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Happy Holidays & Season's Greetings are phrases used by sinners and non-believers. Should these folks be verbally rebuked, or stoned?
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Re: How to Rebuke the Season's Greetings Crowd
I'd say, Stoned. (Unless they already are.)Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
Especially if they're holding these bottles of Cokely-Cola. Do you know what these things used to be used for at drive-in movies?!?!?! -
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Umm,......No Sister Vera Sue. I don't know what coke bottles were used for at the Drive-in Movies. (I really don't.) But I have a feeling you know. Please tell me so I can warn my innocent daughter Chastity.Comment
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I've always been a fan of the theory that the best way to change things is to teach the children. Maybe we could have a Christmas type version of hell-house and do a little skit showing Jesus nailing santa to a cross and calling him a fraud. There's only one Saviour, and it ain't some fat homer in a red suit.
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Praise© Brother Deaner.Originally posted by Deaner View Post
Jesus® would certainly sort out these fat freaks.
Christmas is for the Birthday of Baby Jesus.
KEEP IT THAT WAY!
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: How to Rebuke the Season's Greetings Crowd
Why, Sister Purity! I had just been...hmmmm, Wondering...about you.....Originally posted by Purity View Post
Well I'll tell you what they were used for! They were used to drink out of! Why, the very thought of a Christian woman raising one of these Vulgar bottles - and the very shape of them, too! - to her Pure lips, and especially, you know when you swig them too quick and all that foam comes hissing out and dribbling down your chin and sometimes you even get it on your clothing and it's all cold and sticky even on a hot night and it's such an icky feeling and then you have to take your dress off, it's just too uncomfortable, AND ALL THESE OTHER SINNERS IN THE CARS AROUND YOU ARE STARING AT YOUR FEMALE ENDOWMENTS INSTEAD OF JUST WATCHING THE MOVIE!
How can some people be such Nosey Parkers? Surely, it must be SIN!!!
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Re: How to Rebuke the Season's Greetings Crowd
I love this board. (I'm not trying to suck up either, I swear.)Originally posted by Sister Sue Vera View PostWhy, Sister Purity! I had just been...hmmmm, Wondering...about you.....
Well I'll tell you what they were used for! They were used to drink out of! Why, the very thought of a Christian woman raising one of these Vulgar bottles - and the very shape of them, too! - to her Pure lips, and especially, you know when you swig them too quick and all that foam comes hissing out and dribbling down your chin and sometimes you even get it on your clothing and it's all cold and sticky even on a hot night and it's such an icky feeling and then you have to take your dress off, it's just too uncomfortable, AND ALL THESE OTHER SINNERS IN THE CARS AROUND YOU ARE STARING AT YOUR FEMALE ENDOWMENTS INSTEAD OF JUST WATCHING THE MOVIE!
How can some people be such Nosey Parkers? Surely, it must be SIN!!!
I always thought those classic Coca-cola bottles looked neat. Does this mean I'm possessed?Tir'd, and despairing, O celestial maid,
I'm caught, I cry'd, without thy heav'nly aid.
Help me, Diana, help a nymph forlorn,
Devoted to the woods, who long has worn
Thy livery, and long thy quiver born. - OvidComment
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Re: How to Rebuke the Season's Greetings Crowd
Quite possibly. Please do wait Right here until one of our Godly Pastors comes along - he can tell you for Certain™Originally posted by Arethusa View Post
PS MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
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