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Friends,
The War On Christmas has taken yet another turn.
"Merry Holidays" has become the vulgar refrain of heathen paki's at the local 7-11 store.
"Merry Holidays, do you want fries with that?" squawk the McNuggetslaves employees........
Now, those who loathe Baby-Jesus have further turned Christmas into Xmas
and avariciously promote a $450 Billion Dollar spending spree, fraught with buyer angst and massive credit card debt.
But Friends , there is a better way.
Instead of buying gifts that won't keep on giving ; why not think of donating/tithing/love-offering your Christmas gifting all to your Church Pastors?
Yes, he who leads your Church has labored all year spending your money on widows and orphans; and now, what better way to direct your cash than to give Pastor lots of Baby Jesus Birthday money to spend on Jesus'ie stuff that is tax deductible ???
The kids, family, and friends will truly understand that you are shoveling cash to a higher cause, and that the money will be spent by a professional ordained spender on only the most holy things.
Will you join the movement (but make sure too write your check to your local Landover Pastor
) ? >>>>> http://www.time.com/time/nation/arti...947590,00.html
Rev Jeffrey Lebowski
Sister Verna Too {she needs a new Escalade to visit widows and orphans and haul them to the revival to get cured}
The War On Christmas has taken yet another turn.
"Merry Holidays" has become the vulgar refrain of heathen paki's at the local 7-11 store.
"Merry Holidays, do you want fries with that?" squawk the McNugget
Now, those who loathe Baby-Jesus have further turned Christmas into Xmas
and avariciously promote a $450 Billion Dollar spending spree, fraught with buyer angst and massive credit card debt.But Friends , there is a better way.
Instead of buying gifts that won't keep on giving ; why not think of donating/tithing/love-offering your Christmas gifting all to your Church Pastors?
Yes, he who leads your Church has labored all year spending your money on widows and orphans; and now, what better way to direct your cash than to give Pastor lots of Baby Jesus Birthday money to spend on Jesus'ie stuff that is tax deductible ???
The kids, family, and friends will truly understand that you are shoveling cash to a higher cause, and that the money will be spent by a professional ordained spender on only the most holy things.
Will you join the movement (but make sure too write your check to your local Landover Pastor
) ? >>>>> http://www.time.com/time/nation/arti...947590,00.htmlRev Jeffrey Lebowski
Sister Verna Too {she needs a new Escalade to visit widows and orphans and haul them to the revival to get cured}
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