[EvilHomer15]

Re: How Atheists Ruin Thanksgiving

Without God you wouldn't be there. Nor would your family or the turkey. Ungrateful bitch.

Without god she would still be there. So would her family and the turkey.

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: How Atheists Ruin Thanksgiving

I thanked everyone that had made my life thus far so enjoyable. Thanksgiving never had anything to do with God for me.

Without God you wouldn't be there. Nor would your family or the turkey. Ungrateful bitch.

[sunfordays]

Re: How Atheists Ruin Thanksgiving

I thanked everyone that had made my life thus far so enjoyable. Thanksgiving never had anything to do with God for me.

[JoshuaBlackmaster]

Re: How Atheists Ruin Thanksgiving

they never realise anything, just live in their sheltered brainwashed communities believing whatever they hear

All it takes for them to be tricked by Satan is a spark of his demon static electricity. We offer a whole book (the bestselling in the world) of proof, and they refuse to believe. God has truly damned them.

[Georgina]

Re: How Atheists Ruin Thanksgiving

From your lips to God's ear, Georgina!

Do you think atheists will realize that God SMOTE Hitchens?

they never realise anything, just live in their sheltered brainwashed communities believing whatever they hear

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: How Atheists Ruin Thanksgiving

now christopher hitchens, darwins wingman, is dead perhaps atheism will slowly begin to dissapear?

From your lips to God's ear, Georgina!

Do you think atheists will realize that God SMOTE Hitchens?

[Georgina]

Re: How Atheists Ruin Thanksgiving

now christopher hitchens, darwins wingman, is dead perhaps atheism will slowly begin to dissapear?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How Atheists Ruin Thanksgiving

I sure did not Pastor. I am not a homer who lays with beasts and I believe God chose to not allow me to get the airborne AIDS as I immediately let the whole family know that I was happy God had punished uncle Jim's sinful ways and then walked out laughing at the FACT that uncle Jim would soon be burning in hell.

Here's the facts, right from the mouth of God: When really bad things happen (like you get eaten by wild beasts, get killed in war, get sick and die, etc.), then you'll know that it was God that did it to you. And that includes the AIDS!

Ezekiel 14:13 Son of man, when the land sinneth against me by trespassing grievously, then will I stretch out mine hand upon it, and will break the staff of the bread thereof, and will send famine upon it, and will cut off man and beast from it:

14:15 If I cause noisome beasts to pass through the land, and they spoil it, so that it be desolate, that no man may pass through because of the beasts:

14:17 Or if I bring a sword upon that land, and say, Sword, go through the land; so that I cut off man and beast from it:

14:19 Or if I send a pestilence into that land, and pour out my fury upon it in blood, to cut off from it man and beast:

14:21 For thus saith the Lord GOD; How much more when I send my four sore judgments upon Jerusalem, the sword, and the famine, and the noisome beast, and the pestilence, to cut off from it man and beast?

[JoshuaBlackmaster]

Re: How Atheists Ruin Thanksgiving

Praise Jesus.

Did everyone at the table get it too?

I sure did not Pastor. I am not a homer who lays with beasts and I believe God chose to not allow me to get the airborne AIDS as I immediately let the whole family know that I was happy God had punished uncle Jim's sinful ways and then walked out laughing at the FACT that uncle Jim would soon be burning in hell.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How Atheists Ruin Thanksgiving

My uncle is an atheist and a homer. He used to snicker during prayers. One year, I finally got to do the snickering when he announced that God had smited him with AIDS!

Praise Jesus.

Did everyone at the table get it too?

[JoshuaBlackmaster]

Re: How Atheists Ruin Thanksgiving

My uncle is an atheist and a homer. He used to snicker during prayers. One year, I finally got to do the snickering when he announced that God had smited him with AIDS!

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: How Atheists Ruin Thanksgiving

I would tell you why you're wrong, but I'm sure I'll receive another infraction for being honest about the lord. It's ok, mock me, infract me. Jehovah told me I would be persecuted for his word.

Oh, your "bible" also mentions that?

By the way, you should be fined 5000 points for using your mobile device. I just hope you weren't typing while driving your horse and buggy. You must crave material possessions. Why else would you carry a mobile device? Is a regular phone not good enough for you? My rotary dial phone was good enough for my grandfather, and it's good enough for me. At least I'm not so in love with myself that I'm terrified of missing a call. A true christian would have better self esteem.

I'm not Amish.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[JWforever]

Re: How Atheists Ruin Thanksgiving

Why do you deny the divinity of Our Lord Jesus Christ? Does John 10:30 mean NOTHING to you?



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth
Posted via Mobile Device

I would tell you why you're wrong, but I'm sure I'll receive another infraction for being honest about the lord. It's ok, mock me, infract me. Jehovah told me I would be persecuted for his word.

By the way, you should be fined 5000 points for using your mobile device. I just hope you weren't typing while driving your horse and buggy. You must crave material possessions. Why else would you carry a mobile device? Is a regular phone not good enough for you? My rotary dial phone was good enough for my grandfather, and it's good enough for me. At least I'm not so in love with myself that I'm terrified of missing a call. A true christian would have better self esteem.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Thanksgiving and athiests are the same thing. Immoral. No where in the bible does it say to only thank Jehovah one day of the year. Yet you part time christians get all excited about praising god one day of the year. Try being a real christian like a jw and go preach to people on thanksgiving. That's one time you will know you are being persecuted for being god's chosen one

Why do you deny the divinity of Our Lord Jesus Christ? Does John 10:30 mean NOTHING to you?



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth
Posted via Mobile Device

[JWforever]

Re: How Atheists Ruin Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving and athiests are the same thing. Immoral. No where in the bible does it say to only thank Jehovah one day of the year. Yet you part time christians get all excited about praising god one day of the year. Try being a real christian like a jw and go preach to people on thanksgiving. That's one time you will know you are being persecuted for being god's chosen one