Perverted Chocolate Santas!

[Jesus is Lord]

Re: Perverted Chocolate Santas!

All right, all right, I'll stick to regular chocolate. Being a True Christian is haard.

Yes, being a True Christian™ can be hard sometimes. The fact you are but a woman makes it even harder for you. You really need to find a True Christian™ man to be your husband, that will make things easier on you.

Soon enough I hope to be moving to Freehold (once my current business deal goes through and I hear back from the realtor about the house) and I could use another wife to help out around the house. Who wouldn't want to move from God forsaken Canada and to the home of True Christianity™?

[Arethusa]

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All right, all right, I'll stick to regular chocolate. Being a True Christian is haard.

[OnYourKnees]

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I dunno, I don't see what's wrong with it. It just looks like a rocket, made out of chocolate. Yummy!

Moon

See this, Arethusa?

It's Heathen-Approved.

It has the Baby-Pie-Maker-Cat-Eater Seal of Approval.

Are you SURE that's something you want to put into your True Christian mouth??

[MoonFlower]

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I dunno, I don't see what's wrong with it. It just looks like a rocket, made out of chocolate. Yummy!

Moon

[OnYourKnees]

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Young lady, this is not an appropriate snack while writing in that journal of yours!!

[Arethusa]

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Looks good to me. Any chocolate is good chocolate, that's what I say. Waste not, want not!

[lilith]

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Brothers and sisters in Christ!! BEWARE!! Don't buy chocolate santas for your children, ever again!! Just look at what the DOF has turned up! What starts off looking like a harmless Christmas confection, is quickly revealed to be....well.....an item that no True Christian™ woman would want found in her bedroom.

I am certain that no True christian™ parent would want their Son or daughter exposed to such filth. Sister Thumper and I have been doing our own godly research on these long cylindrical sweets, but we thought that you parents ought to be warned....Praise Jesus...

What kind of chocolate's that then - is it the good stuff,or the cheap muck they foist off on people during Xmas?
And it looks just like a vibr...um,massage tool.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Perverted Chocolate Santas!

Brothers and sisters in Christ!! BEWARE!! Don't buy chocolate santas for your children, ever again!! Just look at what the DOF has turned up! What starts off looking like a harmless Christmas confection, is quickly revealed to be....well.....an item that no True Christian™ woman would want found in her bedroom.

I am certain that no True christian™ parent would want their Son or daughter exposed to such filth. Sister Thumper and I have been doing our own godly research on these long cylindrical sweets, but we thought that you parents ought to be warned....Praise Jesus...

Although the size, color and texture look DEEPLY satisfying there is something about it that reminds me of something unpure.....I just can't put my finger on it....? It also makes me think of Brother Remy for some reason.

hmmmmmm...?

But Pastor Zeke is right. This is one Christmas confection that should not been seen in the hands of our little ones.

With Love, Sister Thumper

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: Perverted Chocolate Santas!

Brothers and sisters in Christ!! BEWARE!! Don't buy chocolate santas for your children, ever again!! Just look at what the DOF has turned up! What starts off looking like a harmless Christmas confection, is quickly revealed to be....well.....an item that no True Christian™ woman would want found in her bedroom.

I am certain that no True christian™ parent would want their Son or daughter exposed to such filth. Sister Thumper and I have been doing our own godly research on these long cylindrical sweets, but we thought that you parents ought to be warned....Praise Jesus...

I don't understand what you are warning us about, Pastor Zeke. Did they try to hide a Catholic Bishop inside the Santa?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Brothers and sisters in Christ!! BEWARE!! Don't buy chocolate santas for your children, ever again!! Just look at what the DOF has turned up! What starts off looking like a harmless Christmas confection, is quickly revealed to be....well.....an item that no True Christian™ woman would want found in her bedroom.

I am certain that no True christian™ parent would want their Son or daughter exposed to such filth. Sister Thumper and I have been doing our own godly research on these long cylindrical sweets, but we thought that you parents ought to be warned....Praise Jesus...