[Glendora Christianson]

Re: WEDDINGS THAT SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED...

We all know that Queer Weddings are against God, and so are Retard Weddings. God hates fags enough as it is, but to let them Marry is blasphemy! And as for retards, God doesn't even want these abominations anywhere NEAR a Church, let alone INSIDE ONE!

But what other kinds of Weddings shouldn't be allowed?

Thank you for this excellent thread, Brother Percy. I have given it 5 gold stars and an invisible happy face! Anyway, I was googling for a midget and a tall person, because I think it just isn't right in the LORD's eyes (or theirs) but when I googled for ODD COUPLE, I found this cute little picture that I just had to share, so bear with me...

[Glendora Christianson]

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A more serious reply. Of course, Hellywood is full of examples!

[Marshall]

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I saw a perfectly good white girl holding hands and courting with a black fellow at WalMart not too long ago. Made me so damned mad I went right up and told her Jesus was going to toss her race traitoring behind into the lake of fire if she didn't get right and start dating a normal person. I used my handkerchief to explain how the blacks and the whites are divided on purpose by God and how crossing over Gods will is the same thing as spitting tobacco juice in Jesus Christs eye while He was being crucified by the Jews through the Romans. I showed her that while mans law says we are all equals, Gods law is right there on the other side of the cloth and we need to balance out the two with the Lords will always coming first. Sometimes you can't see Gods way through the cloth. Thats where she was at.
That girl looked like she had seen a ghost and her guy made some sort of gesture like he was wanting to fight. Imagine what kind of animal it takes to fight someone for spreading the Good News of Christ! He was cursing and jumping up and down like a menacing monkey so I had him arrested for threatening me. Hopefully a weekend in jail with his own kind will teach him a lesson.

I think I got through to that young lady. She was so moved by my compassion to see her soul Saved™ that she literally broke down in tears and ran out of the store weeping like a baby. I imagine she went straight home to dig up her dusty Bible and read it. Praise Jesus.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Back when we followed God's Law instead of Christ-denying sick-ular law, mixed marriages could get the death penalty for you and even collective punishment for people around you, with Divine approval:

Numbers 25:6-13: And, behold, one of the children of Israel came and brought unto his brethren a Midianitish woman in the sight of Moses, and in the sight of all the congregation of the children of Israel, who [were] weeping [before] the door of the tabernacle of the congregation. And when Phinehas, the son of Eleazar, the son of Aaron the priest, saw [it], he rose up from among the congregation, and took a javelin in his hand; And he went after the man of Israel into the tent, and thrust both of them through, the man of Israel, and the woman through her belly. So the plague was stayed from the children of Israel. And those that died in the plague were twenty and four thousand. And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying, Phinehas, the son of Eleazar, the son of Aaron the priest, hath turned my wrath away from the children of Israel, while he was zealous for my sake among them, that I consumed not the children of Israel in my jealousy. Wherefore say, Behold, I give unto him my covenant of peace And he shall have it, and his seed after him, [even] the covenant of an everlasting priesthood; because he was zealous for his God, and made an atonement for the children of Israel.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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I saw a perfectly good white girl holding hands and courting with a black fellow at WalMart not too long ago. Made me so damned mad I went right up and told her Jesus was going to toss her race traitoring behind into the lake of fire if she didn't get right and start dating a normal person. I used my handkerchief to explain how the blacks and the whites are divided on purpose by God and how crossing over Gods will is the same thing as spitting tobacco juice in Jesus Christs eye while He was being crucified by the Jews through the Romans. I showed her that while mans law says we are all equals, Gods law is right there on the other side of the cloth and we need to balance out the two with the Lords will always coming first. Sometimes you can't see Gods way through the cloth. Thats where she was at.
That girl looked like she had seen a ghost and her guy made some sort of gesture like he was wanting to fight. Imagine what kind of animal it takes to fight someone for spreading the Good News of Christ! He was cursing and jumping up and down like a menacing monkey so I had him arrested for threatening me. Hopefully a weekend in jail with his own kind will teach him a lesson.

I think I got through to that young lady. She was so moved by my compassion to see her soul Saved™ that she literally broke down in tears and ran out of the store weeping like a baby. I imagine she went straight home to dig up her dusty Bible and read it. Praise Jesus.

I'd say it's more likely that she went to the nearest police station to file a restraining order against you.

[SUV]

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Oh, I really want to cry now that some fat batstard on a forum called me retarded.

And we are proud to be batstards! Nothing more American than baseball.

Now take your sissyfied sock-her ball and vam-moose!

[Brother Temperance]

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a restraining order...

That gives me an idea...I'll get our hook-nosed Shylock lawyers to look into the possibility of legally barring you from our Godly Forums (and 500 miles of Old Man Hatchet) once and for all.

[SUV]

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I'll get our hook-nosed Shylock lawyers to look into the possibility of legally barring you from our Godly Forums (and 500 miles of Old Man Hatchet) once and for all.

My GOD, Bro Temper. Is she still after poor Brother Hatchet?