[Isabella White]

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Is that the gingerbread-style ornamental porch most popular in the gay 90's? 1890's that is. Did the Queen Anne revival exist in Biblical Bethlehem? *hic*

Oh, good grief, Miss Brent. Queen Anne revival?! I do so hope that you won't mind my saying this, but I think that the only revival that should be of interest to you would be the type that brings you closer to the . Besides, as you must know, surely, the is a republic, and not a monarchy! And, Dear, just a bit of gentle advice, if you don't mind terribly: this might be the time for you to put the cork in the bottle -- tonight, and forever.

A blessed evening to you, Miss Brent,
Sincerely, Isabella W.

[Emily Brent]

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This is what atheists actually believe. I'm utterly gobsmacked and flabbergasted at the depth, width, and breadth of their heresy.

Is that the gingerbread-style ornamental porch most popular in the gay 90's? 1890's that is. Did the Queen Anne revival exist in Biblical Bethlehem? *hic*

[Isabella White]

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This is what atheists actually believe. I'm utterly gobsmacked and flabbergasted at the depth, width, and breadth of their heresy.

Oh, my goodness, dear Brother Lukes! I am shocked -- beyond belief! I was just reaching for my blessed for some devotional time (and also to bring many prayer needs before the ), and I can see that I will be dealing with this travesty, as well. Why, this photograph depicts nothing other than complete irreverence and blatant blasphemy!

This is all the work of those LIE-beral "Happy Holidays" people and it's just another attack as part of their War on mas. Oh, how we need to pray more than ever!

A blessed evening to you, Dear,
Sincerely, Isabella W.

[Dennis Lukes]

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This is what atheists actually believe. I'm utterly gobsmacked and flabbergasted at the depth, width, and breadth of their heresy.

[Isabella White]

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Oooh Santa, it's me again. I don't want to be a greedy Emily, but I want you to bless me with child, a girl preferably. Wont you ride my sleigh tonight, and give Mrs Claus a run for money. Pardon me, a wee bit too much eggnob tonight.

Oh, my goodness, Miss Brent! Since you are a guest on , don't you think that your discourse should be centered around the topic of the glorious birth of our , , rather than flirting with a demon-possessed agent of who pedals his false message and pretends to be interested in the welfare of our children? Seeing as we are so close to mas, one would think that the importance of December 25th would be a suitable clue for you.

And, I do sincerely hope that that egg"nob" was not spiked with demonic rum!

Proverbs 20:1 "Wine is a mocker, strong drink is raging: and whosoever is deceived thereby is not wise."

Ma’am. If I may interject here. For someone who chooses to live with such obvious....umm...disabilities at your old age, may I recommend that you start collecting hummel figurines instead of believing you can conceive a child with an old morbidly obese sinner? I also have to note that you two aren’t even married so this isn’t the most ladylike manner. So close to Jesus’s birthday mind you.

Oh, dear Sister Maxine: I do think you are right here, and I must commend you for taking such a stand; although, considering how Miss Brent is somewhat "tipsy" this evening, I do feel, most assuredly, that entrusting her with the care of delicate porcelain collectibles would be most unwise.

A blessed evening to both of you,
Sincerely, Isabella W.

[BibleReader2231]

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Oooh Santa, it's me again. I don't want to be a greedy Emily, but I want you to bless me with child, a girl preferably. Wont you ride my sleigh tonight, and give Mrs Claus a run for money. Pardon me, a wee bit too much eggnob tonight.

Ma’am. If I may interject here. For someone who chooses to live with such obvious....umm...disabilities at your old age, may I recommend that you start collecting hummel figurines instead of believing you can conceive a child with an old morbidly obese sinner? I also have to note that you two aren’t even married so this isn’t the most ladylike manner. So close to Jesus’s birthday mind you.

[Emily Brent]

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Oooh Santa, it's me again. I don't want to be a greedy Emily, but I want you to bless me with child, a girl preferably. Wont you ride my sleigh tonight, and give Mrs Claus a run for money. Pardon me, a wee bit too much eggnob tonight.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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... certain behavior that decent True Christian ™ women don't discuss--ever.

I absolutely agree with you, Sister. We never, ever discuss it! Not even in private, among close friends, or with our mothers or daughters. Why would any woman need to do such a thing?

I also agree about the socks. Obviously I have no need for the eyeglasses.

[handmaiden]

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[. . .] The genuine plastic replica of the US flag in eyeglass format will arrive in due course.

I like the glasses. They are even better than rose-colored lenses.

I'll distribute this classic piece of news into every chimney during my visits and I'll include a small note that it is your wish to have it delivered!

Ho ho ho ho ho ho!

I am not comfortable with the newspaper. It praises Trump, which is good. And, of course, I am sure that it is True News(tm). But it sends the wrong message about certain behavior that decent True Christian (tm) women don't discuss--ever.


There must be some other information about our Dear President that you can share with the world that he is too modest to tell us about. Just as we are told in John 21:25--


And there are also many other things which Jesus did, the which, if they should be written every one, I suppose that even the world itself could not contain the books that should be written. Amen


So it is, that Donald J. Trump's many mighty deeds should not be hidden, but exposed in the Light of Day for the glorification of Our Lord and Savior, who suffered much injustice as has our POTUS.


BTW. I would like some socks to match the glasses.

[BibleReader2231]

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Maxxie my Cupcake! Ho! As far as know - and I DO know, there's an astronomic amount of white trash stashed in your household at this very moment Here are some suitable containers that I'll be more than glad to deliver them come Christmas Day!



Ho, ho, ho!!!

Those will be useful I admit....in order to get rid of all the Richard Gere detachable action figure heads you left behind last year. What made you think I have Bazooka-bob figures or whatever?

[Romeo Rovagnati]

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Dear Saint Nicholas,

The only one that needs presents is Christ's Bride (the Church). So, my wish for Christmas is that more kids comes, attending Church, and i will teach them how to propely worship the Lord (starting with kneeling down in front of the altar). However, if there is a gift for Christmas that i wouldn't mind to have, that would be Pope Francis's Sticker's Album.



I know that it may be out of sale, but i doubt that, since a soul can't get lost, an old album of stickers couldn't be in your bag. Also, tell your horned assistants to behave propely and avoid beating (badly) people who make them mad.


Sincerly, Father Romeo Rovagnati.

[Santa Claus]

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Santa. What trash are you going to try to stash in my home this time? Wasn’t pleased and I know Pa made you scurry off so quickly I didn’t even get to see you after you smashed our living room windows in.

Maxxie my Cupcake! Ho! As far as know - and I DO know, there's an astronomic amount of white trash stashed in your household at this very moment Here are some suitable containers that I'll be more than glad to deliver them come Christmas Day!



Ho, ho, ho!!!

[Santa Claus]

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I do not believe in you. I believe in Jesus and the virtues of a Free Market System. From these we derive our Great Blessings here in the .

Handels, darling child! Achtung! The greatest gift available for human beings is the ability to read the instructions before taking on a task. My instructions clearly stated that I don't care about Faith - it's the Jesus guy who wants to save you from what he'll do to you if you don't have the faith. For me it is irrelevant. The genuine plastic replica of the US flag in eyeglass format will arrive in due course. Use them to read the instructions, will you? Of course you will. Ho!

Still, it would be remiss of me to pass up an opportunity to declare to the whole world where my true allegiance lies. Therefore, I will make a "wish" of what I want for Christmas.

I want the Mighty Truth about The Chosen One, our Dear Leader, President Donald J. Trump to come out and be hailed before the entire population of this planet.

There are those struggling against this Truth. They want to bury Donald's deeds beneath a pile of misdirections and obfuscations. This must not happen.

With the Grace of God and the Glory of Jesus by his side, I have confidence that things will work out for Trump. The Lord has made many promises to us in His Word, and The President has made many promises to us as well. God does not lie; therefore, neither does Donald Trump.

Of course. I'll distribute this classic piece of news into every chimney during my visits and I'll include a small note that it is your wish to have it delivered!



Ho ho ho ho ho ho!

[BibleReader2231]

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Santa. What trash are you going to try to stash in my home this time? Wasn’t pleased and I know Pa made you scurry off so quickly I didn’t even get to see you after you smashed our living room windows in.

[Santa Claus]

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Hello Santa, its me Emily again.

I wondered to ask, why is it you see fit to grant a full grown man like this Pastor Ezekiel a plethora of jumble jets every year, yet the best you'd give an innocent niglet girl in Chad is stream water with perhaps 30% less diarrhea taint than usual for her diet? I'd like to know please.

Em, darling!
You never liked nor used the shed with the tools and the Sheppach Tiger Wet Stone Sharpener, did you? I cannot give you wits, so I'll try to write this in simple English, avoiding participles and subordinate clauses, but not the santa clause. (I AM witty, aren't I).

Do you really think that a private jet is more valuable than clean drinking water? On what planet do you live? If a bordercollie of average intelligence with a 1000-word command of commands (and hence, exceeding Zeke's vocabulary by 50% and yours by 85) had the choice between a lifetime supply of clean drinking water and a private jet, which one would she choose?

You make value judgments based on prices. Money. Dough. Cash. Megabucks. You are just like your Jesus: worth is something dictated by an authority and for you it is monetary worth. I must admit that it is heart-breaking to see you succumb to the God of the Gold Standard. My tidings are more joyful: I deliver based on being nice, on the actual results of peoples' lives. The girl in Chad knows how to appreciate real worth.

I deliver. I deliver to you. Here's something to contain what you produce. Also recommended for oral use.



Ho ho ho! Be seeing you in a week my Ho!