Rudolph is a joo marketing conspiracy

[PeterIV8]

Re: Rudolph is a joo marketing conspiracy

Amen Brothers! It is a little-known fact that joos are behind every single "Christmas Tree" sale in the world. They finance all the farms that raise them, and hire cherubic rosy-cheecked boy scouts to staff the tree sales lots. All part of their international conspiracy, as spelled out in the "Elders of Zion" pact with satan.

I would like to know where you got that information from. Where did you find out that Jews sell every Christmas Tree in the world? That's actually very intriguing if true.

And as far as Rudolph being a Jew conspiracy, I can easily see that being true. Good call on that one, Nobar King.

[veyron1001]

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EVERYONE!!! Make sure to remove this song from your caroling lyricbook!!

Rudolph the Red Nosed Raindeer is NOT a Christ(ian)mas song!!

It is an advertisement for Montgomery Ward's chain of department stores.

DON'T even watch the claymation RUDOLPH Christmas children's special, as it teaches a false image of Christmas!!

If you hear children singing this song, stop them immediately. Share with them some good Christian holyday songs, like "Silent Night".

Whats the big deal let them sing or whatever the fuck they do with it. Silent night is one of the most overused song. They need to make new song. Plus all christmas songs suck.

[Father Thomas Martin]

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7. The 12 Days of Christmas- Another song that encourages frivolous gifts instead of Godly tithing! And what was this 'true love' going to do with those eight 'Maids-a-Milking" anyway? Sounds like an orgy to me! The "Swans-a-swimming" do not even bear thinking about!

No, this is the real meaning of the 12 Days of Christmas:

The 12 Days of Christmas is the time between Christmas (December 25) and Epiphany (feast of the Magi's visitation-January 6).

As for the song; it was made during the time of the Anglican reign, where Catholics could be put to death...So they made up a song, a secret method to teach the Catholic Faith:

Explanation of the terms:

• My true love-God the Father
• A partridge in a pear tree-Jesus as the partridge, the cross as the pear tree
• Two turtle doves-The two testaments (Old Testament and New Testament)
• Three French hens-Three gifts of the wise men, three Christian virtues (Faith, Hope, and Charity), or 3 persons of the Trinity (Father, Son, and Holy Spirit)
• Four calling birds-Four gospels (Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John)
• Five golden rings-Five books of Moses
• Six geese a-laying-Six days of creation
• Seven swans a-swimming-Seven gifts of the Holy Spirit (Rom. 12:6-8)
• Eight maids a-milking-Eight beatitudes (Matt. 5-7)
• Nine ladies dancing-Nine fruit of the Spirit (Gal. 5:22-23)
• Ten Lords a-leaping-Ten commandments
• Eleven pipers piping-Eleven faithful apostles (excluding Judas who did fail)
• Twelve drummers drumming-Twelve articles of the Apostles' Creed

So, it DOES teach about Jesus!

[VictoryOS]

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Amen Brothers! It is a little-known fact that joos are behind every single "Christmas Tree" sale in the world. They finance all the farms that raise them, and hire cherubic rosy-cheecked boy scouts to staff the tree sales lots. All part of their international conspiracy, as spelled out in the "Elders of Zion" pact with satan.

That gave me an idea, Brother Ezekiel. Do you think the Catholics are also in on this conspiracy?

[ILikeJesus]

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[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I'm sure I don't need to remind anyone of the evils of pagan Christmas tree worship:

Jeremiah 10:1 Hear ye the word which the LORD speaketh unto you, O house of Israel:
2 Thus saith the LORD, Learn not the way of the heathen, and be not dismayed at the signs of heaven; for the heathen are dismayed at them.
3 For the customs of the people are vain: for one cutteth a tree out of the forest, the work of the hands of the workman, with the axe.
4 They deck it with silver and with gold; they fasten it with nails and with hammers, that it move not.

The joos weren't happy with just killing Jesus, they want to make money off his birthday as well.

Disgusting.

Amen Brothers! It is a little-known fact that joos are behind every single "Christmas Tree" sale in the world. They finance all the farms that raise them, and hire cherubic rosy-cheecked boy scouts to staff the tree sales lots. All part of their international conspiracy, as spelled out in the "Elders of Zion" pact with satan.

[Talitha]

Re: Rudolph is a joo marketing conspiracy

I sent my Joo Lawyer a little present for their Devil Worshipping.
Today I believe?

Probably some Celebration for having killed Jesus.

[H. Montague Worthington]

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The joos weren't happy with just killing Jesus, they want to make money off his birthday as well.

Disgusting.

[Brother Temperance]

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I'm sure I don't need to remind anyone of the evils of pagan Christmas tree worship:

Jeremiah 10:1 Hear ye the word which the LORD speaketh unto you, O house of Israel:
2 Thus saith the LORD, Learn not the way of the heathen, and be not dismayed at the signs of heaven; for the heathen are dismayed at them.
3 For the customs of the people are vain: for one cutteth a tree out of the forest, the work of the hands of the workman, with the axe.
4 They deck it with silver and with gold; they fasten it with nails and with hammers, that it move not.

[Sister Jane]

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We need to abolish all ungodly CHRISTmas songs from the radio and make sure our caroling youngsters are not exposed to this trash! If it cannot be found in the official LBC songbook, it is strictly for heathens!

A partial list:

1. Jingle Bells- A song about friviolity, as well as what seems to be an unchaperoned DATE involving two hormone-charged adolescents! I doubt this "Miss Fanny Bright" character is in the church directory of LBC!

2. White Christmas- A song about snow, and daydreaming! Daydreaming is for lazy Nigras and other trash! How can these people repent and tithe if they are not out there breaking their backs for Jesus?

3. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer- A song about a freak with a neon nose, reminiscent of neon signs at strip clubs! If there was such a thing as a sentient reindeer, I am quite sure the other reindeer would have burned a cross on his lawn! The mention of Satan Claus ties it all together nicely in a damned-to-hell package with a pretty bow!

4. All I Want For Christmas (Is my Two Front Teeth)- Another heathen ditty about Sister Suzie Sitting on a Thistle, which is obviously a Catholic euphamism for sodomy!

5. Frosty the Snowman- The homer that constructed this little gem was obviously trying to trick our youth into believing they could somehow create life with a bewitched top hat. Do not suffer a witch to live!

6. Up on the Housetop- Encouraging our youth to break into houses via the chimney is not the basis of a Godly song. This song manages to pull together all the filthy secular elements of CHRISTmas. It was obviously written by a Catholic, because Satan Claus has been canonized.

7. The 12 Days of Christmas- Another song that encourages frivolous gifts instead of Godly tithing! And what was this 'true love' going to do with those eight 'Maids-a-Milking" anyway? Sounds like an orgy to me! The "Swans-a-swimming" do not even bear thinking about!

[God_Saved_My_LIFE!]

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Yes, neither are most christmas songs
oh- mebbe cuz santa's not a baptist?

tell your own children not to sing those songs, not others
...although I doubt you have children

Jesus was a jew too
but thats beside the point

[Nobar King]

EVERYONE!!! Make sure to remove this song from your caroling lyricbook!!

Rudolph the Red Nosed Raindeer is NOT a Christ(ian)mas song!!

It is an advertisement for Montgomery Ward's chain of department stores.

DON'T even watch the claymation RUDOLPH Christmas children's special, as it teaches a false image of Christmas!!

If you hear children singing this song, stop them immediately. Share with them some good Christian holyday songs, like "Silent Night".