DEAR JESUS

[Grandma]

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Lord Jesus! Save my soul from damnation! I beg of you!

We don't save the souls of Hamite phony gods! Go back to Ejipt shawarma boy!

[Evan Tomas]

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Done.

And I think you'll find that the can of Bacon-Flavored Cheddar Cheese Whiz© that I left under your tree is Blessed in a special way; It will never run out.

Lord Jesus! Save my soul from damnation! I beg of you!

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: DEAR JESUS

Done.

And I think you'll find that the can of Bacon-Flavored Cheddar Cheese Whiz© that I left under your tree is Blessed in a special way; It will never run out.

THANK YOU JESUS!

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

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Dear Jesus, please sir, I pray that I may find extra strength to serve my husband well, and the meekness of spirit to obey him in everything as You have commanded.

[Jesus]

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Please if you read this thread, what I want for Christmas is peace on earth and goodwill to all men, and a can of decent cheese whiz. You can't even buy that stuff in France - whoever said the French were famous for their cheese is lying. I've been a good Christian soldier this year so please fill out my stockings. Amen.

Done.

And I think you'll find that the can of Bacon-Flavored Cheddar Cheese Whiz(c) that I left under your tree is Blessed in a special way; It will never run out.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Please if you read this thread, what I want for Christmas is peace on earth and goodwill to all men, and a can of decent cheese whiz. You can't even buy that stuff in France - whoever said the French were famous for their cheese is lying. I've been a good Christian soldier this year so please fill out my stockings. Amen.