[Miss April]

Re: How to Land a Good Husband

Praise The Amazing Lord Jesus that Those Two Wonderful True Chistians Find each other

[Bethany Covington]

Re: How to Land a Good Husband

Will you two take your flirting with each other elsewhere?
This isn't a Lezbeean dating site you know

I am so, so sorry, Sister!
The only contact I've ever had with Lesbians is when Brand and I would try and save one of those poor souls. We both found that gentle discipline, usually with a brush, could work wonders for them.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: How to Land a Good Husband

After reading through this romantic thread I can only say...

PRAISE SWEET JESUS!

The Lord has blessed two good Christian souls so that they can meet and create a beautiful, Bible-obeying partnership. You have a fine outstanding officer of the law and a....uh....voluptuous.... woman with a real joie d'vivre!

You have praised the Lord all your lives and now surely you two are blessed.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I'll ask my father right away for permission. Don't you worry about those tough underwear stains. I had plenty experience with those just before my grandfather passed away.

That's about the sweetest thing I've ever heard a woman say. Sister Victory, you are going to make some lucky guy a great wife.

[VictoryOS]

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I ran a background check and everything seems in order, Sister Victory.

I have some unused vacation time waiting for me, and I am planning on coming to Freehold to browse Freehold Firearms and maybe sample some of the local cuisine. I want you to go with me and show me around. I will also require a sample of your cooking. Also, I will be bringing a sack full of my dirty laundry for you to wash in order to test your best cleaning skills. (Expect tough sweat stains and underwear streaks.)

I will probably be on my way to Freehold next week, so I expect you'll be ready.

I'll ask my father right away for permission. Don't you worry about those tough underwear stains. I had plenty experience with those just before my grandfather passed away.

[Ofc. Don W. Richards]

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Mr. Richards, I am very flattered that you would even ask! I should point out that I'm an upstanding Christian woman, as pure as the driven snow. You're not out to get some cheap jollies with a woman of loose morals, are you? Because if you are, you'll have to look elsewhere.

I'm sure a letter of reference can be easily secured.

I ran a background check and everything seems in order, Sister Victory.

I have some unused vacation time waiting for me, and I am planning on coming to Freehold to browse Freehold Firearms and maybe sample some of the local cuisine. I want you to go with me and show me around. I will also require a sample of your cooking. Also, I will be bringing a sack full of my dirty laundry for you to wash in order to test your best cleaning skills. (Expect tough sweat stains and underwear streaks.)

I will probably be on my way to Freehold next week, so I expect you'll be ready.

[Miss April]

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Ugh, this is disgusting! Heterosexual "love"?

If I may be so bold as to make a suggestion to these hapless hippos...Officer Don, surely you could find a nice man down at the Police Station to share your love with? It is well-known that men who repress their homosexual urges often become cops. Why don't you open up a very special man's hidden personality and share it with him?

Victory, you can do a lot better than a MALE! Even one of these warped Christian females on here would be a better choice. Look, tomorrow night I'm going to a lecture on academic feminism at Berkeley, and I can leave your email address with some possible love interests? I do know a great woman, her name is Diana, who just broke up with her girlfriend. She plays the acoustic guitar and refuses to shave her body. She is also a practicing Wiccan. You and her would be a great match!

Yeah Leave Sister Victory and Everybody else Alone She is a True Chrisian lady unlike your unsaved lezbin nego self that burn In a lake a fire lol please just go away nobody wants you here lady

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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I beg your pardon! Surely you only say these things to get me riled up, since I am NOT a lessbein, I am a TRUE CHRISTIAN WOMAN! Do I make myself clear? I have half a mind to give you a tongue-lashing like no other, but since I'm a good woman of Christian values I will hold my own.



Mr. Richards, I am very flattered that you would even ask! I should point out that I'm an upstanding Christian woman, as pure as the driven snow. You're not out to get some cheap jollies with a woman of loose morals, are you? Because if you are, you'll have to look elsewhere.

I'm sure a letter of reference can be easily secured.

I will glady offer a letter of reference. Sister Victory would make any man a very fine True Christian wife. Heck you can tell by looking at her she is an excellent cook. One time a bunch of us LOL's (Ladies of Landover) were at Mother Glenndies house trying out Cake in a Mug treats (where you put cake batter and frosting in a coffee mug and bake quickly in the micorwave). Sister Victory was sooooo concerned with getting the recipe juuuuust exactly right she made it 10 times until it was perfect to her. Isn't that adorable! I think she even ate a few of Sister Jenny's mugs.

Just imagine how perfecting she would be as a GODLY wife!

[VictoryOS]

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Victory, you can do a lot better than a MALE! Even one of these warped Christian females on here would be a better choice. Look, tomorrow night I'm going to a lecture on academic feminism at Berkeley, and I can leave your email address with some possible love interests? I do know a great woman, her name is Diana, who just broke up with her girlfriend. She plays the acoustic guitar and refuses to shave her body. She is also a practicing Wiccan. You and her would be a great match!

I beg your pardon! Surely you only say these things to get me riled up, since I am NOT a lessbein, I am a TRUE CHRISTIAN WOMAN! Do I make myself clear? I have half a mind to give you a tongue-lashing like no other, but since I'm a good woman of Christian values I will hold my own.

I could be persuaded into courting you, Ms. OS, if I can be assured that you will function as a proper True Christian wife and tend to your duties as I command, and not complain. Would it be possible for you to fax me a reference from your father or your closest living male relative?

Mr. Richards, I am very flattered that you would even ask! I should point out that I'm an upstanding Christian woman, as pure as the driven snow. You're not out to get some cheap jollies with a woman of loose morals, are you? Because if you are, you'll have to look elsewhere.

I'm sure a letter of reference can be easily secured.

[Miss April]

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I was referring to USIW12, who only has 12 posts and is calling for other users to be banned. That's not good form.

Yeah Your Right Brother She has no right too say stuff like that

[James Hutchins]

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I was referring to USIW12, who only has 12 posts and is calling for other users to be banned. That's not good form.

Nobar, code will confuse her.

[Nobar King]

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I was referring to USIW12, who only has 12 posts and is calling for other users to be banned. That's not good form.

[Miss April]

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Now you're a moderator? That was quick.

Who Are you talking about Brother Nobar?

[Nobar King]

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Now you're a moderator? That was quick.

[UnSavedSinceIwas12]

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[QUOTE-- Gross hetrosexual bashing post snipped

I move that Ms "X" or whatever be banned from this forum on the grounds that my children read this forum to learn more about their Savior and that kind of talk in NOT suitable for children to see. Thankfully I was right here and scrolled past it as I can read faster than they can.