[Basilissa]

Re: For Single Christian Men that are looking for a wife!

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Furthermore dear, in my initial godly post in how Christian men can gain a proper wife, and if you are married, did your husband follow any of the Jesus inspired passages that I provided in His name to make you his wife?

Well, thank you for asking, dear. Yes I am married although it happened via Zoom but Pastor Zeke says it's legal, although my Enrique is still stuck in godless South America (something related to several misunderstandings at the border regarding some merchandise transported by his crew, I don't occupy my pretty head with such petty details). However he tithed substantially so the 50 shekels have been fulfilled and greatly exceeded.

The Biblical passage which applies the best to our situation is this one:

Deuteronomy 22:28-29
28 If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found;
29 Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.

I see that you forgot to include it in your list.

Pastor Zeke received the payment, as my father is a godless heathen. We told Pastor Zeke about our, ehem, situation, without being found by anyone, but he insisted on acting out Deuteronomy 22, to make our engagement officially Biblical.


I'd say I enjoyed the reenactment more than Enrique did. But Pastor Ezekiel seemed content, and that's what matters the most.

[Brother D. Thomas]

Re: For Single Christian Men that are looking for a wife!

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handmaiden,

In addressing your ungodly post #14:


YOUR ASSUMED FUNNY QUOTE: “I thought you said that your name is “Thomas.”

Listen up Hell bound woman, don’t play Satanic semanics with me dear, whereas beng “frank” is a well used idiom! Don't you ever "smart mouth" me again Bible 2nd class woman!


YOUR UNGODLY QUOTE AS A WOMAN: Yes, I remain "handmaiden" and you remain not-a-member-of-our-church.

If I am not a member of this church, then to be “frank” again, you as a hell bound woman is most certainly NOT a member of this church! You have yet to godly realize that upon your demise, you as a woman are DONE because there is no more use for you! Therefore when you start smelling “sulfur” you will know that you are ending your life upon Jesus’ earth! Remember dear, Jesus as our God looked down upon you because you created sin for man by transgressing in eating from the tree of knowledge first, then handing the fruit to Adam! Therefore, He gave you pain in child birth and also gave men to rule over your female gender, praise Jesus' revenge upon the woman! "To the woman he said, “I will surely multiply your pain in childbearing; in pain you shall bring forth children. Your desire shall be for your husband, and he shall rule over you.” (Genesis 3:16)


YOUR QUOTE RELATIVE TO YOU BEING A SISTER OF EVE: “Blah, de blah, blah, blah.”

Yeah, you can runaway from Jesus’ true and inspired words until the cows come home, but you as a 2nd class woman as the Bible so states, won’t be using your term above upon Judgment Day when Jesus opens the trap door to HELL in your behalf, praise!


YOUR QUOTE RELATING TO MY BRINGING FORTH PROVERBS 21:9 REFERRING TO MY 7TH WIFE: “Satan quoted Scripture, dude. ….”

With your quote above, you have opened a HUGE can of worms, whereas if we cannot take Jesus’ scripture as written, then you might as well burn your JUDEO-Christian Bible, where you show BLASPHEME towards Jesus’ inspired words! What did I expect from a Bible 2nd class woman? "Knowing this first, that no prophecy of the Scripture is of any private interpretation, for the prophecy never came by the will of man, but holy men of God spoke as they were moved by the Holy Spirit." (2 Peter 1:20-21)


YOUR QUOTE WHERE YOU ARE STARTING TO BELIEVE IN WHAT I GODLY PROPOSE: “Okay, that last part, I'm really starting to believe.”

DUH!!!


Handmaiden, your ungodly presence is excused for now.




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I preach the TRUE words of Jesus the Christ within the KJV JUDEO-Christian Bible as follows:

My Greyhound Bus Depot Ministry: This is where I specifically teach to the wayward 2nd class citizen women that if they listen at the onset, then I take them to my Bible bus usually parked down by the river for further studies and imbibing in Jesus’ favorite drink of wine, praise!

My Nevada State Brothel Ministry: One of my favorite Ministries, where I take a missionary position in spreading the word of Jesus to these ungodly courtesans.

My Nudest Camp Ministry: With the weather permitting, this is where I take a hard position for expounding upon Jesus’ true words to the exposed of His creation.



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[handmaiden]

Re: For Single Christian Men that are looking for a wife!

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handmaiden,

In addressing your ungodly post #14:


YOUR ASSUMED FUNNY QUOTE: “I thought you said that your name is “Thomas.”

Listen up Hell bound woman, don’t play Satanic semanics with me dear, whereas beng “frank” is a well used idiom! Don't you ever "smart mouth" me again Bible 2nd class woman!


YOUR UNGODLY QUOTE AS A WOMAN: Yes, I remain "handmaiden" and you remain not-a-member-of-our-church.

If I am not a member of this church, then to be “frank” again, you as a hell bound woman is most certainly NOT a member of this church! You have yet to godly realize that upon your demise, you as a woman are DONE because there is no more use for you! Therefore when you start smelling “sulfur” you will know that you are ending your life upon Jesus’ earth! Remember dear, Jesus as our God looked down upon you because you created sin for man by transgressing in eating from the tree of knowledge. Therefore, He gave you pain in child birth and also gave men to rule over your female gender, praise Jesus' revenge upon the woman! "To the woman he said, “I will surely multiply your pain in childbearing; in pain you shall bring forth children. Your desire shall be for your husband, and he shall rule over you.” (Genesis 3:16)


YOUR QUOTE RELATIVE TO YOU BEING A SISTER OF EVE: “Blah, de blah, blah, blah.”

Yeah, you can runaway from Jesus’ true and inspired words until the cows come home, but you as a 2nd class woman as the Bible so states, won’t be using your term above upon Judgment Day when Jesus opens the trap door to HELL in your behalf, praise!


YOUR QUOTE RELATING TO MY BRINGING FORTH PROVERBS 21:9 REFERRING TO MY 7TH WIFE: “Satan quoted Scripture, dude. ….”

With your quote above, you have opened a HUGE can of worms, whereas if we cannot take Jesus’ scripture as written, then you might as well burn your JUDEO-Christian Bible, where you show BLASPHEME towards Jesus’ inspired words! What did I expect from a Bible 2nd class woman? "Knowing this first, that no prophecy of the Scripture is of any private interpretation, for the prophecy never came by the will of man, but holy men of God spoke as they were moved by the Holy Spirit." (2 Peter 1:20-21)


YOUR QUOTE WHERE YOU ARE STARTING TO BELIEVE IN WHAT I GODLY PROPOSE: “Okay, that last part, I'm really starting to believe.”

DUH!!!


Handmaiden, your ungodly presence is excused for now.

Listen, Dude, it's not my fault if I'm funnier than you. God made me what I am. And Pastor Zeke and the Senior Leadership made me a member in good standing of . It was their choice and I am humbled and grateful for it.

At some point, some member of the Senior Leadership will decide what to do about you. They may decide to accept you or they may decide to excuse you. But you do not excuse me.


Do you not understand the hierarchal ranking here?

[Basilissa]

Re: For Single Christian Men that are looking for a wife!

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handmaiden,

In addressing your ungodly

This is where I stopped reading.

Tommy dear, you seem to forget that we at Landover Baptist Church believe in social hierarchy just like Jesus does.


For your information: as a mere forum member, you rank somewhere between slaves and dust mites:

Landover Baptist Church hierarchy:
1. Pastor Ezekiel
2. Other pastors
3. True Christian™ men
4. True Christian™ women
5. LBC servants
6. LBC septic tank cleaners
7. Slaves (like the people in China who make our smartphones)
... (list edited for brevity)
47. Forum members
.... (list edited for brevity)
73. Dust mites
74. Unsaved trash

[Brother D. Thomas]

Re: For Single Christian Men that are looking for a wife!

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Basilissa

YOUR QUOTE REMOVING JESUS AS THE FIRST MEMBER WE SHOULD LISTEN TOO: “At some point, some member of the Senior Leadership will decide what to do about you. They may decide to accept you or they may decide to excuse you. But you do not excuse me.

Dear, I have godly vouchsafing in excusing ANY 2nd class women that steps out of line with me as the superior man.


YOUR QUOTE IN NOT INCLUDING JESUS AND HIS DIRECT WORDS WITHIN THE SCRIPTURES: “Do you not understand the hierarchal ranking here?

Remember dear, your standing at Landover Baptist Church is just a mere 2nd class woman, where you slap Jesus in the face by not putting Him at the top of the hierarchal list!!! WTF?


The Christian Hierarchy should read:

1. Jesus
2. His direct words within the JUDEO-Christian Bible
3. Pastor Ezekiel
4. Other pastors
5. True Christian™ men
6. True Christian™ women
7. LBC servants
8. LBC septic tank cleaners
9. Slaves (like the people in China who make our smartphones)
... (list edited for brevity)
47. Forum members
.... (list edited for brevity)
73. Dust mites
74. Unsaved trash


Basilissa, are you smelling “sulfur” yet?




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I preach the TRUE words of Jesus the Christ within the JUDEO-Christian KJV Bible:

My Greyhound Bus Depot Ministry: This is where I specifically teach to the wayward 2nd class citizen women that if they listen at the onset, then I take them to my Bible bus usually parked down by the river for further studies and imbibing in Jesus’ favorite drink of wine, praise!

My Nevada State Brothel Ministry: One of my favorite Ministries, where I take a missionary position in spreading the word of Jesus to these ungodly courtesans.

My Nudest Camp Ministry: With the weather permitting, this is where I take a hard position for expounding upon Jesus’ true words to the exposed of His creation.


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[Basilissa]

Re: For Single Christian Men that are looking for a wife!

Long rant removed for brevity, here's the relevant part regarding hierarchy within Landover Baptist Church:

1. Jesus
2. His direct words within the JUDEO-Christian Bible
3. Pastor Ezekiel

Tommy dear, I am flattered that you consider God to be a member of our church, thus requiring to be placed within church hierarchy. Is Jesus a member of the Landover Baptist Church? This is an interesting preposition and I'm sure our Pastors will be able to evaluate whether you are onto something or perpetrating a blasphemy which will send you to Hell. In the meantime, I will assume the latter, as it's safer to err on the side of caution when it comes to yoking with unbelievers (2 Cor 6:14).

However, I don't think that the Holy Bible can be personified - thus requiring it to place on a list of living beings. Do you? Can you find justification for such position in the Bible? Protip: I don't.

If the fact that you're degrading God to a mere human doesn't send you to Hell, then thinking that the Bible is a person surely will!

[Isabella White]

Re: For Single Christian Men that are looking for a wife!

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Basilissa,

Tell me dear if you’ve heard this one before, you are NOT to even try to correct Dr. Anthony J. Toole as a man because we men are superior you Sister’s of Eve women! Have you forgotten this one of many verses showing this biblical axiom to be true? “Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.” (1 Timothy 2:11-12).

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handmaiden,

If I can be frank, and you can still remain "handmaiden," you posted this Jesus inspire passage herewith: "Matthew 11:15 He that hath ears to hear, let him hear.". Therefore in response to what is implied by said passage, I have heard the Jesus inspired passage below once again: “Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.” (1 Timothy 2:11-12).

In you being a Sister of Eve, it is about time you find your proper place within the the faith, of which, you are only here to serve the superior man in subjection, period! Handmaiden, you remind me of the 7th wife: “It is better to dwell in a corner of the housetop, than with a brawling woman in a wide house.” (Proverbs 21:9)

Dear Heaven, above! What on Earth is this idle chitter-chatter about? Dear Mr. Thomas, I think that I can assure you — most definitely — that our dearly-beloved Sisters Basilissa and Handmaiden are very well aware of the instructions from , as contained within the blessed . As faithful servants of the , they know — so well — of their place here. Now, I am quite aware that I may get my aged knuckles rapped for speaking up to a man like this, but I cannot sit by and see such wise, contributing sisters treated in such a common manner!

Proverbs 31:10 "Who can find a virtuous woman? for her price is far above rubies."

Proverbs 31:27 "She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness."

Proverbs 31:30 "Favour is deceitful, and beauty is vain: but a woman that feareth the , she shall be praised."

[Brother D. Thomas]

Re: For Single Christian Men that are looking for a wife!

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Basilissa

In addressing yet another Satanic “spew” from a 2nd class woman in your post #21:


ANOTHER 2ND CLASS WOMAN QUOTE BY YOU EMBARRASSING JESUS: “Tommy dear, I am flattered that you consider God to be a member of our church, thus requiring to be placed within church hierarchy. This is an interesting preposition and I'm sure our Pastors will be able to evaluate whether you are onto something or perpetrating a blasphemy which will send you to Hell.”

HELLO?! You slap Jesus in the face AGAIN in the fact that what Christian church would not want Jesus to be number one member on any hierarchy list? Remember, He is watching us at all times and can you see Jesus shaking His head if He was not put on the list as #1! (Hebrews 4:13)



AS A HELL BOUND WOMAN, YOUR EXPECTED RESPONSE TO MY GODLY STATEMENT: “However, I don't think that the Holy Bible can be personified - thus requiring it to place on a list of living beings. Do you? Can you find justification for such position in the Bible? Protip: I don’t.”

Jesus make it stop pleeeeeeese! Basilissa, listen up, our serial killer Jesus, as Yahweh God incarnate, is active all the time within our lives through the Bible in His spirit and because of this biblical axiom, to say that the Bible is not alive in the same human ways, is blaspheme!

“For the word of God is quick, and powerful, and sharper than any twoedged sword, piercing even to the dividing asunder of soul and spirit, and of the joints and marrow, and is a discerner of the thoughts and intents of the heart..” (Hebrews 4:12)

Dear Sister of Eve Basilissa, that gave mankind sin, do you want to call Paul a LIAR in his verse above in stating with specificity that the Bible is alive through the soul and spirit, therefore it can be included in the hierarchal list and personified?



ANOTHER EXPECTED QUOTE FROM A 2ND CLASS WOMAN: “If the fact that you're degrading God to a mere human doesn't send you to Hell, then thinking that the Bible is a person surely will!”

OMG, when will it stop Jesus? Jesus is the Hebrew God Yahweh incarnate, and He was HUMAN when He walked the earth subsequent to leaving His Zombie state in being risen on the 3rd day, therefore it is YOU that is degrading Jesus as God with your Satanic statement shown in your quote above!!!





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I preach the TRUE words of Jesus the Christ within the JUDEO-Christian Bible KJV as follows:

My Greyhound Bus Depot Ministry: This is where I specifically teach to the wayward 2nd class citizen women that if they listen at the onset, then I take them to my Bible bus usually parked down by the river for further studies and imbibing in Jesus’ favorite drink of wine, praise!

My Nevada State Brothel Ministry: One of my favorite Ministries, where I take a missionary position in spreading the word of Jesus to these ungodly courtesans.

My Nudest Camp Ministry: With t<<<text unsuitable for the eyes of children, removed by a friendly moderator>>> creation.



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[Brother D. Thomas]

Re: For Single Christian Men that are looking for a wife!

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Isabella White,

Jesus H. Christ, when will the 2nd class woman that are inferior to men stop trying to REWRITE the Bible relative to their true godly position in having to be subservient to men in every way? (Proverbs 30:5-6)

Mzzzz White, relative to your godly quotes in Proverbs in your post #22 regarding the 2nd class female gender, how do they eliminate the biblical axiom of you Sisters of Eve being put upon earth only to be subservient to men? (1 Corinthians 11:3).

Furthermore, you Sisters of Eve are to be at man’s beckon call for ANYTHING as the following Jesus inspired passage so states herewith: “Wives, be subject to your own husbands, as to the Lord.*For the husband is the head of the wife, as Christ also is the head of the church, He Himself being the Savior of the body.*But as the church is subject to Christ, so also the wives ought to be to their husbands in everything.” (Ephesians 5:22-24)

May I add to the godly inspired passage above, and in using the statement “in everything” at the end of said verse shown above, this would preclude that when the superior man over the inferior woman has the “urge,” then you Sisters of Eve are to drop in what you are doing at any given time, and satisfy this said "urge" post haste! Understood 2nd class woman?


I have never seen such insolence to the superior man by the second-rate women like here at Landover Baptist Church!




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I preach the TRUE words of Jesus the Christ within the JUDEO-Christian Bible KJV as follows:

My Greyhound Bus Depot Ministry: This is where I specifically teach to the wayward 2nd class citizen women that if they listen at the onset, then I take them to my Bible bus usually parked down by the river for further studies and imbibing in Jesus’ favorite drink of wine, praise!

My Nevada State Brothel Ministry: One of my favorite Ministries, where I take a missionary position in spreading the word of Jesus to these ungodly courtesans.

My Nudest Camp Ministry: With <<<text unsuitable for the eyes of children, removed by a friendly moderator>>> creation.



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[Isabella White]

Re: For Single Christian Men that are looking for a wife!

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Isabella White,

Jesus H. Christ, when will the 2nd class woman that are inferior to men stop trying to REWRITE the Bible relative to their true godly position in having to be subservient to men in every way? (Proverbs 30:5-6)

Mzzzz White, relative to your godly quotes in Proverbs in your post #22 regarding the 2nd class female gender, how do they eliminate the biblical axiom of you Sisters of Eve being put upon earth only to be subservient to men? (1 Corinthians 11:3).

Bla, bla, bla.

I have never seen such insolence to the superior man by the second-rate women like here at Landover Baptist Church!

Well! Before I become accused of "going all Gloria Steinem", I must assure you, dear Mr. Thomas, that this "2nd class woman" (to use your most unfortunate choice of a term) is NOT trying to "REWRITE the Bible"! It may come as a great surprise to you to learn that the Word of the has these very interesting — and important — facts contained within:

II Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of , and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:"

Hebrews 4:12 "For the word of is quick, and powerful, and sharper than any twoedged sword, piercing even to the dividing asunder of soul and spirit, and of the joints and marrow, and is a discerner of the thoughts and intents of the heart."

Proverbs 19:14 "House and riches are the inheritance of fathers: and a prudent wife is from the ."

Proverbs 18:22 "Whoso findeth a wife findeth a good thing, and obtaineth favour of the ."

Now, then; I do hope that you will give very careful consideration to these great Words from Almighty — before you find yourself in this most regrettable situation!

Luke 9:26 "For whosoever shall be ashamed of me and of my words, of him shall the Son of man be ashamed, when he shall come in his own glory, and in his Father's, and of the holy angels."


P.S. I am Mrs. White — not Mzzzz White!

[Basilissa]

Re: For Single Christian Men that are looking for a wife!

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HELLO?! You slap Jesus in the face AGAIN in the fact that what Christian church would not want Jesus to be number one member on any hierarchy list? Remember, He is watching us at all times and can you see Jesus shaking His head if He was not put on the list as #1! (Hebrews 4:13)

Would you kindly begin to read the Holy Bible, Tommy dear?

You could start here:

Ephesians 5:23-27
23 For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.
24 Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.
25 Husbands, love your wives, even as Christ also loved the church, and gave himself for it;
26 That he might sanctify and cleanse it with the washing of water by the word,
27 That he might present it to himself a glorious church, not having spot, or wrinkle, or any such thing; but that it should be holy and without blemish.

That means the relation between Jesus and His Church (the Landover Baptist, naturally) is like relation between husband and wife.

The wife (church) belongs to the husband (Jesus), and not vice versa. Husband isn't a part of his wife, thereforeJesus isn't a part of His Church.

Jesus make it stop pleeeeeeese! Basilissa, listen up, our serial killer Jesus, as Yahweh God incarnate, is active all the time within our lives through the Bible in His spirit and because of this biblical axiom, to say that the Bible is not alive in the same human ways, is blaspheme!

You must be Catholic. Do you also believe that the power of a saint resides in a desiccated corpse, or a piece of a corpse?

Does your Bible take you out for lunch? Does it (or he? or - God forbid - she?) entertain you with witty conversation? If you go for a jog together, who wins the race?

I'm just trying to figure out how much psychiatric help do you need, sweetie.

[Brother D. Thomas]

Re: For Single Christian Men that are looking for a wife!

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Basilissa



YOUR GOBBLEDYGOOK STATEMENT IN YOUE POST #26 AS A 2ND CLASS WOMAN: “You must be Catholic. Do you also believe that the power of a saint resides in a desiccated corpse, or a piece of a corpse?”

Jesus’ SPIRIT has nothing to do with a Hell bound Catholic saint corpse! Instead of watching the soap operas all day long why don’t you actually take that time and READ the JUDEO-Christian Bible?!

Now, what part of the following inspired by Jesus passage don’t you understand relative to Him being praised to all ends, and in being on the hierarchy list at LBC?

“Praise ye the Lord. Praise God in his sanctuary: praise him in the firmament of his power. Praise him for his mighty acts: praise him according to his excellent greatness. Praise him with the sound of the trumpet: praise him with the psaltery and harp. Praise him with the timbrel and dance: praise him with stringed instruments and organs.*Praise him upon the loud cymbals: praise him upon the high sounding cymbals. Let every thing that hath breath praise the Lord. Praise ye the Lord.”(Pslam 150: 1-6)

When we are to go to the extremes in praising our serial killer Jesus as Yahweh God incarnate as shown above, then the least of which, Jesus should be at the top of the hierarchy list at Landover Baptist Church, where pastor Ezekiel plays "second fiddle" to Jesus, period!



Basilissa , for your homework tonight that you are NOT to run away from, is to align the following passage regarding the second rate throw away woman as shown within the scriptures, with your grasping for straws biblical passages in upholding women in the Bible as worthy, okay?

“I find more bitter than death the woman who is a snare, whose heart is a trap and whose hands are chains. The man who pleases God will escape her, but the sinner she will ensnare.” (Ecclesiastes 7:26)

“The man who pleases Jesus will escape from a woman!” Can it get in plainer in what Jesus thinks of the woman?” NO IT DOES NOT!!!



Basilissa, now get [*** DISGUSTING, POTTY LANGUAGE REMOVED BY CONSCIENTIOUS MODERATOR ***] and instead pray to Jesus in the hopes that where you will be going upon your earthly demise, will not be the hottest place in the sulfur lakes of HELL, praise Jesus' revenge!



"A quarrelsome wife is as annoying as constant dripping on a rainy day. Stopping her complaints is like trying to stop the wind or trying to hold something with greased hands." (Proverbs 27:15-16)



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I preach the TRUE words of Jesus the Christ within the JUDEO-Christian Bible KJV as follows:

My Greyhound Bus Depot Ministry: This is where I specifically teach to the wayward 2nd class citizen women that if they listen at the onset, then I take them to my Bible bus usually parked down by the river for further studies and imbibing in Jesus’ favorite drink of wine, praise!

My Nevada State Brothel Ministry: One of my favorite Ministries, where I take a missionary position in spreading the word of Jesus to these ungodly courtesans.

My Nudest Camp Ministry: With <<<text unsuitable for the eyes of children, removed by a friendly moderator>>> creation.





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[Romeo Rovagnati]

Re: For Single Christian Men that are looking for a wife!

Mr. Thomas, i know that i'm part of the forum but not part of the Church that the people of Freehold attend. However, it is pretty clear that the Gospel you're preaching is not same as Jesus.


Should i remind you that even Pope St. Peter I did some mistakes, but he accepted St. Paul Apostle tips and corrected his own behavior? Even St. Thomas Aquinas, that most feminist label as "mysogynistic", would have disagred with you.


And by the way, can you please explain what you mean in your signature with:

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My Nudest Camp Ministry: With the weather permitting, this is where I take a hard position for expounding upon Jesus’ true words to the exposed of His creation.

I really hope that it's not what i think because, if it were true you, are violating one of the first rules that God gave to Adam and Eve. (Genesis 3:7)


Now, i'll pray that you ask forgiveness for your mistakes to Our Lord and Saviour and that you'll start rejecting the sinful incel doctrine.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: For Single Christian Men that are looking for a wife!

Basilissa
YOUR GOBBLEDYGOOK STATEMENT IN YOUE POST #26 AS A 2ND CLASS WOMAN: “You must be Catholic. Do you also believe that the power of a saint resides in a desiccated corpse, or a piece of a corpse?” Jesus’ SPIRIT has nothing to do with a Hell bound Catholic saint corpse! Instead of watching the soap operas all day long why don’t you actually take that time and READ the JUDEO-Christian Bible?! Now, what part of the following inspired by Jesus passage don’t you understand relative to Him being praised to all ends, and in being on the hierarchy list at LBC? “Praise ye the Lord. Praise God in his sanctuary: praise him in the firmament of his power. Praise him for his mighty acts: praise him according to his excellent greatness. Praise him with the sound of the trumpet: praise him with the psaltery and harp. Praise him with the timbrel and dance: praise him with stringed instruments and organs.*Praise him upon the loud cymbals: praise him upon the high sounding cymbals Let every thing that hath breath praise the Lord. Praise ye the Lord.”(Pslam 150: 1-6) When we are to go to the extremes in praising our serial killer Jesus as Yahweh God incarnate as shown above, then the least of which, Jesus should be at the top of the hierarchy list at Landover Baptist Church, where pastor Ezekiel plays "second fiddle" to Jesus, period! Basilissa , for your homework tonight that you are NOT to run away from, is to align the following passage regarding the second rate throw away woman as shown within the scriptures, with your grasping for straws biblical passages in upholding women in the Bible as worthy, okay? “I find more bitter than death the woman who is a snare, whose heart is a trap and whose hands are chains. The man who pleases God will escape her, but the sinner she will ensnare.” (Ecclesiastes 7:26) “The man who pleases Jesus will escape from a woman!” Can it get in plainer in what Jesus thinks of the woman?” NO IT DOES NOT!!! Basilissa, now get [*** DISGUSTING, POTTY LANGUAGE REMOVED BY CONSCIENTIOUS MODERATOR ***] and instead pray to Jesus in the hopes that where you will be going upon your earthly demise, will not be the hottest place in the sulfur lakes of HELL, praise Jesus' revenge! "A quarrelsome wife is as annoying as constant dripping on a rainy day. Stopping her complaints is like trying to stop the wind or trying to hold something with greased hands." (Proverbs 27:15-16) I preach the TRUE words of Jesus the Christ within the JUDEO-Christian Bible KJV as follows: My Greyhound Bus Depot Ministry: This is where I specifically teach to the wayward 2nd class citizen women that if they listen at the onset, then I take them to my Bible bus usually parked down by the river for further studies and imbibing in Jesus’ favorite drink of wine, praise! My Nevada State Brothel Ministry: One of my favorite Ministries, where I take a missionary position in spreading the word of Jesus to these ungodly courtesans. My Nudest Camp Ministry: With the weather permitting, this is where I take a hard position for expounding upon Jesus’ true words to the exposed of His creation.

How does Deborah fit into your world view?

You mentioned cymbals.
Here's some, accompanied by organ.
Are you suggesting these creatures do not have breath?

[Basilissa]

Re: For Single Christian Men that are looking for a wife!

“Praise ye the Lord. Praise God in his sanctuary: praise him in the firmament of his power. Praise him for his mighty acts: praise him according to his excellent greatness. Praise him with the sound of the trumpet: praise him with the psaltery and harp. Praise him with the timbrel and dance: praise him with stringed instruments and organs.*Praise him upon the loud cymbals: praise him upon the high sounding cymbals. Let every thing that hath breath praise the Lord. Praise ye the Lord.”(Pslam 150: 1-6)

Tommie, sweetie. Of course I have breath and I praise the Lord, and I can do that with high sounding cymbals, too. What's your point?

Basilissa , for your homework tonight that you are NOT to run away from, is to align the following passage regarding the second rate throw away woman as shown within the scriptures, with your grasping for straws biblical passages in upholding women in the Bible as worthy, okay?

“I find more bitter than death the woman who is a snare, whose heart is a trap and whose hands are chains. The man who pleases God will escape her, but the sinner she will ensnare.” (Ecclesiastes 7:26)

Oh sweetie! If I were bitter, would I call you sweetie, and would I be so patient with you?

I am washed in Jesus' Love and as such I'm oozing sweetness from every pore.

Basilissa, now get [*** DISGUSTING, POTTY LANGUAGE REMOVED BY CONSCIENTIOUS MODERATOR ***]

Oh, sweetie, look, who's bitter now? I feel lifted by your persecution, though. It reassures me that we are right and you are wrong:

2 Timothy 3:12 - Yea, and all that will live godly in Christ Jesus shall suffer persecution.

In fact, I feel blessed now that you are persecuting me:

Matthew 5:10 - Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

And as ordered by God, I will continue to pray for you, sweetie:

Matthew 5:44 - But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;

I hope that helps.