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  • The Devil's Xmas Film: White Christmas

    As we continue to fight the good fight against the LIEberal-sponsored war against Christmas, I thought I would issue a community-wide filth alert regarding the film, White Christmas. I just watched this film because it was marketed as "a Christmas classic" and "good, wholesome, family fun." I should have known better than to trust the jew-run media!

    The film starts out well enough as a good ole' war movie. The leading men of the film, Bing Crosby and Danny Kaye, are putting on a Christmas show for their front-line war buddies. (This was back when you were allowed to pray in the military. Remember what Eisenhower said to wrap up his famous D-Day order to the troop to head out and slaughter as many huns as they could: "Good luck, and let us all beseech the blessings of Almighty God upon this great and noble undertaking.")

    As soon as the war is over, these two go into showbiz and the movie starts to spiral out of control. In the VERY FIRST set of dialog between Kaye and Crosby, Kaye tries to talk Crosby into, as the unwashed kids say, "hooking up" with some slutty showgirls. "Family fun?" really? I ALMOST turned the movie off then and there, but I gritted my teach and kept watching. They soon meet a pair of showgirls played by Rosemary Clooney and Vera Ellen. No sooner do they meet, but the "men" do an act in DRAG, imitating the sisters' act! DRAG! What sort of smut is Hollywood trying to jam down our throats? Before I could find the remote to turn it off, the four of them set of to Vermont together singing a "Snow" song. I thought that even back then it was illegal to transport non-relative females across the border for immoral purposes?

    I then noticed two things that prevented me from switching back to The Passion of the Christ (a much better film even though it was made by a catholick!) First, all the servants are colored. This is a true representation of God's will regarding the children of Ham as described in the Bible. Second, I noticed that Vera Ellen's costumes all had very high necklines, keeping her respectable. I researched a bit and found that Edith Head (the costume designer) decided to do this because Vera had anorexia. Why people describe anorexia as a disease, I don't know! Surely it is a gift from God to help women appear attractive to their men. That this caused the Hollywood machine to dress Vera in modest clothes is a small miracle.

    Alas, the pluses of anorexia-induced modesty and an honest portrayal of blacks don't outweigh the negatives. The movie continues to slide into depravity as the characters assemble a bunch of entertainment industry types to put on a show, for FREE, to try and save a failing inn. If this isn't an attack on capitalism, I don't know what is! The inn was failing because God had kept the snow from falling on the Vermont inn so no one wants to visit. These actors come along and get their commie friends to save the inn that the market AND GOD had determined should fail. So this film is not only an attack on Christmas, it is an attack on GOD.

    I hope I have helped you save your family from being exposed to this filth. Avoid this un-American, demonic attack on Christmas at ALL COSTS!
    Yours In Christ,

    Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

    Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

    Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
    Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
    The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
    Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
    How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
    20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
    God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
    Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
    Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
    Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
    There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
    Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

    Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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    Re: The Devil's Xmas Film: White Christmas

    Bumping to keep the message alive.
    Yours In Christ,

    Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

    Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

    Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
    Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
    The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
    Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
    How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
    20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
    God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
    Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
    Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
    Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
    There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
    Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

    Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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      Re: The Devil's Xmas Film: White Christmas

      How about the fact that the song it's based on was written by a Christ-killer Hebe?
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        Re: The Devil's Xmas Film: White Christmas

        Crosby was a papist fool anyway.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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          Re: The Devil's Xmas Film: White Christmas

          I remember my father telling me that in his day the Klan sang the title song after running the Darkies out of town.
          Last edited by Ezekiel Bathfire; 12-02-2010, 01:40 PM.
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            Re: The Devil's Xmas Film: White Christmas

            Originally posted by Gabriel Reproba View Post
            I noticed that Vera Ellen's costumes all had very high necklines, keeping her respectable. I researched a bit and found that Edith Head (the costume designer) decided to do this because Vera had anorexia.
            Yes, sadly, Sister Vera from Fright Christmas was a full throttle, confounded anorexic, ashamed of the scrawny appearance of her starved, withered neck.

            This is an early picture of her at her fattest (58 lbs.)

            When she saw it, it pushed her further over the edge and inspired her to reshape herself as a string of spaghetti, poor thing. She was very confused. (Also, years of ballet training had left her toes permanantly pointed.)

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              Re: The Devil's Xmas Film: White Christmas

              Originally posted by ChristianCrusader View Post
              How about the fact that the song it's based on was written by a Christ-killer Hebe?
              Well, the foul sinner unsaved trash is right about one thing, the title song was written by the joo Irving Berlin (both song and lyrics in the 1940's).

              Is it any surprise to anyone that there is not one mention of Jesus in the whole song.

              Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
              brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
              ...and get off my lawn
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