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    Buy the American Family Association's flaming cross!

    The American Family Association, the same group that taught Americans how to cure homosexuality by showing their penises to young boys, has the perfect Christmas gift for those grieving Barack HUSSEIN Obama's "HISTORIC" victory:

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    This last point is very important: when you're setting up a flaming cross on the lawn of an uppity person's lawn, you don't want to waste any time. You never know when said uppity person might run out with a broken malt liquor bottle and a total lack of Christmas spirit.

    Hopefully this is the first step in the return of many other old-time traditions...

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  • #2
    Re: Buy the American Family Association's flaming cross!

    Trent, I think you missed this by about a month. It's been posted.
    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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    • #3
      Re: Buy the American Family Association's flaming cross!

      Wouldn't it be delightful if they had a version with red, orange, blue, and white bulbs that flickered in imitation of an actual flame? I'd happily give one of those to the Jenkins clan, whose only holiday decoration is what they called a "Kwanzaa Log".

      I guess they've fallen on hard times.
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      • #4
        Re: Buy the American Family Association's flaming cross!

        I'm amazed at the effect of those "ultra-bright" bulbs, it comes close to the real thing. There can't be any complaints from the fire marshals when these are being used. I can often see their point when the public safety is concerned.
        Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
        brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
        ...and get off my lawn
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        • #5
          Re: Buy the American Family Association's flaming cross!

          Wow! I'm going to buy one of these to put in my neighbor's yard. He's a negro who needs a little reminder of the reason for the season.
          If humans evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?

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