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BANNED Toys - Let's Make a List
We do this every year and I'm sure we have saved many children from evil toys. Hopefully nobody needs to be reminded about the Harry Potter Broomstick, so I won't list it this year. But I do want to put the bad old Ouija Board on the list not because it encourages witchcraft and Satanism, but because there's new evidence that Ouija can cause homosexuality! So I will start the list with Ouija. Please add your banned toys . . . good children are counting on our advice. Mother Glynndie
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I also imagine that this goes without saying, but any and all VeggieTales should never be found within a True Christian's(tm) Home!Attached FilesTrump 2020: "For Real This Time" -
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I know that the overwhelming majority of Saved® True Christian™ parents don't need to be told this, but there are certain dolls out there that you should never, ever, ever give to your children unless you want them to turn out like hellion or Darren:
Warning: Totally depraved link — do not click without adequate spiritual preparation and Bible reading beforehand.This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
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Certainly no toys or related products from these two abominations should ever be allowed into Christian homes. The on-going, public homer relationship of Bert and Ernie are an affront to Jesus, and a favorite recruiting tool of sodomites everywhere.
Just look at those Christ-hating beady eyes that Bert sports...
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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I won't comment on this "game" - in fact, I'm not even looking at it as I post:
Leave it to the un$avED and their Sinful, Sexular attitude of "Get them while they're young and that way you will always have them."Comment
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Ban ANYTHING to do with that Harlot Snow White who performs all kind of wicked sexual sins with those 7 midgets.
I'm so pleased Mother Glendie has started this thread to help warn parents about the dangers of Toys.
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Leviticus 23:38
Beside the sabbaths of the LORD, and beside your gifts, and beside all your vows, and beside all your freewill offerings, which ye give unto the LORD.
Sister Talitha
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HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Ban any toys that the plutocrats buy from sweatshops in the developing world and sell through Wal-Mart at huge markups to teach our children to worship the military/industrial complex. Thank Mother/Father God that the fair-trade store near us has educational wooden toys that we can buy for Kayla.
I still have to figure out what to get my wife for the winter holidays. Last year, she surprised me by making a donation to NPR in my name, so I have to think of something equally nifty to do for her this year.The Bible, when correctly interpreted, tells us to love everyone.Comment
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Oh, my Gracious GOD, you horrible Girly-Man! I'm only happy that you apparently can't speak American and that I can barely understand a Word that you are bleating out in that first paragraph!Originally posted by Darren Ingram-Myers View Post
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Anyone with such a prominent unibrow is obviously a mooselimb from Towelheadistan. The show must be propaganda to teach children to worship the moon demon instead of Jesus.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostCertainly no toys or related products from these two abominations should ever be allowed into Christian homes. The on-going, public homer relationship of Bert and Ernie are an affront to Jesus, and a favorite recruiting tool of sodomites everywhere.
Just look at those Christ-hating beady eyes that Bert sports...This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance
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Why oh why am I so unsurprised to find the Finndevils have their fingers in this wicked enterprise?Originally posted by Unspeakable depravity
Tom of FinlandO Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Of course, I had to click on that "totally depraved link" sort of like trying not to look at a train wreck! Anyway, call me shallow in a small town way, but why is Tattoo Carlos' rather skimpy thong so mis-shaped??? Or do I really want to know???Originally posted by More Saved Than Thou View Post 
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Beware Australians bearing gifts; their mechanical animals are as randy and vulgar as the convicts who create them, and therefore have no place in the True Christian stocking.
"Wombat Devine" my foot!True Christians are Perfect!
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Only terrorists would give this toy to a child. I'll boycott any shop that carries them!
Not only does it speak satanic mudslime incantaions, but it comes with a real dynamite fanny pack. This disgusts Jesus.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Leave it to the mooselimbs to come up with a doll that says that it likes ass-salami, whatever the heck that is.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostOnly terrorists would give this toy to a child. I'll boycott any shop that carries them!
Not only does it speak satanic mudslime incantaions, but it comes with a real dynamite fanny pack. This disgusts Jesus.
I wonder what other "beautiful Islamic phrases" it says in both towelhead gibberish and a real language — "Death to all Christians," perhaps?
This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance
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