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  • #1

    It's The JOOS Who Want to Destroy Christmas!

    Brothers and sisters in Christ, have you ever stopped to think about all of the historical figures who have tried to destroy Christmas? I maintain that they're all filthy Christ-killing joos! After all, it's joos who have historically killed Christians.

    We all know that Judas was a joo. He is the first one to attempt to destroy Christmas, when he helped to destroy Christ!

    What about Ebenezer Scrooge in the "Christmas Carol" story! That money-grubbing bastard clearly was a joo.

    And the Grinch who stole Christmas? An obvious joo. Even the fake doctor "Seuss" who wrote the story was a damned joo.

    The ACLU (Anti-Christmas Liberals Union) does everything in it's power to destroy Christmas every year. Who works at the ACLU? JOO LAWYERS, that's who.

    And of course the mythological figure Santa Clause is a notorious joo.

    It's time we take a stand and work hard to protect Christmas and our Christian Heritage from the joos!




    Just look at the hook-nose on Santa and his elves.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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  • #2
    Re: It's The JOOS Who Want to Destroy Christmas!

    God bless you, Pastor Zeke, for saying what so many fear to say.

    The Jews killed Jesus and they want to kill Christmas.
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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    • #3
      Re: It's The JOOS Who Want to Destroy Christmas!

      The only good thing about joos is that they have pretty good humor

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      • #4
        Re: It's The JOOS Who Want to Destroy Christmas!

        We need to get the X back in Xmas!
        Proverbs1:12 Let vs swallow them vp aliue, as the graue, and whole. as those that goe downe into the pit

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        • #5
          Re: It's The JOOS Who Want to Destroy Christmas!

          Originally posted by Zeke Schnickelgruuber View Post
          We need to get the X back in Xmas!
          Isaiah 7:14 - Therefore the Lord himself shall give you a sign; Behold, a virgin shall conceive, and bear a son, and shall call his name Immanuel. I am not sure what any of this has to do with X. Immanuel is "God with us" in Hebrew, no X anywhere!
          Joshua 1:6: "Bee strong, and of a good courage: for vnto this people shalt thou diuide for an inheritance the land which I sware vnto their fathers to giue them".

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          • #6
            Re: It's The JOOS Who Want to Destroy Christmas!

            So if you all despise "Joos" the wouldn't that make you a bunch of racist nazis?

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            • #7
              Re: It's The JOOS Who Want to Destroy Christmas!

              The Muslims want to destroy Christmas, too. That's not racism, that's the truth. Giving the hebes a pass on everything just because some Germans killed a bunch of them makes YOU the racist.
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • #8
                Re: It's The JOOS Who Want to Destroy Christmas!

                Originally posted by BWells91 View Post
                So if you all despise "Joos" the wouldn't that make you a bunch of racist nazis?
                Friend, we do not despise anyone. We just want to see those that killed Jesus brought to justice.
                1 Thessalonians 2:15
                Who both killed the Lord Jesus, and their own prophets, and have persecuted us; and they please not God, and are contrary to all men:

                Luke 22:1,2
                "Now the feast of unleavened bread drew nigh, which is called the Passover. And the CHIEF PRIESTS AND SCRIBES SOUGHT HOW THEY MIGHT KILL HIM; for they feared the people."

                John 5:16-18
                "And therefore did the JEWS PERSECUTE JESUS, AND SOUGHT TO SLAY HIM, because he had done these things on the sabbath day. But Jesus answered them, My Father worketh hitherto, and I work. Therefore the Jews sought the more to kill him, because he not only had broken the sabbath, but said also that God was his Father, making himself equal with God."

                John 7:1, 19-20, 25
                "After these things Jesus walked in Galilee: for he would not walk in Jewry, because the JEWS SOUGHT TO KILL HIM . . . Did not Moses give you the law, and yet none of you keepeth the law? WHY GO YE ABOUT TO KILL ME? The people answered and said, Thou hast a devil: who GOETH ABOUT TO KILL THEE? . . . Then said some of them of Jerusalem, IS NOT THIS HE, WHOM THEY SEEK TO KILL?"

                John 8:37-44
                "I know that ye are Abraham's seed; but YE SEEK TO KILL ME, because my word hath no place in you. I speak that which I have seen with my Father: and ye do that which ye have seen with your father. They answered and said unto him, Abraham is our father. Jesus saith unto them, If ye were Abraham's children, ye would do the works of Abraham. But now YE SEEK TO KILL ME, a man that hath told you the truth, which I have heard of God: this did not Abraham. Ye do the deeds of your father. Then said they to him, We be not born of fornication; we have one Father, even God. Jesus said unto them, If God were your Father, ye would love me: for I proceeded forth and came from God; neither came I of myself, but he sent me. Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word. Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it."

                John 19:10-12
                "Then saith Pilate unto him, Speakest thou not unto me? knowest thou not that I have power to crucify thee, and have power to release thee? Jesus answered, Thou couldest have no power at all against me, except it were given thee from above: therefore HE THAT DELIVERED ME UNTO THEE HATH THE GREATER SIN. And from thenceforth Pilate sought to release him: but the Jews cried out, saying, If thou let this man go, thou art not Caesar's friend: whosoever maketh himself a king speaketh against Caesar."
                ". . . My kingdom is not of this world: if my kingdom were of this world, then would my servants fight, that I should not be DELIVERED TO THE JEWS: but now is my kingdom not from hence."

                John 18:36b
                "And when they had brought them, they set them before the council: and the high priest asked them, Saying, Did not we straitly command you that ye should not teach in this name? and, behold, ye have filled Jerusalem with your doctrine, and intend to bring this man's blood upon us. Then Peter and the other apostles answered and said, We ought to obey God rather than men. The God of our fathers raised up Jesus, WHOM YE SLEW AND HANGED ON A TREE."
                Acts 5:27-30, KJV

                Why all the racist talk, friend?
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • #9
                  Re: It's The JOOS Who Want to Destroy Christmas!

                  It is a well-known fact that joos hate Christmas because it's Christ's birthday.

                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • #10
                    Re: It's The JOOS Who Want to Destroy Christmas!

                    Originally posted by BWells91 View Post
                    So if you all despise "Joos" the wouldn't that make you a bunch of racist nazis?
                    Dear, jooishness isn't a race, like being white or black or chinese is. And we're not nazis because that's a political affiliation and this is a church forum.

                    But if you were to read the thread with an open mind, perhaps you will understand what the good Pastor is trying to teach you. There's a war out there, a war on Christmas. The joos are doing their part, mostly with the economy since they are good with money. Have you not noticed the economy has been in a slump?

                    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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