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  • #1846
    Re: God Hates Iceland!

    Originally posted by Fat Rooster View Post
    Nope our aircrafts cant get up. Infact 0 aircraft can get up in whole europe. Eaven tho here is countries wich are very religious So why god punishes them?
    There are no very religious countries in Europe so God punishes All of them!
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • #1847
      Re: God Hates Iceland!

      Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
      There are no very religious countries in Europe so God punishes All of them!
      How can u know that? Did Jesus told you?

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      • #1848
        Re: God Hates Iceland!

        Originally posted by Fat Rooster View Post
        I dont hate Jesus I just said I dont believe in God. There is HUGE diffirence between hating and not believing.
        Not I my book mister( The Holy KJV1611) don't you have a thread to start? It is a requirement!

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        • #1849
          Re: God Hates Iceland!

          Originally posted by Fat Rooster View Post
          How can u know that? Did Jesus told you?
          I know that because Jesus punishes all of them.
          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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          • #1850
            Re: God Hates Iceland!

            Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
            Not I my book mister( The Holy KJV1611) don't you have a thread to start? It is a requirement!
            I Will star that threat tomorrow.. Is bit late in here and im about to go bed soon. If im right you guys wont belive in UFO's so basicly you cant hate them since you dont eaven believe it exist? Atleast I cant hate something i dont believe... and this video says pretty much everything what i think about religion. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeSSwKffj9o

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            • #1851
              Re: God Hates Iceland!

              Originally posted by Fat Rooster View Post
              Nope our aircrafts cant get up. Infact 0 aircraft can get up in whole europe. Eaven tho here is countries wich are very religious So why god punishes them?
              Indeed they can't. And why is that? Becase WE prayed for that volcano in Iceland, and it happened. You might want to think twice before mocking Landover Baptist Church and mocking God. Iceland mocked us, and you see the result. Poland mocked us, and you see the result. Your planes being grounded is a warning. Will you be smart enough to heed it? Or should we start praying for the destruction of all Scandinavia next?
              Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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              • #1852
                Re: God Hates Iceland!

                Well said, Sister Kitty.

                Maybe we should pray for something to happen to Sweden too, so they don't feel left out...

                Oh, why are all the Swedes begging "noooo plzzzz nooo!"
                I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                Matthew 7:22                 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                • #1853
                  Re: God Hates Iceland!

                  Originally posted by Sister Kitty View Post
                  Indeed they can't. And why is that? Becase WE prayed for that volcano in Iceland, and it happened. You might want to think twice before mocking Landover Baptist Church and mocking God. Iceland mocked us, and you see the result. Poland mocked us, and you see the result. Your planes being grounded is a warning. Will you be smart enough to heed it? Or should we start praying for the destruction of all Scandinavia next?
                  Bapistic Curch wich causes all this destuction cant undestand what USA did to when you needed to pray for 9/11 :S

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                  • #1854
                    Re: God Hates Iceland!

                    Originally posted by Fat Rooster View Post
                    Bapistic Curch wich causes all this destuction cant undestand what USA did to when you needed to pray for 9/11 :S
                    911 was our punishment for electing Bill Clinton.
                    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                    • #1855
                      Re: God Hates Iceland!

                      Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
                      Well said, Sister Kitty.

                      Maybe we should pray for something to happen to Sweden too, so they don't feel left out...

                      Oh, why are all the Swedes begging "noooo plzzzz nooo!"
                      Im from Finland and please pray for something extremily bad for our country... We have no eartquakes, no volcanos etc please pray for like a huge hurricane since i havent ever seen one!

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                      • #1856
                        Re: God Hates Iceland!

                        Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                        911 was our punishment for electing Bill Clinton.
                        And since you are saying that everyone in europe is suffering becouse of iceland eaven tho many people believes in god and reads the bible daily. So it means that all americans goes to hell too since you elected bill clinton? and what about Obama? I know you didint give your vote to bill but majority of americans did so everyone will suffer and goes to hell? Like we (europe) go since iceland worships satan?

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                        • #1857
                          Re: God Hates Iceland!

                          Originally posted by Fat Rooster View Post
                          Im from Finland and please pray for something extremily bad for our country... We have no eartquakes, no volcanos etc please pray for like a huge hurricane since i havent ever seen one!
                          Oh, we can do better than that, and have been! We've been praying for Iceland's Katla volcano to explode, and even the scientists, idiots that they are, admit that's pretty likely to happen within the next six months. That volcano is a monster and will plunge Finland into a mini ice-age for the next few years. Will that suck enough for you? Or should we pray for something even bigger?

                          In case you're not clear on the sequence of events, we began praying for the Iceland volcanos before they happened, not after. Our prayers were answered. Quickly. You should really be worried. What more proof do you need?

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                          • #1858
                            Re: God Hates Iceland!

                            Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
                            Oh, we can do better than that, and have been! We've been praying for Iceland's Katla volcano to explode, and even the scientists, idiots that they are, admit that's pretty likely to happen within the next six months. That volcano is a monster and will plunge Finland into a mini ice-age for the next few years. Will that suck enough for you? Or should we pray for something even bigger?

                            In case you're not clear on the sequence of events, we began praying for the Iceland volcanos before they happened, not after. Our prayers were answered. Quickly. You should really be worried. What more proof do you need?
                            Always when that smaller volcano has exploded katla has followed in 2 years or so and that sequence has been going on more than 2000 years so I wouldnt be surprised eaven tho it would happend and that would just mean that airplanes would stay on the ground for a month or so nothing more. It wouldnt effect my life or majority of europeans at all, only those who want to fly somewhere. It wont make mini ice-age. So something alot bigger please and something what would happend here in Finland please.

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                            • #1859
                              Re: God Hates Iceland!

                              If it wont be big problem i would appriciate if all of you could pray for huge meteor wich destroys whole finland and QUICK. That is the proof what I need....

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                              • #1860
                                Re: God Hates Iceland!

                                Wow, you sound hateful.

                                Everyone gets proof of God! EVERYONE!
                                But there's one catch:
                                If you get your proof AND you surrendered to God, accepted Jesus Christ as your Savior AND followed the KJV 1611 Bible to the letter, you go to HEAVEN!!!
                                But if you didn't do all that... you go to HELL
                                I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                                Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                                Matthew 7:22                                 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                                Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                                Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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