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  • Baby Jesi STOLEN!!

    THIS kind of thing only illustrates how deeply depraved the Demoncrats are. If we had solid Republican leadership, you just wouldn't see such wanton God-mockery!

    Across North America, 'tis the season to steal baby Jesus

    For the sixth year in a row, somebody has stolen the baby Jesus from the Regina Christian School's nativity scene. It's the kind of incident that happens in dozens of towns every Christmas season.

    What was different in Regina this time, when the figure was stolen Friday, was vandalism. The thieves smashed the walls of the scene and knocked over all of the figurines.

    "I think other years it was probably just a joke. You know, the idea 'We'll steal baby Jesus,'" principal Rod Rilling said. "This year, it's a little more disappointing, I guess."

    The Regina Christian School display sits unguarded on the school's property, only metres from a busy section of Albert Street South. So far, measures taken to prevent the theft haven't been working.

    "I think one year my wife had tried to put [on] a little bit of an alarm she bought some place [and] thought if somebody grabbed it and it started to buzz or beep they'd just drop it and leave," Rilling said.

    "I think she's even put a note on baby Jesus, you know: 'Please return to Regina Christian School.' But nobody's taken that to heart yet."

    Bringing the scene indoors is one option, he said.

    Meanwhile, such thefts have become part of a seasonal cycle across North America. Other baby Jesus abductions were in the news Monday in North Dakota, Indiana, Pennsylvania and Massachusetts.

    But in some places, the victims are fighting back. Last year, a teen in Florida was caught after not realizing the Jesus she'd taken was equipped with a global positioning system device.

    Rilling isn't sure if his school will go that far. For the time being, he's going to look at a quick fix.

    "Maybe we'll get another Jesus and try it one more time for the year," he said.

    The police will also be called, Rilling said.
    Canada, I can understand. But America? God's favorite country??
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    Re: Baby Jesi STOLEN!!

    They should be ashamed of themselves.
    Don't they realize that it was Jesus HIMself who (temporarily) died for their SINS??

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    I shall be Praying for his safe return, and I sincerely hope that we don't have to dress up Mrs Rogers' Pussy like we did last year. It certainly didn't like being nailed in place.

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    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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      Re: Baby Jesi STOLEN!!

      GOD have mercy. What an idolatrous distraction!

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      • #4
        Re: Baby Jesi STOLEN!!

        Gone has He? I'd give it 3 days, He'll be back.
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        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

        Author of such illuminating essays as,
        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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