[Unfalsifiable]

Re: Don't Let Satan Fool You This Season

This is what you get when you start conflating Jesus and China:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hong_Xiuquan

50 million people died.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Don't Let Satan Fool You This Season

It's appalling. Jesus is God and all He wants to do is love us. Christians understand the consequences of handing Him the mitten and return His love – after all, He suffered so much – but wicked people seem to think that means running around murdering everyone in sight. Unless they agree to agree with wicked people.

The Bible explains what to do with miscreants and which laws should be obeyed. China on the other hand came up with more draconian sanctions. In this case

• poisoned
• buried without a coffin
• exhumed
• beheaded
• torched
• buried (again)
• exhumed (again)
• cremated
• ashes blasted out of a cannon

which seems a bit obsessive. Hell could almost take lessons, except for the fact of any learning curve running in the opposite direction: heathen belief systems are a foretaste of the ultimate degradation. Christians also get a foretaste of life with no idols, no connubial bliss and no death.

Luke 20:34-36 And Jesus answering said unto them, The children of this world marry, and are given in arriage: but they which shall be accounted worthy to obtain that world, and the resurrection from the dead, neither marry, nor are given in marriage: neither can they die any more: for they are equal unto the angels; and are the children of God, being the children of the resurrection.

It's why Christmas exists in the first place.

[Dennis Lukes]

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This is what you get when you start conflating Jesus and China:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hong_Xiuquan

50 million people died.

"Bloodiest civil war in world history" quoth Wikipedia. The Chinese can't blow their nose without killing thousands of their own people in the process. Asians are what the biologists refer to as "r-selected" in terms of reproduction, like fish or insects. Nobody has ever claimed that Yellow Lives Matter.

[WWJDnow]

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That is why I would never dream of eating Chinese food on Christmas. It would be terrible to be mistaken for a Jew.

If you think it's bad in rural Iowa, imagine all of the Jewish hostility to Christians I have to face every day in New York City!

I don't eat at Chinese restaurants. You can never tell what they're putting in your food. Heck, you can never tell what those Orientals are thinking at all. I only eat wholesome American meals like grilled bacon-wrapped beef.

[handmaiden]

Re: Don't Let Satan Fool You This Season

If you think it's bad in rural Iowa, imagine all of the Jewish hostility to Christians I have to face every day in New York City!

I don't eat at Chinese restaurants. You can never tell what they're putting in your food. Heck, you can never tell what those Orientals are thinking at all. I only eat wholesome American meals like grilled bacon-wrapped beef.

Mmmmm. . . bacon cheeseburgers. . . the most delicious reason to get Saved(c).

[Dennis Lukes]

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I don't eat at Chinese restaurants. You can never tell what they're putting in your food.

[Roland]

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That seems like a reasonable position the Cantonese are taking here. I understand members of the British Royal family appreciate other things *cough* Andrew *cough* but on this issue I firmly stand with the Cantonese.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Don't Let Satan Fool You This Season

I've had enough unidentifiable Dim Sum that I'm not sure about the chair.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Don't Let Satan Fool You This Season

I've had enough unidentifiable Dim Sum that I'm not sure about the chair.

After praying for relief from secularism here in Iowa, I think God has heard us and is stomping down on atheists and sin. We have a beloved Baptist in the Governor's chain, Gov. Kim Reynolds. I'm predicting she will be closing Chinese restaurants on Christmas day.

Today, she is getting rid of sinful books in public school libraries. She will soon introduce legislation to force committees in local school to publish the books approved in school libraries. That should burn books on black lives matter, two daddies, and the rest of liberal propaganda that has been indoctrinating children. Thank you, Jesus, for Gov. Kim Reynolds.

Gov. Reynolds expects legislative push amid debates over library books (desmoinesregister.com)

[Dennis Lukes]

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And good old Kim learned everything she knows from Terry Branstad, longest serving governor in American history. He's clearly an expert on the chinks or Trump wouldn't have made him ambassador to China.

[MitzaLizalor]

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I've had enough unidentifiable Dim Sum that I'm not sure about the chair.

You imply that identifiable Dim Sum exist?