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WARNING! Beware of the Santa Cult !
Friends, you see them outside the shopping malls, inside 'Grottos' with large crowds of Children, waiting to see their false idol. Yes, come Christmas time hundreds of these weirdos descend to spread their false cult teachings to secular children worldwide!
Now, most people assume these so-called 'store' Santas are just pedophile drunks that pick themselves out of their drunken stupor around once a year, pull on a pair of shiny black boots, a red jumpsuit, and a fake white beard, and go out looking for children to molest. These people are WRONG! Yes, everyone of these freaks may be a pedophile, but they are NOT random drunks - they are part of a CULT of Santas. These freaks actually meet at sinister Santa Convensions Worldwide, where they learn dangerous occult arts such as MAGIC and VENTRILOQUISM, and pass their secret orders to other members of their secret Santa Organization.
I hope that with this thread we can discuss the real danger involved in this mysterious cult, and what their ultimate goal must be.
Friends, you see them outside the shopping malls, inside 'Grottos' with large crowds of Children, waiting to see their false idol. Yes, come Christmas time hundreds of these weirdos descend to spread their false cult teachings to secular children worldwide!
Now, most people assume these so-called 'store' Santas are just pedophile drunks that pick themselves out of their drunken stupor around once a year, pull on a pair of shiny black boots, a red jumpsuit, and a fake white beard, and go out looking for children to molest. These people are WRONG! Yes, everyone of these freaks may be a pedophile, but they are NOT random drunks - they are part of a CULT of Santas. These freaks actually meet at sinister Santa Convensions Worldwide, where they learn dangerous occult arts such as MAGIC and VENTRILOQUISM, and pass their secret orders to other members of their secret Santa Organization.
I hope that with this thread we can discuss the real danger involved in this mysterious cult, and what their ultimate goal must be.
Santa Convention Draws Hundreds of Kris Kringles
Santa convention draws Kris Kringles from around the world for Christmas-themed camaraderie
Tim Mack's cell phone — he calls it his sleigh phone — rings with the tune of "Santa Baby."
Catching his breath between Santa educational workshops and preparing for the big afternoon parade on Tuesday afternoon, Santa Mack pulls the phone from his back pocket and says, "It's Mrs. Claus."
For Santa Mack and the nearly 700 other Kris Kringles, Mrs. Clauses, elves and reindeer handlers from around the world gathered in Gatlinburg for the Celebrate Santa convention, Christmas isn't just a day in December. It's a way of life.
"For most of us, this is not a character. This is a lifestyle," said Dennis Pollard, a Santa from Gainesville, Fla. "For us to be able to stay in the lifestyle 24 hours a day — this is what we feel like we were born to do."
The convention, running three days through Wednesday at the Gatlinburg Convention Center, is a chance for them to hone their holiday craft by learning tips on how to be a better Santa and checking out the finest offerings in Santa wear and gear.
It's the largest gathering of its kind, and it's only the 12th Celebrate Santa convention that's taken place since the first one 70 years ago.
Phil Wenz, a Santa from Crescent City, Ill., instructed a workshop on the history of Santa in the 20th century with topics ranging from legendary Santas like Charles W. Howard and the Santa Claus School he created in 1937 in Midland, Mich.
"It's a source of inspiration for these guys," Wenz said.
Other workshops included hair care, magic and ventriloquism instruction, mall Santa etiquette, a session called "Reindeer 101" and something for the most modern Santas — podcasting.
In the grand ballroom, Santa-themed vendors hawk their wares. Sam Militello is a Santa from St. Clair, Mich., who operates Santa & Co., which offers traditional Santa and Mrs. Claus costumes made only from wool inspired by Howard.
"He would teach these Santas to be more responsible. We're teaching them to dress more responsibly," Militello said.
Santa convention draws Kris Kringles from around the world for Christmas-themed camaraderie
Tim Mack's cell phone — he calls it his sleigh phone — rings with the tune of "Santa Baby."
Catching his breath between Santa educational workshops and preparing for the big afternoon parade on Tuesday afternoon, Santa Mack pulls the phone from his back pocket and says, "It's Mrs. Claus."
For Santa Mack and the nearly 700 other Kris Kringles, Mrs. Clauses, elves and reindeer handlers from around the world gathered in Gatlinburg for the Celebrate Santa convention, Christmas isn't just a day in December. It's a way of life.
"For most of us, this is not a character. This is a lifestyle," said Dennis Pollard, a Santa from Gainesville, Fla. "For us to be able to stay in the lifestyle 24 hours a day — this is what we feel like we were born to do."
The convention, running three days through Wednesday at the Gatlinburg Convention Center, is a chance for them to hone their holiday craft by learning tips on how to be a better Santa and checking out the finest offerings in Santa wear and gear.
It's the largest gathering of its kind, and it's only the 12th Celebrate Santa convention that's taken place since the first one 70 years ago.
Phil Wenz, a Santa from Crescent City, Ill., instructed a workshop on the history of Santa in the 20th century with topics ranging from legendary Santas like Charles W. Howard and the Santa Claus School he created in 1937 in Midland, Mich.
"It's a source of inspiration for these guys," Wenz said.
Other workshops included hair care, magic and ventriloquism instruction, mall Santa etiquette, a session called "Reindeer 101" and something for the most modern Santas — podcasting.
In the grand ballroom, Santa-themed vendors hawk their wares. Sam Militello is a Santa from St. Clair, Mich., who operates Santa & Co., which offers traditional Santa and Mrs. Claus costumes made only from wool inspired by Howard.
"He would teach these Santas to be more responsible. We're teaching them to dress more responsibly," Militello said.
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