[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Happy Holiday Yourself to HELL!

Uh, spider demons, no man has the authority to say there are spider demons in hell. You are trying to paint a picture of hell as to your own personal preference by doing this.

Pal, your arrogance has gone just about far enough. This is a Godly forum, and you would be much better off reading and studying it's leaves rather than spewing your snotty, childish hatred on as many threads as possible. You are off to a very bad start if you truly desire to be Saved by God's Grace some day. Arguing with a man as holy as Brother Temperance will get you wrong-footed with Christ right fast.

Hell is chock-a-block full of the most terrifying, unimaginable demons and tortures that you can imagine. THAT is a FACT. Now move on.

Keep it up, with your smart-alecky know-it-all attitude, and you will one day experience first hand what the spider demons in hell have in store for you.

[Unfalsifiable]

Re: Happy Holiday Yourself to HELL!

Uh, spider demons, no man has the authority to say there are spider demons in hell. You are trying to paint a picture of hell as to your own personal preference by doing this.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Happy Holiday Yourself to HELL!

Ok, well, thank you for attacking my light-hearted post. I'm truly sorry you saw it as anything more then a satirical one.

For example, to turn attention to you, spider demons in hell? Seriously? All Liars (Revelation 21:8) springs to mind.

Are you calling me a liar? Are you denying that there are demons in Hell?

[Unfalsifiable]

Re: Happy Holiday Yourself to HELL!

Ok, well, thank you for attacking my light-hearted post. I'm truly sorry you saw it as anything more then a satirical one.

For example, to turn attention to you, spider demons in hell? Seriously? All Liars (Revelation 21:8) springs to mind.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Happy Holiday Yourself to HELL!

Hey, hey, let us not forget God will damn: The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26). So don't be too rash.

We are supposed to forgive those who repent. We cannot forgive those who go on sinning. Are you ready to repent of uppityness and backsassing?

[Unfalsifiable]

Re: Happy Holiday Yourself to HELL!

How DARE you spew such hatred on dear, sweet sister Thumper? Did you know that you are talking about my FIANCE!!??

One more crack like that and you'll be tossed into Quarantine!

Hey, hey, let us not forget God will damn: The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26). So don't be too rash.

[nikilds]

Re: Happy Holiday Yourself to HELL!

Well, SOME people are just crude. I wont mention their name bc its just so vulgar.


Anywho, I found a great selection of Christmas decorations from Big Lots! I practically bought the whole section.
However, the decorations certainly werent CHRIST centered. There was a lot of Santa and reindeer propaganda printed on them.
I wont even get into how hard it was to find a nativity scene for the front lawn . . .

I feel this country will get a great rebuking from God if we dont stop some of this madness in our stores and start putting Jesus back on the shelves!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Happy Holiday Yourself to HELL!

miss, thumper, thumpin all the men at night, you know what i mean you dirty slut. hehehehe, prolly a lesbo too you whore

How DARE you spew such hatred on dear, sweet sister Thumper? Did you know that you are talking about my FIANCE!!??

One more crack like that and you'll be tossed into Quarantine!

[Brother McGregor]

Re: Happy Holiday Yourself to HELL!

miss, thumper, thumpin all the men at night, you know what i mean you dirty slut. hehehehe, prolly a lesbo too you whore

mind your manners you vile abomination!!! You disgusting lout and unsaved puddle of spillage! How dare you address one of the saved in such a manner!

[tampons_rule]

Re: Happy Holiday Yourself to HELL!

I hear ya Momma G. The next time someone says to me "happy Holidays" I'm going to smack them across the face with my super-sized leather-bound KJV1611 Bible and yell at them at the top of my lungs that Christmas is about JESUS and his unconditional love and to celebrate HIS Birthday dammit!

All these mamby pamby PC people should be shot! They are making the world a dreadful, hateful place.

Lve, Sister Thumper

miss, thumper, thumpin all the men at night, you know what i mean you dirty slut. hehehehe, prolly a lesbo too you whore

[Ahimaaz Smith]

Re: Happy Holiday Yourself to HELL!

How many jokes are there about George Bush and sex?

Just one.

Q: How does George W. Bush make love?
A: With Laura Bush on top. President Bush can only f**k up.

My retarded brother told me that joke. You better believe that I chastised him with a rod for maligning the best President in American history. Besides, it's not even funny.

[Brother McGregor]

Re: Happy Holiday Yourself to HELL!

Not that I'm saying that this is okay to do (because I don't, I think censorship is very wrong). But we do live in America. The politicians never fulfill everyone's desires. They are suppose to complete the will of the public. And the public of America is very diverse. Keeping this in mind, the politicians cannot be biased towards one group of people. Therefore they impose their censorship on something as harmless and classical as Christmas music. Basically, they try to be fair for everyone and instead are being unfair for everyone.

I say sing you songs strong and proud. Not even the goverment has the right to overrule our First Amendment and withhold our beliefs. I mean, if the president truly had a problem with Christmas, then I certainly think the white house wouldn't be decorated for that specific holiday during the winter, now would it?

Interestingly enough, when all these politicians go to be re-elected again then they sure do bring Christ back into things. That is of course the lieberal politicians.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Happy Holiday Yourself to HELL!

You DO know that smacking people with a Bible, isn't very nice, eh? So if somebody said 'Happy Holidays' some couple of weeks ago, you would have smacked them in the face?

Watch it kid, they don't call me Sister "Thumper" for nothin'. If you know what I mean...

[Son Geofriedus]

Re: Happy Holiday Yourself to HELL!

Well, where should I do that?

[The Widow Anna]

Re: Happy Holiday Yourself to HELL!

You DO know that smacking people with a Bible, isn't very nice, eh? So if somebody said 'Happy Holidays' some couple of weeks ago, you would have smacked them in the face?

You DO know that posing ridiculous questions to our godly sister, without even the courtesy to introduce yourself in the appropriate forum, isn't very nice?