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    Congratulations Mr. & Mrs. Earl Higgenbottoms!



    What a beautiful wedding I had the pleasure of attending yesterday. The bride was positively glowing.

    Attention single gentlemen. The two gals closest to the tree are somehow still single. Contact me if you would like to set up a date with these lookers. I will be please to arrange a chaperoned date.
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    Re: Congratulations Mr. & Mrs. Earl Higgenbottoms!

    Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
    Attention single gentlemen. The two gals closest to the tree are somehow still single. Contact me if you would like to set up a date with these lookers. I will be please to arrange a chaperoned date.
    I hope you had a wonderful time, Sister! That lady on the left looks like she could pull a plow while nursing a newborn babe and able to shoot a sneaky coyote between the eyes without losing her stride! Goodness what a fine wife and mother she will make! Such an inspiration for the young ladies!
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      Re: Congratulations Mr. & Mrs. Earl Higgenbottoms!

      Hmm... I'd advise caution when giving nigras guns - the next thing you know they'll be selling drugs and "poppin' caps with their hommies..." or whatever it is that they do.
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        Re: Congratulations Mr. & Mrs. Earl Higgenbottoms!

        Oh! That looks like an absolutely lovely wedding! I love how modest her dress is. 1 Timothy 2:9 - In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array.

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          Re: Congratulations Mr. & Mrs. Earl Higgenbottoms!

          Congrats. I hope your marriage is as good as mine. Me and my wife have been married 8 years now

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