WHERE IS JESUS?

[Didymus Much]

Re: WHERE IS JESUS?

I am.

Well, hey, look who got tired of the repeats on TV (but I'd guess that omniscience thing You've got kinda ruins everything from the get-go, eh?) and decided to grace His most faithful followers (the only True ones He's got left, from what I can tell) with a tiny, nay, microscopic bit of His omnipresence!

Great job keeping the world hurtling towards Armageddon this year, J. With gods like you, who needs Satan?

[Elmer G. White]

Re: WHERE IS JESUS?

Exodus 3:14. My favorite. Uttered my my Savior. Oh, my heart and worn-out coronaries! Please stop thy beating and let me be with my Redeemer for EVER!

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Jesus]

Re: WHERE IS JESUS?

I am.

[BrotherLarry]

Eloi, eloi, lamasabachthani?

We are but your servants, Lord Jesus - we long for thy annual birthday visit. Come on, Lord! We share a birthday!

<weeping>