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  • Re: Good Riddance 2012, the Year of Anal Sex.

    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
    Your husband owes the good pastor $500, so he sends his wife to negotiate down to $100.

    Only a jew would think of that, and only his jew wife would agree. And then do it.



    You don't have to be embarrassed, you can simply repent of your hebrew ways, confess your sins, and accept Jesus Christ as your LORD and Savior, the right way, not the "messianic jew" way.

    You are a horrible, ignorant and judgemental person.
    A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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    • Re: Good Riddance 2012, the Year of Anal Sex.

      Originally posted by CaitlinH View Post
      You are a horrible, ignorant and judgemental person.
      Not at all. I was 100% correct, and the jewess confirmed it:

      Originally posted by Nikki Fia View Post
      I'm sorry your right I will repent. My husband had ways of getting to me.
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • Re: Good Riddance 2012, the Year of Anal Sex.

        Originally posted by Maria_Tosspot View Post
        Yes there is. Take the Internet for example its not in the Bible and yet it exists you all use it everyday. cars, how many of you drive? There are a lot of things not in the Bible but you use EVERY day so there is more to life, your just too damn stupid to see it
        Young lady, you are making a lot of statements I'm not sure you are qualified to make. It seems to be your opinion the God-directed authors of the Bible were not familiar with cars and the internet.

        Are you aware God is all knowing? God knew about the internet and cars and would have told those men whom he had write the Bible. If you read the Bible closely enough, you can find passages that apply to both. They are there because God, and the writers, knew about them.

        Honestly, you are in over your head whenever you refer to the Bible.
        Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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        • Re: Good Riddance 2012, the Year of Anal Sex.

          Well in that case would you be able to point me to a few verses mentioning such things? Thanks

          YIC

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          • Re: Good Riddance 2012, the Year of Anal Sex.

            Originally posted by Maria_Tosspot View Post
            Well in that case would you be able to point me to a few verses mentioning such things? Thanks
            YIC
            Great request, Maria. I'm glad to help you.

            Please read with me Luke 12:7, "But even the very hairs on your head are numbers."

            Other questions??
            Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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            • Re: Good Riddance 2012, the Year of Anal Sex.

              That doesn't really answer anything, that mentions nothing of what I asked.

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              • Re: Good Riddance 2012, the Year of Anal Sex.

                Dost thou know the balancings of the clouds, the wondrous works of him which is perfect in knowledge?
                Job 37:16

                Great is our Lord, and of great power: his understanding is infinite.
                Psalm 147:5

                Talk no more so exceeding proudly; let not arrogancy come out of your mouth: for the LORD is a God of knowledge, and by him actions are weighed.
                1 Samuel 2:3

                For as the heavens are higher than the earth, so are my ways higher than your ways, and my thoughts than your thoughts.
                Isaiah 55:9

                For if our heart condemn us, God is greater than our heart, and knoweth all things.
                1 John 3:20

                For there is not a word in my tongue, but, lo, O LORD, you know it altogether.
                Psalm 139:4
                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                • Re: Good Riddance 2012, the Year of Anal Sex.

                  Originally posted by Maria_Tosspot View Post
                  That doesn't really answer anything, that mentions nothing of what I asked.
                  Maria--We often say Sister Mary Etheldreda is the most enthusiastic Bible reader at Landover Baptist. Her conversation is peppered with scripture.

                  You can see from all of it there can be no doubt about God's complete knowledge of past, present and future. I know you wanted to see words like, "computer" or maybe "iPad". That ridiculous. Following these little inventions will be more inventions. God knows about all of them, but did not want the Bible to run on for thousands of pages. Thus, we are informed only that our God knows, period.
                  Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                  • Re: Good Riddance 2012, the Year of Anal Sex.

                    Ipads and all derivatives of are the work of Satan

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                    • Re: Good Riddance 2012, the Year of Anal Sex.

                      Originally posted by Maria_Tosspot View Post
                      Ipads and all derivatives of are the work of Satan
                      Friend, derivatives are excellent investment vehicles for Jesus and have greatly assisted us in doing Gods work. Being an empty headed female, you reallly do not have to show off how little you know.
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                      • Re: Good Riddance 2012, the Year of Anal Sex.

                        Originally posted by Maria_Tosspot View Post
                        Ipads and all derivatives of are the work of Satan
                        Ok. Maria, or should I say Marvin or Martin or what?

                        You claim you are a woman who had an abortion because you were raped.

                        You then claim that you were born a man but became a woman.

                        From the above statements you have shown that:

                        a. You are a liar
                        b. You are a freakshow on legs
                        c. You know nothing of human anatomy - how on God's earth can a man become pregnant.

                        Now tell me this and tell me no more. How can you claim that God loves you when the bible very clearly states:

                        Leviticus 20:13

                        If a man also lie with mankind, as hee lyeth with a woman, both of them haue committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shalbe vpon them.

                        Just because you have had your man bits turned inside out to make lady bits does not make you a woman.

                        A woman is born a woman and stays a woman and vice versa. If God had wanted us to be anything other than what we are born as then he would have.

                        You, my silly misinformed man, are one sick and sorry individual. God has a very special place for you, it's called Hell. Enjoy it.
                        Isaiah 66:15

                        For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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                        • Re: Good Riddance 2012, the Year of Anal Sex.

                          The only reason someone becomes transgendered is they want to hang arround Holiday Inn bars and seduce straight (as in Christian, Republican, White) men into anal sex when these straight (as in Christian, Republican, White) are felling vunerable.

                          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                          • Re: Good Riddance 2012, the Year of Anal Sex.

                            Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                            The only reason someone becomes transgendered is they want to hang arround Holiday Inn bars and seduce straight (as in Christian, Republican, White) men into anal sex when these straight (as in Christian, Republican, White) are felling vunerable.
                            So true, Brother Bobby-Joe.

                            I've turned down requests by Holiday Inn to build a complex in Freehold just because they are frequented by those sex changers. We don't need places that require three kinds of rest rooms, men, women and "WHATEVER", in the lobbly.
                            Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                            • Re: Good Riddance 2012, the Year of Anal Sex.

                              Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                              So true, Brother Bobby-Joe.

                              I've turned down requests by Holiday Inn to build a complex in Freehold just because they are frequented by those sex changers. We don't need places that require three kinds of rest rooms, men, women and "WHATEVER", in the lobbly.
                              And hotel rooms filled with bound and naked straight (as in white, Christian, Republican) men hanging from the close racks after they were kidnapped by some drag queen hooker.

                              Holiday Inn = Forced Gay Sex

                              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                              Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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