The thought of how at one point in time we were apparently 'filthy apes' sickens me to my stomach. Anyway, I am an Australian who wants nothing more than to spread the good word of God. A while back I was so naive and arrogant, I thought of our God as nothing but a fairy tale. I was involved with gang crime (this country is crawling with gang crime). To top it all of, I thought I was homosexual! For 6 six, I lived like this, blinded by arrogance and stupidity. However, one day, an angel sent from God opened my eyes. As you may be aware, my saviour and best friend Corrick has recently joined these forums. I came across him one day, and ever since then he's guided me on my path to The Lord. He showed me the true side of life, and for that, I could never repay him more! Now I live happily with my wife, who I obidiently keep in line. I work for the Belair Church, however, I never stay in one location. I'm travelling all around Australia, enlightening elementary school kids in the name of The Lord, teaching them the right ways. I hope I get to know many wonderful people on this site, I would love to meet some of you!

Australia, huh? So, are you ready to stop wandering the outback enticing feral marsupials to lick peanut butter from your scrotum, and devote yourself to a more Godly lifestyle? I'll be praying for your recovery...

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Greetings to all!

What's your favourite material for the gloves used to punch queers?

Personally I prefer leather with ground glass on the knuckles. Makes them have rainbow eyes. So ironic.

[Lancefield]

Re: Greetings to all!

You three fellas seem to be getting on well: why not start a group here?

YIC

I thank you for the suggestion, but I feel it'll more suitable for me to experience these forums a little more before I decided to form a group. Again, thank you kindly for the suggestion!

[Lancefield]

Re: Greetings to all!

Well, friends who pray together glorify the LORD together! We have many ex-gays here with whom you can fellowship! Welcome to our forums!

Thank you for the warm welcome! So far I feel right a home on this site!

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Greetings to all!

Well, friends who pray together glorify the LORD together! We have many ex-gays here with whom you can fellowship! Welcome to our forums!

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Greetings to all!

You three fellas seem to be getting on well: why not start a group here?

YIC

[Lancefield]

Re: Greetings to all!

Welcome Lancfield An ex-poofter. Well done Sir. Tell me, how many sons have you sired?

Glad to make your acquaintance Jim!
I have sired 2 children with my wife, and I teach them in the way of The Lord. We are planning on siring another child in the near future!