[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: What Can Be More A More Godly Gift Than a Gun?

Guns are great. Just be careful to use it on the right way.

What kind of firearms do you own, friend? Please be specific!

YiC,

Z. Smyth

[raydanic]

Re: What Can Be More A More Godly Gift Than a Gun?

Guns are great. Just be careful to use it on the right way.

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: What Can Be More A More Godly Gift Than a Gun?

Awesome, thanks! What weapon would you recommend me to buy?

I prefer crossbows, harpoons and boomerangs myself, so perhaps I'm not the best judge for firearms advice.

[Warcry]

Re: What Can Be More A More Godly Gift Than a Gun?

If whatever that which hath been gunned by you was done so in accordance with Scripture then 'getting away' with it is not part of the deal at all. You will hunt animals for food, because God has commanded you to do so. It's not complicated.


YIC, McUinnean of that Ilk.

Awesome, thanks! What weapon would you recommend me to buy?

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: What Can Be More A More Godly Gift Than a Gun?

Praise Jesus I found this thread, perhaps you guys can teach me a few things, so I want to buy myself a gun for Christmas, but I don't really know where to go shooting, I was thinking about the forest but I am worried about killing animals, but then I thought, I should go and kill some metalheads and start winning my ticket to heaven. Those satanics need to go away, but question is; Do you guys have any tips to get away with it?

If whatever that which hath been gunned by you was done so in accordance with Scripture then 'getting away' with it is not part of the deal at all. You will hunt animals for food, because God has commanded you to do so. It's not complicated.


YIC, McUinnean of that Ilk.

[Warcry]

Re: What Can Be More A More Godly Gift Than a Gun?

Praise Jesus I found this thread, perhaps you guys can teach me a few things, so I want to buy myself a gun for Christmas, but I don't really know where to go shooting, I was thinking about the forest but I am worried about killing animals, but then I thought, I should go and kill some metalheads and start winning my ticket to heaven. Those satanics need to go away, but question is; Do you guys have any tips to get away with it?

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: What Can Be More A More Godly Gift Than a Gun?

God must be a gun lover, since he gave our troops the M134 minigun to cut those crazy towelheads to shreds in Iraq and Afghanistan. I'm betting he's got some in heaven to keep unsaved trash from jumpin' the fence and getting in.

I really need to get one of those... ya' know, for self-defense and hunting and stuff.

This is as close to pornography that you will be able to post in this Godly place.

Most impressive

[X-treme Zealotry]

Re: What Can Be More A More Godly Gift Than a Gun?

The only reason guns don't appear in the Bible is because God knew humanity wasn't ready for them yet.

[Nate Burnell]

Re: What Can Be More A More Godly Gift Than a Gun?

God must be a gun lover, since he gave our troops the M134 minigun to cut those crazy towelheads to shreds in Iraq and Afghanistan. I'm betting he's got some in heaven to keep unsaved trash from jumpin' the fence and getting in.

I really need to get one of those... ya' know, for self-defense and hunting and stuff.

[Marshall]

Re: What Can Be More A More Godly Gift Than a Gun?

O HOLEY Night indeed!

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: What Can Be More A More Godly Gift Than a Gun?

Ammo makes a great stocking stuffer!!!*

* But be sure to keep the stockings safely away from the fireplace, a lesson I learned in 1992.

[silverspirit2001]

Re: What Can Be More A More Godly Gift Than a Gun?

Alas, I live in britian, and applying for a gun license, I mentioned I wanted it to protect myself from muslims/atheists/homosexuals.

And they denied my license! Blimmin Socialists.

Along with an new KJV bible, any ideas for gifts? Are swords and knives acceptable deterrents? Can I get some pepper spray blessed by a pastor? Since their are a lot of atheists and muslims in the UK, any suitable gifts for my 6 year old niece, to protect her from rape?

(and no, I cannot legally marry her until 16 - pesky secular laws - not that I want to marry her, but would, to allow her to avoid such sin).

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: What Can Be More A More Godly Gift Than a Gun?

I do love deer, I love them grilled with a side of mashed potatoes and some carrots.

As do I Sister. there is nothing more invigorating than leaping from a tree with a knife between my teeth and butchering them on the spot.

Nothing short of Rapture is better than that.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: What Can Be More A More Godly Gift Than a Gun?

Oh my god what are you saying
You are are wanting to give a gun to your child and are hating the Negroes
and you are wanting to KILL a BEAUTIFUL DEER and hating homosexuals
This very wrong. You must be in a loving nature to all things and people and NEVER be eating the meat this will giving you bad karma yes.

Blessing of krishna

I do love deer, I love them grilled with a side of mashed potatoes and some carrots.

We're going to get the oldest boy his first shotgun for Christmas, and the second oldest one for his birthday in January. We figure that by spreading it out like that it will reduce any jealousy about "well I wasn't allowed a gun until I was 10. Although they both enjoyed their "welcome to America" .22's that we got from Bob.

As for "hating Negro's" we employ one as a kennel manager for our dogs, we don't hate him. He will even be joining us in the house for Christmas dinner.

[MaharishiRajaHari]

Re: What Can Be More A More Godly Gift Than a Gun?

Genesis 9:25 says Hamites/Canaanites are cursed and the slaves of slaves, Genesis 9:3 says all living things shall be meat for us, Leviticus 20:13 says queers are abominations, and you need to look at this. Such a nice feeling rebuking hippies.

Halloing soul brother as we are all one from the ultimate source of all and everything all encompassing freedom light and harmony
You are saying you are hating people that you have never met? I ask you to hug a homosexual because you love them, because you Love everything this would not be sexual and none is intended purely platonic good feeling to them and in doing this you will come to know yourself, and it will free you from hating the homosexual and you can love your self because homo in side you feels loved and you them become one with yourself and one with the oneness. A beautiful moment

Blessing from Krishna
Any one writes me we can sending you a free book if you want