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    U.K. Brats Know Jesus Not

    THIS story is heartbreaking, but hardly surprising. The UK has been infested with a variety of diaperheads and polacks, and Jesus has turned His back on the children as a result.

    Young 'forget Jesus at Christmas'

    Christmas time is not enjoyed by all children, the survey found
    Fewer than half of children aged seven to 11 think Christmas is about the birth of Jesus, a survey suggests.

    Some 44% thought it was about Jesus, while 29% said it was about thinking of other people, and 24% said it was about giving rather than receiving gifts.

    The survey of 1,063 children for BBC's Newsround programme found 89% felt excited about Christmas and 79% happy.

    But one in six of the youngsters surveyed said they felt sad, nervous or left out during the festive season.

    The survey found almost two-thirds of children saved their pocket money to buy presents for other people, and they tended to spend more on their mothers than their fathers.

    The average amount saved by the children for presents was £34, and a third saved more than £50.
    These unsaved brats would be much better off tithing that money to Jesus, lets be honest. Can a killer tidal wave be far off for them now?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    Re: U.K. Brats Know Jesus Not

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Can a killer tidal wave be far off for them now?
    Let us pray that it comes soon. People in the Unsaved Kingdom will find out the hard way that Jesus wasn't kidding when He said the following:

    Luke 9:26: For whosoever shall be ashamed of me and of my words, of him shall the Son of man be ashamed, when he shall come in his own glory, and [in his] Father's, and of the holy angels.
    This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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      Re: U.K. Brats Know Jesus Not

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      THIS story is heartbreaking, but hardly surprising.
      Come, now. You and I both know that those liberal BBC people were going to public schools (full of muslims and jews) and asking THEM about Christmas, too.

      "Oh, Abdul, what do YOU think Christmas is about?" "My papa said it's time to blow up floats in the big parade . . . I mean, for the big parade!"

      "Piotr, what's Christmas for you?" "Christmas is when we must give presents to our friends and family, or Satan's claws will come down the chimney and tear us to pieces!"

      "Ruth, what's your take on Christmas?" "Christmas is like Hanukkah, only the Christians only get ONE day of presents instead of SEVEN! Silly Christians, Mommy says they never seem to know a good deal."

      "Leroy? What do you think Christmas is all about?" "Christmas is when white people celebrate kidnapping innocent, happy black folks from the Motherland and forcing them into slavery! They symbolize it by wrapping up presents with ribbons and bows; the presents represent the beautiful black people, and the ribbons and bows represent the chains of bondage!" "Um . . . Sir, could you now let your son answer the question?"

      Yes, Zeke, I think we ALL know how that "survey" went.

      We should have a look and see if we can find a survey of Christian children, telling us what THEY think about Christmas.

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