Liberals have taken over the military!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Liberals have taken over the military!

Pastor, I Believe the only punching that Homer! has ever done is to punch out all the Green Party options on his voting ballot.

OK then, I'll pop him one on the nozzle. You cover my back!

[SUV]

Re: Liberals have taken over the military!

Pastor, I Believe the only punching that Homer! has ever done is to punch out all the Green Party options on his voting ballot.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Liberals have taken over the military!

Pastor Al, doesn't the nose on that girly-hee-hee boy make you just want to punch him square in it?

Now now, Sue Vera! As you well know, I am a non-violent person. I don't believe in punching people in the nose because they might punch back. Good Christians don't let that happen.

[SUV]

Re: Liberals have taken over the military!

Pastor Al, doesn't the nose on that girly-hee-hee boy make you just want to punch him square in it?

[Arethusa]

Re: Liberals have taken over the military!

I think we should give the talking Jesus dolls to Jewish and Muslim families. While we're at it, let's give the talking Farah Islamic doll to Christian families. It will be a wonderful lesson in diversity.

Actually that sounds like fun. There should be a Buddha one too! A bobble-head buddha.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Liberals have taken over the military!

I think we should give the talking Jesus dolls to Jewish and Muslim families. While we're at it, let's give the talking Farah Islamic doll to Christian families. It will be a wonderful lesson in diversity.

You lieberal homer! The only 'diversity' mudslums need is separating their limbs from their torsos.

[Darren Ingram-Myers]

Re: Liberals have taken over the military!

I think we should give the talking Jesus dolls to Jewish and Muslim families. While we're at it, let's give the talking Farah Islamic doll to Christian families. It will be a wonderful lesson in diversity.

[Arethusa]

And used them as another front in the War On Christmas!

Toys for Tots Rejects Talking Jesus Dolls

LOS ANGELES — A company that sells Bible-quoting Jesus dolls said it was surprised and disappointed that the Marine Reserves' Toys for Tots program turned down its offer to donate 4,000 of the talking dolls.

"I believe as a churchgoing person, anyone can benefit from hearing the words of the Bible," said Michael La Roe, director of business development for Valencia-based Beverly Hills Teddy Bear Co. and its one2believe division, which makes the line of Bible character dolls.

Bill Grein, vice president of Marine Toys for Tots Foundation, in Quantico, Va., said the offer was turned down because Toys for Tots doesn't know anything about the religious affiliations of the children who receive its gifts.

"We can't take a chance on sending a talking Jesus doll to a Jewish family or a Muslim family," Grein said Tuesday. "Kids want a gift for the holiday season that is fun."

According to one2believe's Web site, the button-activated, bearded Jesus doll recites Scripture such as "I tell you the truth, no one can see the kingdom of God unless he is born again" and "Love your neighbor as yourself."

Kids want to have fun on Christmas? What is the meaning of this?