[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: The Nativity Story- beyond comprehension!

Okay, with all this yakkey-yakkey blah-blah hooey.

WHAT ABOUT A SNAIL AS SAVIOUR?! YOU EVER ONCE STOPPED TO CONSIDER THAT, MR. BIG GUY???

Really. With all this controversy going around, could this Man be truly a Christain?

Poor SUV
I know just what'll cheer you up. How about some nice escargot?

[tommy]

Re: The Nativity Story- beyond comprehension!

TOMMY!!!

Did YOU do THAT on the floor?

Dragging you fanny across the floor is NOT leaving "trail" marks.

C'mere Boy, Sit...Stay....

Aw, good boy.

Wha...?

Oh, I see. Pastor left the liquor cabinet open AGAIN.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: The Nativity Story- beyond comprehension!

TOMMY!!!

Did YOU do THAT on the floor?

Dragging you fanny across the floor is NOT leaving "trail" marks.

C'mere Boy, Sit...Stay....

Aw, good boy.

[tommy]

Re: The Nativity Story- beyond comprehension!

Christmas story time.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: The Nativity Story- beyond comprehension!

Oh stop whining - you LIKE Turkey at Xmas,dontcha?

Listen you over seas harlot turky is eaten at Thanksgiving! A Christian holiday when we celibrate killing the heathen American Indians. Ham is for Christmas dinner.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: The Nativity Story- beyond comprehension!

GLORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've been SLIMED by JESUS and Bathed in HIS love!!!!!!

Happy Birthday Eve JESUS!!!!!

Wipe your chin sister.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: The Nativity Story- beyond comprehension!

GLORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've been SLIMED by JESUS and Bathed in HIS love!!!!!!

Happy Birthday Eve JESUS!!!!!

[lilith]

Re: The Nativity Story- beyond comprehension!

I am surprised that you didn't shuffle yourself straight into HELL by suggesting that we read the (Heretical) gospel of Judas Escargot.

Ten points Al!

(I had to draw the line somewhere)

[Arethusa]

Re: The Nativity Story- beyond comprehension!

You know, this puts me of a mind to a story I heard Pastor Deacon Fred tell the congregation a couple of years ago...



Praise Jesus!

Oh, oh I remember that one. My friends and I had a great laugh over that one.

Brother Wash I could tell from the trailer that so-called "Virgin Mary" in that movie was not only a fornicator but clearly on drugs--her facial muscles seemed unnaturally stiff throughout the whole thing and set the tone for the entire boring cinematic Christmas Pageant.

I'm surprised you went to see it though, since the skin colour of Mary and Joseph clearly indicate that poor little Jesus wouldn't be the blue-eyed, blonde hair long haired beauty we all admire.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: The Nativity Story- beyond comprehension!

OMG! You mean instead of following the teachings of JESUS all these thousands of years, we have been following a snail trail?

instead of spread the Love. we should be spreading the goo?

Confused, Sister Thumper

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: The Nativity Story- beyond comprehension!

That's got such a nice ring to it....Jesus & the Twelve Snail Shells.

The Ten Snailments.

Away in a Snail Shell.

The virgin Snailshell.

The Burning Snail Shell.

The Magdalene Shell.

Psalmshells.

I am surprised that you didn't shuffle yourself straight into HELL by suggesting that we read the (Heretical) gospel of Judas Escargot.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The Nativity Story- beyond comprehension!

You know, this puts me of a mind to a story I heard Pastor Deacon Fred tell the congregation a couple of years ago...

"An unmarried teenager who found herself in the family way last week told her parents that she had never known a boy sexually. Instead, she blamed the pregnancy on a ghost. She was immediately slapped senseless by her annoyed parents and sent to Pastor, who threw her out of the church. "The whole idea of a spirit diddling with a young girl is such a preposterous, lewd proposition," said Pastor Deacon Fred. "Frankly, I don't know where this little scallywag got the idea for such an outrageous, bald-faced lie."

Praise Jesus!

[Brother Love]

Re: The Nativity Story- beyond comprehension!

I is 100% in agreement with ya Brother Wash and I WON'T be goin' to see that ABOMINATION of a movie anytime soon!

[lilith]

Re: The Nativity Story- beyond comprehension!

Folks, I took the family recently to see "The Nativity Story" ......

*Shortened quote /PD*

Oh stop whining - you LIKE Turkey at Xmas,dontcha?

[lilith]

Re: The Nativity Story- beyond comprehension!

Yes, yes, I can see it: Jesus, a snail's tale.

That's got such a nice ring to it....Jesus & the Twelve Snail Shells.

The Ten Snailments.

Away in a Snail Shell.

The virgin Snailshell.

The Burning Snail Shell.

The Magdalene Shell.

Psalmshells.