[Glendora Christianson]

Re: And it is a WAR!

Welcome back everyone! And I apologize for not opening this seasonal forum back in July. I don't know where the time has gone! Wal-Mart has already had their glorious Christmas merchandise out for almost two weeks!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: And it is a WAR!

Obviously the false Christians have gotten it all wrong in a big way.

[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: And it is a WAR!

My wife Delores is a True Christian™ soldier in the War on Christmas. Last weekend she established a beachhead outside a Kohls department store, and with a crack commando team of 19 of her church friends, she went behind enemy lines to confiscate all of their disgusting "Happy Holidays" signs. When the Joo security guard tried to stop them they made a daring escape to their vehicles. As they sped away they sang hymns and shouted Merry Christmas while running down patrons in the parking lot. Needless to say my heart was filled with pride and joyous glee at the Christian defeat of the Joo secularists at Kohls. They'll think twice before they try to ram their Joo Secularist Agenda of Hate down our throats at this special time of year.

Bravo, Brother H! Your wife and her friends are to be commended!

I'm thinking that maybe the next step would be to spray paint "Merry Christmas" on one sides of the cars parked in Kohl's parking lots. Might as well spray paint "Jesus Saves" on the other side, too.

When it comes to the War on Christmas, one has to choose sides. You're either with us (for Christmas, and Jesus!), or against us.

YIC,
Buford

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: And it is a WAR!

My wife Delores is a True Christian(tm) soldier in the War on Christmas. Last weekend she established a beachhead outside a Kohls department store, and with a crack commando team of 19 of her church friends, she went behind enemy lines to confiscate all of their disgusting "Happy Holidays" signs. When the Joo security guard tried to stop them they made a daring escape to their vehicles. As they sped away they sang hymns and shouted Merry Christmas while running down patrons in the parking lot. Needless to say my heart was filled with pride and joyous glee at the Christian defeat of the Joo secularists at Kohls. They'll think twice before they try to ram their Joo Secularist Agenda of Hate down our throats at this special time of year.

[Owthedevilbitmybum]

Re: And it is a WAR!

YAY FOR WAR
I'll get the cross and nails and we can go murk up those christians medieval style

ami doin this right?

EDIT; NO. BJ

[Brother Temperance]

Re: And it is a WAR!

top result when googleing "jew" is wikipedia. gj on researching your facts.

and this is what i got so its hardly lying http://www.new-life.net/chrtms10.htm

That's a flat-out Jew lie. The top result is this. Quit your Hebrew stunts and get right with Christ.

[The Other]

Re: And it is a WAR!

top result when googleing "jew" is wikipedia. gj on researching your facts.

and this is what i got so its hardly lying http://www.new-life.net/chrtms10.htm

[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: And it is a WAR!

You should have punched him in the face!

It's dangerous to punch Mexicans in the face, because they're all gang members. Of course, if they're really drunk (likely) they probably won't even remember who did it.

YIC,
Buford

[worried_for_america]

Re: And it is a WAR!

That's nothing. Just yesterday, over at the Wacko, Texas Super Wal-Mart, they had a Mexican dressed up in a Santa outfit, ringing a bell and yelling "Feliz Navidad!," which is Spanish for "Up yours, Jesus." He had a box for people to put money into. Claimed it was for charity, but you know he was gonna steal the cash and spend it all on cheap tequilla and women.

Isn't anything sacred?

YIC,
Buford

You should have punched him in the face!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: And it is a WAR!

Best Guess: September 29, 5 B.C.
Biblical scholars readily tell us that it was most likely NOT on December 25th, A.D. 0.

google: when was jesus born, top page. i would add, implying war is the answer is unethical of you

Google the word jew and the top result is a bunch of jew propaganda. Why should the top result for "when was Jesus born" be any different?

And what's so unethical about war?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: And it is a WAR!

Best Guess: September 29, 5 B.C.
Biblical scholars readily tell us that it was most likely NOT on December 25th, A.D. 0.

google: when was jesus born, top page. i would add, implying war is the answer is unethical of you

Cite your sources, heathen. You don't expect us to just accept the word of a satan worshiper on this, do you?

I say you are a liar, because your father is the father of lies.

John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word. 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.

[The Other]

Re: And it is a WAR!

Welcome and Merry Christmas! This very special forum's sole purpose is to make sure our Lord Jesus Christ has a happy birthday. To best serve Jesus, we must fight a war every year against heathens, pagans, homosexuals, and infidels (The latter group also includes all of the false Christians out there, and let me tell you, there are plenty!).

I have added a few threads, which are near and dear to the hearts of all Landovarians, so have at it. Mother Glendora

Best Guess: September 29, 5 B.C.
Biblical scholars readily tell us that it was most likely NOT on December 25th, A.D. 0.

google: when was jesus born, top page. i would add, implying war is the answer is unethical of you

[Larry Lee]

Re: And it is a WAR!

but you know he was gonna steal the cash and spend it all on cheap tequilla and women.

You mean, "cheap tequilla, cheaper women and donations to "reestablish" the Mexican Empire of Aztlan () over New Mexico, Colorado, Texas, Arizona, Utah, California, Oregon and parts of Washington." It's all that the Messican lives for. That, and the chance to live off the AMERICAN taxpayer. And not vote for God's own Republicans.

[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: And it is a WAR!

Christmas IS evil, i agree. I saw a guy dressed up as father christmas, clearly mocking our lord and saviour, so i punched him in his face! That will teach him for insulting Jesus!

That's nothing. Just yesterday, over at the Wacko, Texas Super Wal-Mart, they had a Mexican dressed up in a Santa outfit, ringing a bell and yelling "Feliz Navidad!," which is Spanish for "Up yours, Jesus." He had a box for people to put money into. Claimed it was for charity, but you know he was gonna steal the cash and spend it all on cheap tequilla and women.

Isn't anything sacred?

YIC,
Buford

[eliot mayfield]

Re: And it is a WAR!

Christmas IS evil, i agree. I saw a guy dressed up as father christmas, clearly mocking our lord and saviour, so i punched him in his face! That will teach him for insulting Jesus!

Father Christmas? Are you some kind of British person? Why did you all let Tony Blair, a True Christian (tm) leave office?