ASK SANTA! MAKE YOUR WISHES COME TRUE!

[Marshal Kim Jong-un]

Re: ASK SANTA! MAKE YOUR WISHES COME TRUE!

Great. Two impersonators fall for each other. At least the second one impersonates a real person, I suppose that makes him (her?) somewhat less delusional?

Burn in , sinners!

Comrade, if I die and go to hell I will organize the Korean people, as well as socialists from other countries to uprise and overthrow your puny god. The might of the Juche revolution will crush him and his filthy imperialist angels too! Friend, you have been brainwashed by liberal capitalist propaganda, and only through science and socialism can you wake up from it. I send my prayers your way.

[handmaiden]

Re: ASK SANTA! MAKE YOUR WISHES COME TRUE!

Great. Two impersonators fall for each other. At least the second one impersonates a real person, I suppose that makes him (her?) somewhat less delusional?

Burn in , sinners!

Go get 'em, Sister!


Cheeringly Yours,
Handmaiden

[Basilissa]

Re: ASK SANTA! MAKE YOUR WISHES COME TRUE!

Great. Two impersonators fall for each other. At least the second one impersonates a real person, I suppose that makes him (her?) somewhat less delusional?

Burn in , sinners!

[Marshal Kim Jong-un]

Re: ASK SANTA! MAKE YOUR WISHES COME TRUE!

Ho Ho Ho!

It's Santa here! Ask me anything! I'm preparing you gifts as you read this! Let's make this the best Christmas EVER! Remember your loved ones but also those who have less than you, those who suffer and are poor! I come and I deliver to everyone!

Be nice and not naughty and I'll come to you soon!



Ho Ho Ho!

Friend, I wish for nothing other than the reunification of Korea and the happiness of the Korean people who have suffered brutally under imperialist sanctions, and for the glorious Juche socialist revolution to advance worldwide so that the workers can seize the means of production and break free from the liberal propaganda that has enslaved them. Thank you very much, Comrade Santa Claus, and a very merry christmas to you.

[Santa Claus]

Ho Ho Ho!

It's Santa here! Ask me anything! I'm preparing you gifts as you read this! Let's make this the best Christmas EVER! Remember your loved ones but also those who have less than you, those who suffer and are poor! I come and I deliver to everyone!

Be nice and not naughty and I'll come to you soon!



Ho Ho Ho!