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  • #16
    Re: A friendly CHRISTmas reminder - for My sake

    Less whining and more Praising, people.
    Blessed is Me.

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    • #17
      Re: A friendly CHRISTmas reminder - for My sake

      Originally posted by Jesus View Post
      Less whining and more Praising, people.
      Jesus Christ, but you're a swell fella. I just love the way you let those sinners know they are going to get theirs.

      Just thinking about your mouth sword fills me with courage to stand up to those dirty queers and tell them just how much you hate them.

      From your blonde hair, blue eyes, clean limbs to your muscular thighs you are the bestest thing their ever was.

      I love you, Jesus. I can't wait for you to kill me. I don't care how much pain I'm in or how many of my loved one's you brutalise before my very eyes, before I die.

      You are the only thing in my life that makes any sense: my wife left me but I still love you: I lost my job but I still love you: I've been beaten and abused about the face and mouth but I still love you.

      Only you would would love me enough to test my faith with that infection that time.

      I love you Jesus. I really do.

      All the best.

      YIY
      1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

      Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

      Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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      • #18
        Re: A friendly CHRISTmas reminder - for My sake

        Originally posted by Jesus View Post
        Less whining and more Praising, people.
        Oh Sweet Jesus,

        I love You so very much with all of my heart, mind, and soul. You are so very beautiful Lord, with Your piercing blue eyes and flowing blonde hair. I think of You every waking moment, and You are in my dreams as well. I am on my knees now eagerly waiting for You to fill me with Your flowing love again.

        Thank You precious Savior, for everything that You have done for me and what You will do for me. You are very special to me Lord. I have a lot of love for You. I think of You all the time. Thank You so much for Your beautiful love Lord. I really do love feeling Your presence and being touched by You in places no one else can reach.

        You temporarily committed suicide on the cross for me Lord because You love me so very much and I thank You for Your love and I know You really do care a great deal for me. Your gift of redeeming blood has cleansed me of the filthy sin whose foul stench makes Your Father wretch with the dry heaves. I adore You a great deal too and I love You so very much. So. Very. Much!!!

        Lord, between You and I, we will not let anything come in between Us. I have invited You to come into me, and You were so eager to do so. The enemy tried to tear Us apart the other day, but it didn't work because neither of Us will allow it to happen. We are coupled forever. You are mine and I am Yours forever and nothing can stop that. Oh Lord, how I love You. I cannot stop saying I love You ever because I really do. Really and truly I do.

        Love,


        Mark.
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        I Kings 7:23

        And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

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