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Let Your Light Shine For Christ This Christmas Season
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: Let Your Light Shine For Christ This Christmas Season
Uh, I really enjoyed that movie - a classic situation in the plot: the good ones and the bad ones.
But why the heck did the bad ones win, in the end??
YIC,
Pater DoitAnd Joschuah begot Jonah and Jonah begot Issiron and Issiron begot Aaron. So the Lord sent a great flood.
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I really like these custom made illuminated crosses. Each cross consists of four strands of lights and costs a measly 2$/night to run.

These snowflake lights are a nice touch for places that don't get any snow:
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Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Originally posted by Talitha View PostThe MUST HAVE for this Christmas
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That one's a little too small, and a bit subtle. Maybe good for the trailer park over in East Freehold.
The cross in my front yard is up all year 'round, as everyone in Freehold knows. My groundskeeper has it in tip-top shape during the Christmas season. There's always an extra $50 in his paypacket at this time of year.

Visible for miles, and I don't get any complaints anymore after Brother BJ and his boys in security spoke to the neighbors.


Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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WOW Pastor!!! What a BIG ONEOriginally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostThat one's a little too small, and a bit subtle. Maybe good for the trailer park over in East Freehold.
The cross in my front yard is up all year 'round, as everyone in Freehold knows. My groundskeeper has it in tip-top shape during the Christmas season. There's always an extra $50 in his paypacket at this time of year.
Visible for miles, and I don't get any complaints anymore after Brother BJ and his boys in security spoke to the neighbors.

I'm sure such a whopper will bring a Twinkle to the eye of Sister Thumper this Christmas.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Here is the cross we constructed on the rear edge of the Landover Baptist Church property...

It is 201 feet tall, weighs 180 tons and can withstand 145 MPH winds. It cost 1.4 million dollars and took five years to complete. At night, six 1000-watt searchlights illuminate the cross from below. It is a replica of the cross built in 2001 in Effingham, IL-- only we built it three feet taller so that it would qualify as World's Tallest Cross!!
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That's fine for the school, but at my house we burn a cross. It's tradition.Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View PostHere is the cross we constructed on the rear edge of the Landover Baptist Church property...

It is 201 feet tall, weighs 180 tons and can withstand 145 MPH winds. It cost 1.4 million dollars and took five years to complete. At night, six 1000-watt searchlights illuminate the cross from below. It is a replica of the cross built in 2001 in Effingham, IL-- only we built it three feet taller so that it would qualify as World's Tallest Cross!!Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Did you know that christmas is a pagan holiday cause christ was born some time in november.Originally posted by Talitha View PostThe MUST HAVE for this Christmas
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I agree.
It will certainly keep Blackie Claus from breaking in and stealing all of those precious gifts from under your tree.
A reminder of the good old days.
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Dear friend:Originally posted by FireandIce View PostDid you know that christmas is a pagan holiday cause christ was born some time in november.
Why do you have to come to God's favorite discussion board to commit hate speech like that? Just because the devil pre-stole some of the traditions associated with the birth of Our Lord in His earthly form and gave them to the pagans, that doesn't give you any right to mock us.This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
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Look at what you've written - Christmas derives from Christ's Mass therefore it cannot be pagan, it has to be Christian.Originally posted by FireandIce View PostDid you know that christmas is a pagan holiday cause christ was born some time in november.
Secondly, the idea that Christ was born in November, as far as I can see, is one of the wackier theories - have you biblical proof that you can offer?
Thirdly, if it was a pagan feast in November, why did anyone bother shifting it a month forward? I mean, what would be the point?
You failed to capitalize the words Christ, Christmas and November. That level of carelessness does not make me think that you are the next great theologian...
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Does that mean that the 4th of July is a Pagan holiday because Congress declared independence on July second?Originally posted by FireandIce View PostDid you know that christmas is a pagan holiday cause christ was born some time in november.
Shut up.Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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WTF is this ****? "Blackie Claus"? "Good old days"? You people make me sick. What are you all thinking? Atheists don't hate god, and they don't hate religion. I mean, we hate people like you being so ignorant to the words we speak and write, and that are racist and narrow minded, but that hardly encompasses all christians (considering your titles "true christians" i believe you would agree with me their). And being atheist doesn't mean your part of a group that shares the same ideals, only that you disbelieve in the existence of god. Therefore what I said doesn't even apply to ALL atheists. There definitely are atheists that HATE god, but hardly the majority. As such, the Freethinkers can do what they want but they hardly speak for all of "us". And seriously, all this racism. This is the god you picture? Someone who saves only certain people through a filtration system? I MEAN you include physical appearance in that system, something that isn't even choice. Looking at demographics of the entire world, how many christians are these "true christians" you talk of? Like less than 1%. And they all hapen to be in America, right? Or at least most of them. I'm fairly sure god wouldn't save such an exclusive and narrow representative of the population of Earth. 6 billion people he currently living that he created and less than 60mil even in the running for salvation?Originally posted by Talitha View PostThe MUST HAVE for this Christmas
I agree.
It will certainly keep Blackie Claus from breaking in and stealing all of those precious gifts from under your tree.
A reminder of the good old days.
And may all your Christmases be WHITE
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And lastly, WTF is this
yeah I'm fairly sure Jesus is cool after sacrificing himself for our sins becoming a lame smiley face emote.
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