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    Dago Papists Mock Christ's Birth

    Is there anything the papists won't do to mock Jesus on His birthday? THIS story from the jungles of Mexico shows what absurd lengths the mary worshipers will go to in order to destroy Christianity.

    Peruvian Jesus born to Virgin Mary on Christmas

    Fri Dec 26, (Reuters) – Virgin Mary, a 20-year-old Peruvian woman, gave birth to a baby boy on Christmas day and named him Jesus, Peru's state news agency said on Friday.

    The baby's father, Adolfo Jorge Huamani, 24, is a carpenter. Religious Peruvians compared him to Joseph the Carpenter in the Bible.

    "Two thousand years later the story of Bethlehem is relived," read the headline about the birth in El Comercio, the main newspaper in Peru, a predominantly Catholic country.

    The mother, Virgen Maria Huarcaya, delivered the 7.7 pound (3.5 kg) boy, Jesus Emanuel, in the early hours of Christmas at the central maternity hospital in Lima, the capital.

    "A few days ago we had decided to name my son after a professional soccer player," the father said. "But thanks to a happy coincidence this is how things ended up."
    If that wetback slut was a virgin, I'll drink her bathwater.

    EDIT: Little know fact -- There is no word for "virgin" in spanish. I asked one of my gardeners.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    Re: Dago Papists Mock Christ's Birth

    Dago mock-Jesus story sic



    If that wetback slut was a virgin, I'll drink her bathwater.

    EDIT: Little know fact -- There is no word for "virgin" in spanish. I asked one of my gardeners.
    What is that bathwater? Slang for cooter juice?

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      Re: Dago Papists Mock Christ's Birth

      Originally posted by forgetnarrowpathy View Post
      What is that bathwater? Slang for cooter juice?
      No, it's Czechoslovakian.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        Re: Dago Papists Mock Christ's Birth

        I wonder why there is no word "virgin" for Spanish. Are they so depraved that they deflower their girls as soon as they give birth?

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          Re: Dago Papists Mock Christ's Birth

          I mean they so depraved that they deflower their newborn girls. Are they, Pastor?

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            Re: Dago Papists Mock Christ's Birth

            Originally posted by forgetnarrowpathy View Post
            Are they so depraved that they deflower their girls as soon as they give birth?
            Originally posted by forgetnarrowpathy View Post
            I mean they so depraved that they deflower their newborn girls. Are they, Pastor?
            You appear to really, really want that to be true. Pervert!
            True Christians are Perfect!

            Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

            Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

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              Re: Dago Papists Mock Christ's Birth

              I grew up in a small farming community in California's San Joaquin valley. We had a large hispanic population; i.e., lots of messicans. Naturally, many of them were named Jesus. Their parents should know that Jesus' last name isn't Aguilar, Cervantes, or Arroyo. I swear, that town was blasphemy central. I'm glad I moved out of there before it was plagued by locusts.

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