[Sebastian Estrada]

Re: "Pornaments" Spit on Christmas

The jews have gone too far in my opinion. Peddling porn to hang on Christmas trees is beyond disgusting. THIS burns me up!



DO NOT click on that link!!! You have been warned!!!

You are just jealous of those people, you wish to hang ***foreign Mexican words referencing tallywhackers removed by moderator*** in your X-mass tree marico.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Will this war on Christmas never stop??

[see_the_light]

Re: "Pornaments" Spit on Christmas

This is yet one more disgusting and VILE HEATHEN ploy to take SACRED Christmas and turn it into some HEATHEN PERVERT ABOMINATION! I hope whoever created these porn things rots in HELL!!

He sure will Brother Love, He sure will....

Ye shall make you no idols nor graven image Lev 26:1

PRAISE THE LORD AND BURN THE IDOLATRER!

[Brother Love]

Re: "Pornaments" Spit on Christmas

The jews have gone too far in my opinion. Peddling porn to hang on Christmas trees is beyond disgusting. THIS burns me up!



DO NOT click on that link!!! You have been warned!!!

This is yet one more disgusting and VILE HEATHEN ploy to take SACRED Christmas and turn it into some HEATHEN PERVERT ABOMINATION! I hope whoever created these porn things rots in HELL!!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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So you're going to get rid of your penis because it could promote sodomy? Or you're going to lobotomize yourself so you can't think any impure thoughts... That's intelligent...

Typical atheist. You spew hatred with the fury of a demon when confronted with God's love.

Brother Temperance is Saved© by the Blood of Christ. He can no more promote sodomy than a pig can fly. It is you and your pervert satanic Manson who will be roasting in hell's lake of fire, while Brother Temperance enjoys the sweet music of your blood-curdling shrieks while playing golf with Jesus. Brother T was simply offering you both a way to avoid that fate.

If you reject the Love of Christ, then you cannot later demand mercy. Got it!?

[hellion]

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Those Bible verses I posted talk about removing any part of your body which tempt you towards sin. You were talking about trafficking genitalia over the internet. It shouldn't be that difficult to put two and two together, surely?

So you're going to get rid of your penis because it could promote sodomy? Or you're going to lobotomize yourself so you can't think any impure thoughts... That's intelligent...

[Virginia Day Templeton]

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That makes no sense at all. What if they were girls looking at those ornaments? Would that make them lesbians?

No, it would make them promiscuous whores who deserve to be violently raped in every hole God gave them.

And even more stupid, there are naked statues and paintings everywhere and those have absolutely no impact on children's sexuality.

Oh, really? Children have been engaging in acts of onanism and fornication long before the invention of more sin-friendly media like books (except for the Holy Bible, KJV 1611) and television. What do you think it was that corrupted them so? It was statues, and if you can't see that you're as blind as a ninety-five-year-old nigra.

And the most important point, these pornaments are NOT marketed at children!

But children are going to see them. That's inevitable, whether they're the hellbound offspring of false homer marriages or the helpless victims of spiritually dead pedophiles (and really, what's the difference?) People buy these things, and people have children--how badly broken must your brain be if you can't recognize the connection?

I will be certain to include you in my prayers tonight.

[Brother Temperance]

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That makes no sense at all. What if they were girls looking at those ornaments? Would that make them lesbians?
Yes.

And even more stupid, there are naked statues and paintings everywhere and those have absolutely no impact on children's sexuality.
Maybe where you live, but True Christians do not stand for that sort of thing!
And the most important point, these pornaments are NOT marketed at children!

No, they're marketed at the parents of children. I suppose that makes everything ok, does it?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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We hate those homeristic ornaments because the naked human body is a vile, filthy thing and should never be seen in the light of day. Naked ornaments will turn children queer. We hate them because they make us sick!

That makes no sense at all. What if they were girls looking at those ornaments? Would that make them lesbians?
And even more stupid, there are naked statues and paintings everywhere and those have absolutely no impact on children's sexuality.

And the most important point, these pornaments are NOT marketed at children!

[Brother Temperance]

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What are you talking about?

Those Bible verses I posted talk about removing any part of your body which tempt you towards sin. You were talking about trafficking genitalia over the internet. It shouldn't be that difficult to put two and two together, surely?

[hellion]

Re: "Pornaments" Spit on Christmas

What? Are we to understand that Manson and Tommy Lee have finally taken heed of the wisdom of Matthew 18:8 Wherefore if thy hand or thy foot offend thee, cut them off, and cast them from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life halt or maimed, rather than having two hands or two feet to be cast into everlasting fire.
9 And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life with one eye, rather than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire.

What are you talking about?

[SUV]

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OhmyGodohmyGodohmyGod - it appears to me as a thing of such Divine beauty I can barely stand to remove my eyes from it.

(Is it Sin to wish for "diversity in Jesuses? It is just so darn, unHoly CUTE!!!)

It appears those rumors that Sister SUV intercepted are continuing to spread. That site recommends this one for a key role in the creation of your child's Nativity Scene Diorama, and it's not to take the place of the Fourth Wise Man*!!


GAH! Snails are everywhere!
This one comes on a cushion of slime!


*The little-known Fourth Wise Man arrived three days late, but brought two camel-loads of swaddling cloths or, as his people call them, "turbans". Little Baby Jesus(tm) was needing some fresh Pampers by then, you can be sure! A far more practical present than frankincense and myrrh, the Gift of the Turbans earned the Fourth Wise Man's people the 2000-year custodianship of vast reserves of oil and natural gas. Fortunately for US, they lost the card explaining the gift, and didn't figure out what to do with such a resource until the last century.

Godly G.W. Bush is now working to enforce the end of that custodianship and the return of said oil and natural gas to its rightful owners, God's Chosen Country, the United States of America.

[OnYourKnees]

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Even worse than *these* pornaments are new ones being sold via the ever-growing agenda of the sexually deviant, the homers:

It appears those rumors that Sister SUV intercepted are continuing to spread. That site recommends this one for a key role in the creation of your child's Nativity Scene Diorama, and it's not to take the place of the Fourth Wise Man*!!


GAH! Snails are everywhere!
This one comes on a cushion of slime!


*The little-known Fourth Wise Man arrived three days late, but brought two camel-loads of swaddling cloths or, as his people call them, "turbans". Little Baby Jesus(tm) was needing some fresh Pampers by then, you can be sure! A far more practical present than frankincense and myrrh, the Gift of the Turbans earned the Fourth Wise Man's people the 2000-year custodianship of vast reserves of oil and natural gas. Fortunately for US, they lost the card explaining the gift, and didn't figure out what to do with such a resource until the last century.

Godly G.W. Bush is now working to enforce the end of that custodianship and the return of said oil and natural gas to its rightful owners, God's Chosen Country, the United States of America.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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Even worse than *these* pornaments are new ones being sold via the ever-growing agenda of the sexually deviant, the homers:

http://www.aquariumguys.com/spongebob12.html

In fact, I even saw, dare I say it, teletubby ornaments recently! I suppose if you buy one of those you get an express seat to Hell! Will this attack on Christmas never end?!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Bwahaha. I bet I know the real reason you hate those ornaments. They might...oh I don't know... make you feel a tad inadequate....??.....You know
*snicker*

We hate those homeristic ornaments because the naked human body is a vile, filthy thing and should never be seen in the light of day. Naked ornaments will turn children queer. We hate them because they make us sick!