Santa Bashing for Christ

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Blasphemy!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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[Father Thomas Martin]

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I want to congratulate the gardeners at the main cathedral for putting up this permanent display for the children.

Cathedral? Okay then, a "cathedral" is the Bishop's prime location.

Shouldn't he be "Bishop" Deacon Fred?

And BTW, cathedral was first used by Catholics...If you heretics don't like us, stop using our terms then!

[Nobar King]

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I enjoy watching the movie Bad Santa this time of year.

[Magnum Innominandum]

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Like trying to make the choice between Thompson and Huckabee without a man to guide me -- this thread tears me in two. On the one hand, I see (and feel!) the need to emasculate Santa at every opportunity (so long as it is not out of anti-capitalist sentiment; I don't even mind Valentine's Day when it comes to the cash registers dinging away against the foreign devils by helping to maintain the American way of life!) -- still, I think upon the Godless vodka-drinkers and their battle for the unholy Orthodox Church and Soviet Russian tradition. What is a girl to do? If it came down to a battle between Ded Moroz and Santa Satan -- which boxer's shoulders should she massage? It's no use! It's no use! Landover Baptists may have stifled the demons I invoked in my misguided youth -- but still I am swathed in clouds of confusion and doubt!

Unhappily,
Magna, née Magnus

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I want to congratulate the gardeners at the main cathedral for putting up this permanent display for the children.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Further proof that santa is evil.

[OnYourKnees]

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The title of this book seemed so promising.

Surely, I thought, here was an appropriate stocking-stuffer for children of False Christians who are still being indoctrinated with Satan Claws stories!



Then I read the writeup. No, brethren and sistren, do NOT buy this book from the aptly-named Hellfire Press! It glorifies mincing little homer elves, strutting about on stilts to appear as normal humans! Talking "penguins", which we all know are really Cat-Licker NUNS in disguise! And a harlot Mrs. Claus!

http://www.brushfirepress.com/books/j_a_twede/santa_claus_is_dead.html

Be forewarned, if you look at this, it's a page-turner of perversions!!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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...and HERE is another game you can play to celebrate the True Christian™ Christmas spirit--smashing elves with a club to prevent Santa from perverting our children!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Who is dressed in red?
Who is this that cometh. . . red in thine apparel (Isaiah 63:2)
Who lives in the North Pole?
Then he brought me to the door of the gate of the LORD'S house which was toward the north; . . . Ezekiel 8:14

Not only does this mythological creature Santa try and steal our Lord Jesus' own words, he also doubles as satan!

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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I personally took this picture myself while strolling about the local mall, scouting for potential targets for my Christmas Hunting Trip.... Methinks that such a creature should not be suffered to live, so let us pray that it will soon be put out of its misery....

[Talitha]

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I've still got last years Santa hanging from a Tree in my garden.
He's a bit smelly now tho.



Strange Fruit indeed!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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HERE is another fun video game that celebrates Christ's superiority over that fat old pervert santa. Punish him as you will!!

[SUV]

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I have a Good idea too, Pastor Ezekiel! I'll drive to every Mall I can find in my SUV to sit on the lap of all of these old cooties I can find!

Then I shall whisper such Salacious things in their ears that it will surely cause these "Men" to become loud and excited and Fired - and eventually all of these places of Shopping locally shall become "Santa-free". Praise!

Well, that is my Christian Solution to this insidious problem anyway

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Here's a fun game I found that you can share with the kids. It's called "santapult". I was able to toss the old demon 350 yards! See if you can do better!

I am hoping that folks will feel free to post any anti-santa information or images that we might use to help turn American youth back to Jesus and away from superstitious mythology like santa claus.