[Anthony Harper]

This thread will serve as a tool to help the single ladies of Landover land a good husband.

Here are a few tips to start. Please feel free to add your own suggestions. I'm sure the single ladies will appreciate it.

#1: Touch his arm when you are speaking to him. This will get his attention.

#2: Send him a random text message midday. A True Christian man will appreciate a special scripture quote.

#3: Ask him a question about something he knows a lot about (such JESUS or fixing cars or mowing the lawn)

#4: Give him a very specific compliment. Always make the compliment sincere.

(Telling a guy he's funny, handsome, or smart or extra GODLY is always appreciated but don't be too flirty, he will think you are a whore)

#5: Show off your cooking talents by baking him his favorite pie or a nice pot roast after Church on Sunday.

#6: Show off your cleaning abilities by cleaning his house on a weekly basis.

#7: Wash his feet like you would for JESUS.

Dating news flash: Guys like to show off for you. So if your True Christian gentleman could use an ego boost, there's nothing like letting him feel like an expert. Ask him about fishing, JESUS, how to BBQ the perfect pig -- whatever he's in to. Just remember to nod frequently and look really interested (but not like a whore).

This is excellent advice, Daisy Mae. Sadly, the devil has corrupted many ladies' minds teaching them to dress in sinful ways. For example, young women have been wearing loose and trashy clothing; a proper lady is supposed to wear a dress or a skirt. Pants are not appropriate; especially those carpenter style pants or bell bottoms.

Then there is something even worse: a septum piercing! Anyone who has this on their nose can safely be considered insane. No sane person would want to look like a bull! Ladies should keep their faces free from this nonsense. Do you want to look like this?

[DarwinFishTrueChurch]

Daniel P. Barron, a member of my church, is still without a wife, he's 38. Does any of you ladies wish to have him? He believes what I believe like all members of the true Christian religion do.

[MitzaLizalor]

For those eating garlic, how'd attracting others be expected to run?

(From time to time I encounter these wretches, the things they suggest!) Poo

so they say

[WWJDnow]

Mr. Etheldreda prefers my silence to laughing at his jokes, and says he would rather I leave him alone altogether. He's a good man. A strong man.

I am generally of the opinion that women are like tax collectors--the less you hear from them, the better. It's heartening to see a woman who knows her place and obeys her husband as the Bible commands.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Mr. Etheldreda prefers my silence to laughing at his jokes, and says he would rather I leave him alone altogether. He's a good man. A strong man.

[Collinslaw]

Re: How to Land a Good Husband

Dear Mr. Collinslaw: can you please explain why you think you rarely see Christian women who obey God's word HERE? May I remind you of where you are? This is , . I can assure you, sincerely and wholeheartedly, that our women HERE do their best to live lives that are entirely dedicated and pleasing to the Will of the . As a woman of advanced years, and a very devoted , I take exception to your comment that HERE, you rarely see Christian women who obey God's word.

And I might well advise you that this, HERE, is not a dating site, either. Our believers here come together to worship and to the glorify the Name of the Risen HERE. Fleshly delights are of no interest to us HERE, at . Sincerely, Isabella W., HERE at .

when I said "here", I meant where I am living, thanks

[Isabella White]

Re: How to Land a Good Husband

As a true Christian, I look for a true Christian wife. I rarely see Christian women who obey God's word HERE.

Dear Mr. Collinslaw: can you please explain why you think you rarely see Christian women who obey God's word HERE? May I remind you of where you are? This is , . I can assure you, sincerely and wholeheartedly, that our women HERE do their best to live lives that are entirely dedicated and pleasing to the Will of the . As a woman of advanced years, and a very devoted , I take exception to your comment that HERE, you rarely see Christian women who obey God's word.

And I might well advise you that this, HERE, is not a dating site, either. Our believers here come together to worship and to the glorify the Name of the Risen HERE. Fleshly delights are of no interest to us HERE, at . Sincerely, Isabella W., HERE at .

[Collinslaw]

Re: How to Land a Good Husband

Dear Mr. Collinslaw: And are you sure you are truthfully following the Scriptural commands as found in the ? Are you seriously seeking a wife (a true, real female, and not one of those "conversion perversion" types)? Are you living a life that is entirely pleasing to , with no hidden sin, such as clinging to old habits or sneaking onto naughty areas of the Internet?

Genesis 2:18 "And the Lord God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him."

Psalm 37:4 "Delight thyself also in the Lord: and he shall give thee the desires of thine heart."

I realize these questions are of a somewhat personal nature, but we can't be too careful here, at . I pray you will be faithful always to , and honest with the believers here at . Sincerely, Isabella W.

Yes,ma'am. Its not by my strength to do righteousness.


Zechariah 4:6


So he answered me, “This is the word of the Lord to Zerubbabel: ‘Not by strength or by might, but by my Spirit,’says the Lord of Armies. ‘What are you, great mountain? Before Zerubbabel you will become a plain.


As a true Christian, I look for a true Christian wife. I rarely see Christian women who obey God's word here.many of them live a godless life,I love so much Jesus. I really yearn and desire for a true Christian wife among these godless heathens all over the world. A true Christian woman(single) is like precious stones,shines like diamonds curves,beautiful as pure gold and beaming with that pure light of grace and truth from the Father. I really want one as my wife

[Isabella White]

Re: How to Land a Good Husband

Yes,that's true.I used my former message as a general example. Thanks

Dear Mr. Collinslaw: And are you sure you are truthfully following the Scriptural commands as found in the ? Are you seriously seeking a wife (a true, real female, and not one of those "conversion perversion" types)? Are you living a life that is entirely pleasing to , with no hidden sin, such as clinging to old habits or sneaking onto naughty areas of the Internet?

Genesis 2:18 "And the Lord God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him."

Psalm 37:4 "Delight thyself also in the Lord: and he shall give thee the desires of thine heart."

I realize these questions are of a somewhat personal nature, but we can't be too careful here, at . I pray you will be faithful always to , and honest with the believers here at . Sincerely, Isabella W.

[Collinslaw]

Re: How to Land a Good Husband

Why would you be praying to find a right husband, dear? You should rather be praying for a wife, like God commands!

Yes,that's true.I used my former message as a general example. Thanks

[Basilissa]

Re: How to Land a Good Husband

brother Larry, aren't good husbands hard to find in this times? I think one needs to ask the Holy Spirit to direct one to the right partner.what you say sir?

Why would you be praying to find a right husband, dear? You should rather be praying for a wife, like God commands!

[Collinslaw]

Re: How to Land a Good Husband

Oh no!

As someone who works closely with animals and loves them so deeply I cannot comprehend this at all. The Welsh must be put to an end at once.

brother Larry, aren't good husbands hard to find in this times? I think one needs to ask the Holy Spirit to direct one to the right partner.what you say sir?

[BrotherLarry]

Re: How to Land a Good Husband

Oh no!

As someone who works closely with animals and loves them so deeply I cannot comprehend this at all. The Welsh must be put to an end at once.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: How to Land a Good Husband

All I can say is I am glad no Welshman has ever stepped foot inside the United States of America. Try to steal OUR livestock, buddy.

Perhaps I should have been clearer, Brother Larry. They don't steal them so much as - oh dear, how can I put it politely?- attempt to breed with them. They usually restrict themselves to sheep, as cows and horses are too tall (the Welsh have unnaturally short legs and don't have the sense to take a box to stand on).

[BrotherLarry]

Re: How to Land a Good Husband

I have often wondered why the Welsh are permitted to roam free and live so close to decent, wholesome Americans like the Irish. I can understand Brits falling under their spell, but wow.


All I can say is I am glad no Welshman has ever stepped foot inside the United States of America. Try to steal OUR livestock, buddy.


BLAM!