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    Christmas Guns 4 Kids?

    The sooner they start shooting the better shot they'll be. I'd rather start them out with 22 ammo and keep them there for a while, just because 22 rounds are so inexpensive. But I found a good toy for kids who's moms can't mind their own business. Your suggestions?
    Investment Portfolio = Canned Goods, Automatic Weapons and a KJV1611 Bible!
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    Re: Christmas Guns 4 Kids?

    Bro. Elmer,
    I have started the bastard child (which I was going to cash in on and haven't yet, because of him turnin' his mother in for whorein' and a few other things he told me wasn't right in the eyes of Jesus) of my ex. on one of my .22's that my father gave me when I was a child of his age. I believe that there may be some hope for the boy. Every now and then he comes to me and quotes scripture. He is a pretty good shot with the rifle, 7 out of 10 wiccedan targets ain't too bad. I did have him shoot at the neighbors sinful daughter's boyfriends rice burnin' automobile. (two side mirrors and a back window) and he did quite well on those. But I do agree, .22 for now and then I'll move him up.

    YIC
    Hushed
    And ye shall tread down the wicked; for they shall be ashes under the soles of your feet in the day that I shall do this, saith the Lord of hosts. Malachi 4.3

    Purge me with hyssop, and I shall be clean: wash me, and I shall be whiter than snow.
    Pslams 51:7

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      Re: Christmas Guns 4 Kids?

      Originally posted by Hushed_Agony View Post
      Bro. Elmer,
      I have started the bastard child (which I was going to cash in on and haven't yet, because of him turnin' his mother in for whorein' and a few other things he told me wasn't right in the eyes of Jesus) of my ex. on one of my .22's that my father gave me when I was a child of his age. I believe that there may be some hope for the boy. Every now and then he comes to me and quotes scripture.
      You do know that he can't be Saved, don't you? Neither can his children, grand-children, or great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandchildren.

      Deuteronomy 23:2 A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.
      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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        Re: Christmas Guns 4 Kids?

        Originally posted by Hushed_Agony View Post
        Bro. Elmer,
        I have started the bastard child (which I was going to cash in on and haven't yet, because of him turnin' his mother in for whorein' and a few other things he told me wasn't right in the eyes of Jesus) of my ex. on one of my .22's that my father gave me when I was a child of his age. I believe that there may be some hope for the boy. Every now and then he comes to me and quotes scripture. He is a pretty good shot with the rifle, 7 out of 10 wiccedan targets ain't too bad. I did have him shoot at the neighbors sinful daughter's boyfriends rice burnin' automobile. (two side mirrors and a back window) and he did quite well on those. But I do agree, .22 for now and then I'll move him up.

        YIC
        Hushed
        I understand your shame, brother, and your willingness to atone for your past sins..

        I myself had a bastard "son", so trust me..
        They can't be saved, all of them are going to hell.
        There is no point in trying to love him, or save him.

        The sooner you realise this, the sooner you can cut all bonds to him.
        What you should do is sell him and then tithe the money, this way he can still be useful to Jesus.

        I'll be praying for you.
        If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
        A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
        Proverbs 9:12-13

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          Re: Christmas Guns 4 Kids?

          Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
          I understand your shame, brother, and your willingness to atone for your past sins..

          I myself had a bastard "son", so trust me..
          They can't be saved, all of them are going to hell.
          There is no point in trying to love him, or save him.

          The sooner you realise this, the sooner you can cut all bonds to him.
          What you should do is sell him and then tithe the money, this way he can still be useful to Jesus.

          I'll be praying for you.
          Again, I have been shown the folly of my ways. I will begin immediately the paperwork needed for the church to rid myself of this thing.

          YIC
          Hushed
          And ye shall tread down the wicked; for they shall be ashes under the soles of your feet in the day that I shall do this, saith the Lord of hosts. Malachi 4.3

          Purge me with hyssop, and I shall be clean: wash me, and I shall be whiter than snow.
          Pslams 51:7

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