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  • #61
    Re: Good Riddance 2012, the Year of Anal Sex.

    Originally posted by Maria_rossi View Post
    That last sentence there and I quote "That's just begging for divorce, you know"
    "Lady," you're admitting to turning your husband homosexual because you're getting too ugly to look in the face. He'll leave you, and who can blame him?

    In what way is this me advising you to divorce him?

    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • #62
      Re: Good Riddance 2012, the Year of Anal Sex.

      Originally posted by Maria_rossi View Post
      That last sentence there and I quote "That's just begging for divorce, you know"
      A statement of fact with an appended inquiry.

      Not an imperative.

      Is American not you first language?

      YIC
      1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

      Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

      Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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      • #63
        Re: Good Riddance 2012, the Year of Anal Sex.

        I didn't say I was raped up the bum I said I was raped also when did I say my husband is a homer he just likes to make love to my bum why is that so wrong I can see no passage in the bible stating it is wrong to lkve your wifes poo chute

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        • #64
          Re: Good Riddance 2012, the Year of Anal Sex.

          Originally posted by Maria_rossi View Post
          I can see no passage in the bible stating it is wrong to lkve your wifes poo chute
          Where does God say sodomy is okay?

          Chapter and verse please, mate

          YIC
          1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

          Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

          Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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          • #65
            Re: Good Riddance 2012, the Year of Anal Sex.

            American is not a language it is a nationality, I believe they speak English as it was the English who first setted there and drove out the savage sand Dr you didn't exactly quote where it was wrong so I assume it doesn't

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            • #66
              Re: Good Riddance 2012, the Year of Anal Sex.

              Originally posted by Maria_rossi View Post
              American is not a language it is a nationality, I believe they speak English as it was the English who first setted there and drove out the savage sand Dr you didn't exactly quote where it was wrong so I assume it doesn't
              Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."

              Have you even read the Bible?

              Sheesh.

              YIC
              1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

              Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

              Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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              • #67
                Re: Good Riddance 2012, the Year of Anal Sex.

                Yeah ok that's a fair point which leads me back to my original question my husband demands it ad being a good wife is it not my duty to comply?

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                • #68
                  Re: Good Riddance 2012, the Year of Anal Sex.

                  Originally posted by Maria_rossi View Post
                  Yeah ok that's a fair point which leads me back to my original question my husband demands it ad being a good wife is it not my duty to comply?
                  Yes, it is your duty to comply as you are a good wife.

                  Let's put it another way; what would a "bad" wife do?

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                  • #69
                    Re: Good Riddance 2012, the Year of Anal Sex.

                    Originally posted by Maria_rossi View Post
                    Yeah ok that's a fair point which leads me back to my original question my husband demands it ad being a good wife is it not my duty to comply?
                    Why don't you just fix yourself up, so you're not so horrifying to look at? Then he can make babies with you the way in which the Good LORD intended. What do you have against looking decent? Are you some kind of feminist?
                    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                    • #70
                      Re: Good Riddance 2012, the Year of Anal Sex.

                      My other husband looks at me all the time when we make love I won best in show 3 years running so I can't be a prize pig can I? Who am I to question his will, however after all I'm just a woman.

                      Yours in Christ

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                      • #71
                        Re: Good Riddance 2012, the Year of Anal Sex.

                        What you have done is back yourself into a theological corner.

                        Obey you husband: you go to Hell.

                        Disobey your husband: you go to Hell.

                        Has it even occurred to you that you might be a lesson to other men considering gender reassignment to make them think again?

                        Perhaps your eternal suffering may help another confused homer choose not to have his penile member removed.

                        The universe does not revolve around you, you know?

                        YIC
                        1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                        Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                        • #72
                          Re: Good Riddance 2012, the Year of Anal Sex.

                          What's this universe you speak of god created the heaven and the earth there is no mention of this universe you speak of

                          Yours in Christ

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                          • #73
                            Re: Good Riddance 2012, the Year of Anal Sex.

                            Originally posted by Maria_rossi View Post
                            What's this universe you speak of god created the heaven and the earth there is no mention of this universe you speak of

                            Yours in Christ
                            Don't play semantic games

                            Genesis 1:3 And God said, Let there be light: and there was light. 4 And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the light from the darkness. 5 And God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day.

                            Even the stupid secular thinkers recognise that in the beginning there was the quark-gluon soup. Not actually soup in a bowl but an opaque universe.

                            Until God separated the light from the dark. Scientist call this breaking of electroweak symmetry. Science once again plays catch up to Jesus.

                            Score one for the Bible.

                            Your move, creep.

                            YIC
                            1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                            Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                            Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                            • #74
                              Re: Good Riddance 2012, the Year of Anal Sex.

                              There was no mention of a universe in that passage by your reasoning a light bulb is therefore a universe as it separates light from dark, touche

                              Yours in Christ

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                              • #75
                                Re: Good Riddance 2012, the Year of Anal Sex.

                                Originally posted by Maria_rossi View Post
                                There was no mention of a universe in that passage by your reasoning a light bulb is therefore a universe as it separates light from dark, touche

                                Yours in Christ
                                Not true. A light bulb generates light by electricity going through a filament of tungsten.

                                The act of dividing a previous unknown quantity (the combined manifestation of light and anti light) into light and darkness necessitates the demakation of light and anti light (as opposed to the abscence of light) is conceptually identical to the second phase of chronodynamics in the early Universe (even secular science admit that there was darkness (an opaque universe and light filled one)) before something (I.e. God) made the universe and broke electro weak symmetry.

                                Even scientist agree with God (even though they don't know it).

                                Check and mate.

                                YIC
                                1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                                Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                                Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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