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  • Brother_Percy
    Honorary True Christian™
    Forum Member
    • May 2008
    • 1359

    #1

    WEDDINGS FROM HELL - GOTH WEDDINGS!

    I recently came across THIS rather disturbing article -

    Childhood sweethearts Julie Williams, 45, and Dylon Holroyd, 49, decided to tie the knot goth style, although judging by the amount of people dressed in black one could be forgiven for thinking they were attending a funeral and not a happy celebration.

    Arcade worker Julie, who arrived to the nupitals in a coffin and hearse, said their wedding seemed "like the most natural thing to do."

    Julie, nicknamed Morticia by friends, walked her husband down the aisle with none other than a dog lead and said they decided to tie the knot after first meeting 27 years ago.

    "We went our separate ways when we were young, married other people and had children," she told the Mirror.

    "But then we bumped into each other last year and realised we were meant to be together.

    "So the first thing I did was put a dog collar around his neck and say 'It's taken me this long to get you, I'm not letting you escape now'."

    More than 100 guests attended the register office wedding in Wakefiled, Yorkshire, and Julie's wedding coffin now takes pride of place as her lounge room coffee table.






  • snottyduck
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Apr 2008
    • 564

    #2
    Re: WEDDINGS FROM HELL - GOTH WEDDINGS!

    Not much disturbing going on, people meet again, fall in love and getting married. Pretty common thing. Oh wait, you mean the coffin and stuff?? LOL

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    • Old Iron Crotch
      SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
      • May 2007
      • 3056

      #3
      Re: WEDDINGS FROM HELL - GOTH WEDDINGS!

      Originally posted by snottyduck View Post
      Not much disturbing going on, people meet again, fall in love and getting married. Pretty common thing. Oh wait, you mean the coffin and stuff?? LOL

      I always figured that a weddig celebration should reflect the personalities of the bride and groom. If having the bride arrive in a coffin works for them, I don't see any problem.
      Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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      • SUV
        True Christian™ Princess
        The Driving Force behind RA12
        Have at it, anytime!
        • Sep 2006
        • 11027

        #4
        Re: WEDDINGS FROM HELL - GOTH WEDDINGS!



        What's this? I told the paparazzi to stay away from me and Snottyduck's Blessed Nuptials!

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        • Brother_Percy
          Honorary True Christian™
          Forum Member
          • May 2008
          • 1359

          #5
          Re: WEDDINGS FROM HELL - GOTH WEDDINGS!

          Originally posted by snottyduck View Post
          Not much disturbing going on, people meet again, fall in love and getting married. Pretty common thing.
          Snot, did you actually READ the article? These wicked monsters have already been married - to other partners! They have already had a family with these other partners, and now they have thrown all their Marrital Vows in the trash to abandon their true spouses, and seek this depraved sinful union! As True Christians, we believe that Marriage is for life. To leave your Husband or Wife for another, even if you marry again, it considered adultery. Remember what Jesus said about Divorce -

          "Whosoever shall put away his wife, and marry another, committeth adultery against her. And if a woman shall put away her husband, and be married to another, she committeth adultery. " Romans 7:11-12

          They will burn in Hell for this adultery.

          "Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind" 1 Corinthians 6:9

          But don't just take my word for it, read Matthew 19, Mark 10, Corinthians 7, Romans 7 and Rev 21 for starters. These fiends need to leave this sham of a Marriage, repent their sins, and go back to their TRUE Husband/Wife, and beg God's forgiveness...while they still have time.

          Originally posted by snottyduck View Post
          Oh wait, you mean the coffin and stuff?? LOL
          LOL? Do you find it funny that she turned up for her own Wedding in a COFFIN?? Snot, you need serious mental help.

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          • snottyduck
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Apr 2008
            • 564

            #6
            Re: WEDDINGS FROM HELL - GOTH WEDDINGS!

            Originally posted by Brother_Percy View Post
            Snot, did you actually READ the article? These wicked monsters have already been married - to other partners! They have already had a family with these other partners, and now they have thrown all their Marrital Vows in the trash to abandon their true spouses, and seek this depraved sinful union! As True Christians, we believe that Marriage is for life. To leave your Husband or Wife for another, even if you marry again, it considered adultery. Remember what Jesus said about Divorce -

            "Whosoever shall put away his wife, and marry another, committeth adultery against her. And if a woman shall put away her husband, and be married to another, she committeth adultery. " Romans 7:11-12

            They will burn in Hell for this adultery.

            "Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind" 1 Corinthians 6:9

            But don't just take my word for it, read Matthew 19, Mark 10, Corinthians 7, Romans 7 and Rev 21 for starters. These fiends need to leave this sham of a Marriage, repent their sins, and go back to their TRUE Husband/Wife, and beg God's forgiveness...while they still have time.



            LOL? Do you find it funny that she turned up for her own Wedding in a COFFIN?? Snot, you need serious mental help.
            You know, you can get divorced these days. So you can marry again, that's not adultery as there is no marriage recognized anymore by law. I don't see any problem, it's their way of life and certainly not my problem.

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            • Brother_Percy
              Honorary True Christian™
              Forum Member
              • May 2008
              • 1359

              #7
              Re: WEDDINGS FROM HELL - GOTH WEDDINGS!

              Originally posted by snottyduck View Post
              You know, you can get divorced these days. So you can marry again, that's not adultery as there is no marriage recognized anymore by law.
              But the Marriage IS still recognised by GOD.

              You know, Snot, I don't know what I find most worrying. That fact that you openly defend the sin of Divorce and Remarriage on a Christian Forum, or the fact that you find images like THIS ONE acceptable ? -

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              • snottyduck
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Apr 2008
                • 564

                #8
                Re: WEDDINGS FROM HELL - GOTH WEDDINGS!

                Oh, I find them quite acceptable. At least I'm not narrow-minded like you.

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                • Daisy Mae Johnson
                  The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                  Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                  aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 15708

                  #9
                  Re: WEDDINGS FROM HELL - GOTH WEDDINGS!

                  It's disgusting he supports divorce and it's also disgusting that Mr. Duck was married to the lovely Sister Sue Vera today at 1:30 pm and has not even acknowleged this yet.
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                  and has not even stopped by his own Wedding Thread

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                  • Nobar King
                    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                    Christ's Guardian
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2007
                    • 23748

                    #10
                    Re: WEDDINGS FROM HELL - GOTH WEDDINGS!

                    I don't think that counts as 'marriage'.
                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                    • Pastor Isaac Peters
                      Senior Pastor
                      Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                      Always Biblically correct
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 10639

                      #11
                      Re: WEDDINGS FROM HELL - GOTH WEDDINGS!

                      Originally posted by Brother_Percy View Post
                      But the Marriage IS still recognised by GOD.
                      Right. Sick-ular laws come and go, but Jesus Christ is the same yesterday, today, and forever (Heb. 13:8), and so is His law. Remember that the next time someone tells you that the Bible reflects only the understanding of the people at the time it was written.
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                      • SUV
                        True Christian™ Princess
                        The Driving Force behind RA12
                        Have at it, anytime!
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 11027

                        #12
                        Re: WEDDINGS FROM HELL - GOTH WEDDINGS!



                        If you look closely, under all that Make-up, what you'll see is a pair of messicants. At least I have to give them credit for finally finding a novel way to sneak into our Country

                        Snottyduck! Yoo-hoo, Snottyduck! Winkin' at ya, Hubby!

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78556

                          #13
                          Re: WEDDINGS FROM HELL - GOTH WEDDINGS!

                          Originally posted by SUV View Post


                          If you look closely, under all that Make-up, what you'll see is a pair of messicants. At least I have to give them credit for finally finding a novel way to sneak into our Country
                          Looks like one of those Geisha Abos from Autralasia. One of them is eating a maggot, which is a dead giveaway.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Brother Temperance
                            Senior Usher
                            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                            A very nice young man
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 15621

                            #14
                            Re: WEDDINGS FROM HELL - GOTH WEDDINGS!

                            Originally posted by Brother_Percy View Post
                            I recently came across THIS rather disturbing article -
                            Why oh why have our Godly American cousins not liberated Yorkshire yet? I'm pretty sure Bradford is probably developing weapons of mass destruction.
                            Originally posted by Lumpy View Post
                            I always figured that a weddig celebration should reflect the personalities of the bride and groom. If having the bride arrive in a coffin works for them, I don't see any problem.
                            That's exactly your problem. What's all this "personalities" plural nonsense? As long the groom has a personality, then that's plenty to go around.
                            Originally posted by Brother_Percy View Post
                            Do you find it funny that she turned up for her own Wedding in a COFFIN?? Snot, you need serious mental help.
                            Or a coffin of his own.
                            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                            • Father Thomas Martin
                              Pedantic Pubescent Pedophile Papist Proselytizer
                              • Jul 2007
                              • 1015

                              #15
                              Re: WEDDINGS FROM HELL - GOTH WEDDINGS!

                              Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                              It's disgusting he supports divorce and it's also disgusting that Mr. Duck was married to the lovely Sister Sue Vera today at 1:30 pm and has not even acknowleged this yet.
                              A seasonal forum hosted by cyber Bridesmaids, Daisy Mae Johnson, Sister Mary Etheldreda and Sister Talitha . Groomly advice is also offered from Best Man, Pastor Zeke!


                              and has not even stopped by his own Wedding Thread

                              A seasonal forum hosted by cyber Bridesmaids, Daisy Mae Johnson, Sister Mary Etheldreda and Sister Talitha . Groomly advice is also offered from Best Man, Pastor Zeke!


                              That reminds me; is your fiance EVER going to marry you?
                              ACTS 5:29

                              But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
                              There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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