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    Fist Me This Christmas: Violent Secular "Christmas" Song

    The other night, as I was getting ready to leave my office, I wandered over to one of my staff members' computers, an innocent young 21 year old Christian college student named Melissa. I had her tasked to finding vile and hateful attacks on Christmas. It is the duty of my staff to find new battlefields where this War on Christmas will be played out.

    Well, she apparently found this song on YouTube called "Fist Me for Christmas", and believe me, I was shocked by its lyrics. However, I noticed she seemed to be doing her best to stifle a laugh. Personally, I don't know what could be considered "funny" about this song. First off, there is no mention of Jesus Christ. It is simply a secular "holiday" tune. Second, I was outraged that these people would glorify senseless violence during a time we should be celebrating our Lord's birth. I think it's quite obvious to everyone that "Fist me" means "Hit me". They're asking to get punched. (To be honest, after seeing this video, I did have an urge to punch all these Godmocking atheist singers!)

    Watch this video and judge yourself.


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    Tags: satan claus, secularized christmas, war on christmas
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    Re: Fist Me This Christmas: Violent Secular "Christmas" Song

    Must be British, the Day after Christmas they have something called "Boxing Day" I guess they all get "Lagered up" and then go out on the streets "fisting" each other with the gloves on.

    Must relieve the tensions and hangovers after watching soccer all day on Christmas instead of praising Jesus.
    Matthew:
    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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    • #3
      Re: Fist Me This Christmas: Violent Secular "Christmas" Song

      If that's how these God-Mockers are behaving for Baby Jesus' Birthday then I will almost certainly be involved in fisting some Atheists this Christmas

      Sister Talitha

      Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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        Re: Fist Me This Christmas: Violent Secular "Christmas" Song

        Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
        Must be British, the Day after Christmas they have something called "Boxing Day" I guess they all get "Lagered up" and then go out on the streets "fisting" each other with the gloves on.

        Must relieve the tensions and hangovers after watching soccer all day on Christmas instead of praising Jesus.

        Talk about being punch drunk. Strange dialect too, I really don't quite get the meaning from the context.

        Oh, it must be about masochism.

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        • #5
          Re: Fist Me This Christmas: Violent Secular "Christmas" Song

          Originally posted by Talitha View Post
          If that's how these God-Mockers are behaving for Baby Jesus' Birthday then I will almost certainly be involved in fisting some Atheists this Christmas
          That's the spirit Sister!

          PS: don't forget to take off your Cartier watch before doing so, it could get damaged by the pounding you're going to give them.
          Psalm 81:10:
          I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
          open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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            Re: Fist Me This Christmas: Violent Secular "Christmas" Song

            Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
            That's the spirit Sister!

            PS: don't forget to take off your Cartier watch before doing so, it could get damaged by the pounding you're going to give them.
            Thank you for reminding me Brother.
            The last time I did this I lost a Diamond Ring too, so this time I am prepared.

            Sister Talitha

            Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


            HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
            being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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            • #7
              Re: Fist Me This Christmas: Violent Secular "Christmas" Song

              HAHA. Oh bless you all.

              Fisting in the context of this song by no means means "punching".

              Boxing day.
              Historically, a day to open the Christmas box and share the contents with the poor. Hardly a day to get drunk.

              It is now traditionally a time when families all come to spend time together.

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              • #8
                Re: Fist Me This Christmas: Violent Secular "Christmas" Song

                Those God-mockers make me furious. I just want to take them aside, and say, "Jesus never fisted on Christmas, and neither should you." But would they listen?
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                • #9
                  Re: Fist Me This Christmas: Violent Secular "Christmas" Song

                  Originally posted by EmilyRose View Post
                  HAHA. Oh bless you all.

                  Fisting in the context of this song by no means means "punching".

                  Boxing day.
                  Historically, a day to open the Christmas box and share the contents with the poor. Hardly a day to get drunk.

                  It is now traditionally a time when families all come to spend time together.
                  Yes, I'm certain you throw money to the poor and they won't go get drunk!
                  Matthew:
                  5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                  5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                  10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                  10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                  • #10
                    Re: Fist Me This Christmas: Violent Secular "Christmas" Song

                    I thought it was lovely. The harmony was very good! I think fisting means dancing or frolicking making to and fro motions with your forearms....you know... kinda like Popeye does.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Fist Me This Christmas: Violent Secular "Christmas" Song

                      Would someone kindly explain what all this "fisting" is about? I don't understand it at all. The song seemed to have some sort of a sexual overtone to it. Would fisting be punching someone in the nose while copulating? I don't get it. Must be one of those Goth things...

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                      • #12
                        Re: Fist Me This Christmas: Violent Secular "Christmas" Song

                        I agree with Rev. Jim about the punching part.

                        I am still struggling to figure out what the crisco is for.
                        The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

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                          Re: Fist Me This Christmas: Violent Secular "Christmas" Song

                          Originally posted by HTannor View Post
                          I am still struggling to figure out what the crisco is for.
                          For making cookies?
                          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Fist Me This Christmas: Violent Secular "Christmas" Song

                            And pie crust, Brother Nobar. But they didn't mention either in the video.

                            Wait, there was something about something under the christmas tree. Maybe that's where they're putting the pie.............and the cookies, of course.
                            The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

                            "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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                            • #15
                              Re: Fist Me This Christmas: Violent Secular "Christmas" Song

                              Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                              I thought it was lovely. The harmony was very good! I think fisting means dancing or frolicking making to and fro motions with your forearms....you know... kinda like Popeye does.
                              I agree, sister. Actually, this Christmas season we're seeing a big upsurge in sales of our Christmas Terror! CDs, DVDs and comic books for children. We got some complaints from parents about the lyrics like, "Ho, ho, ho, you little ho come sit on Santa's lap," but our research department found that the kids really liked it. Below are some of our more popular titles, totally suitable for children in my opinion:

















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