[James Dewitt]

Re: What Did You Get for CHRISTmas?

How dare you call my wife a cow! She's better than any woman you're ever going to get, and women love gay guys!

If you have a wife, then you are the husband, and that's a man. so are you a man or just lying about being married?

[jennabenna]

Re: What Did You Get for CHRISTmas?

I'm a lesbian, stupid. Have you actually read any of my posts, or do you just have some canned responses that you spout at random?

[James Dewitt]

Re: What Did You Get for CHRISTmas?

I'm a lesbian, stupid. Have you actually read any of my posts, or do you just have some canned responses that you spout at random?

That's funny, i searched for the definition of husband.
A husband is a male participant in a marriage

So just who is stupid.

[Liam the ex-drunk]

Re: What Did You Get for CHRISTmas?

I'm not really a fan of material gifts as such, but the best present I have ever received was the direction given to me by Jesus, to this forum.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: What Did You Get for CHRISTmas?

How dare you call my wife a cow! She's better than any woman you're ever going to get, and women love gay guys!

On behalf of Landover Baptist Church forums, I would like to formally apologise to the noble bovine race for any offence or injury caused by the comparison between those innocent creatures and the abominable dyke slut you're fornicating with.

[jennabenna]

Re: What Did You Get for CHRISTmas?

That's funny, i searched for the definition of husband.
A husband is a male participant in a marriage

So just who is stupid.

You. I never said I was a husband. I just said that she was a wife.
Ry'Kelle= My wife.
Jenna (me)= Ry'kelle's wife.
We are wives to each other. There are two wives in my marriage. 1 girl+ 1 girl= 2 girls. Two female participants. No husbands. No penises. Just two girls.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: What Did You Get for CHRISTmas?

How dare you call my wife a cow!

If the moo fits, wear it!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: What Did You Get for CHRISTmas?

If the moo fits, wear it!

That was a good one, Rev. Rodimer.

[PontiusPilate]

Re: What Did You Get for CHRISTmas?

I got a drum set.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: What Did You Get for CHRISTmas?

You. I never said I was a husband. I just said that she was a wife.
Ry'Kelle= My wife.
Jenna (me)= Ry'kelle's wife.
We are wives to each other. There are two wives in my marriage. 1 girl+ 1 girl= 2 girls. Two female participants. No husbands. No penises. Just two girls.

You're making this up. A woman marrying a woman is absurd enough, but a woman marrying Cthulu's house?

[TC Patriot]

Re: What Did You Get for CHRISTmas?

The wife and the girls got me this. I got a bit misty when I opened it.



Chesty Puller was a Godly Marine.

[James Dewitt]

Re: What Did You Get for CHRISTmas?

You. I never said I was a husband. I just said that she was a wife.
Ry'Kelle= My wife.
Jenna (me)= Ry'kelle's wife.
We are wives to each other. There are two wives in my marriage. 1 girl+ 1 girl= 2 girls. Two female participants. No husbands. No penises. Just two girls.

1 girl + 1 girl = a real bad day, unless you are Satan, ENJOY HELL!

[nord-olof]

Re: What Did You Get for CHRISTmas?

I celebrated christmas (in swedish its called "Jul" so personally i think its hilarious that you write christmas with a large "CHRIST" ) with the regular food, pig, fish and meatballs and getting drunk with my friends on new years eve.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: What Did You Get for CHRISTmas?

I celebrated christmas (in swedish its called "Jul" so personally i think its hilarious that you write christmas with a large "CHRIST" ) with the regular food, pig, fish and meatballs and getting drunk with my friends on new years eve.

Why are you barbarians so determined to take the Christ out of Christmas? Also, why are you so determined to take the "Jul" out of "July"?

[no sunshine for me..]

Re: What Did You Get for CHRISTmas?

I had a wonderful CHRISTmas. I made a turkey with all the trimmings and Pastor Zeke came over early with his presents and we had a toast to JESUS' Birthday with some very old wine. Then we opened presents.

Anyway, he got me a new male nigra servant (since he fired the last one for stealing pies cooling on my windowsill) and a beautiful gift basket with some bubble bath and stuff.

THANK YOU ZEKE and HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESUS!!!

That sounds like a really nice Xmas! I am glad you were able to celebrate Jesus' Birthday with Pastor Zekiel. As for me, I spent Xmas alone. I did not have any presents to open; but I don't deserve any. This day is about Jesus; and it was selfish of me to be resentful for not having any gifts of my own. 2011 will be the year that I am saved. I just know it. While I may be a bit down right now; rest assured I am going to the used book store tomorrow and will buy a KJ Bible. I realize there is no other way for me. Love - Sunshine!