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  • Re: God Hates Iceland!

    Originally posted by Vestland View Post
    Stupid extreme religious Americans!! You could not even get the flag right!
    If you dont have anything of any sense to spew out, and mock GOD himself, dont say anything.

    This is the Norwegian flag, you retards!
    I'm quite sure that's the right flag. But the flag's not the point anyway. All that matters is that Iceland and all its inhabitants are going to roast in hell unless they repent of their sins, accept Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior and return all the money they stole from Him.

    And we do not mock our God. We follow the entire Holy Bible KJV1611, unlike most others who call themselves Christians.

    You should also know that we are actually blessed by your insults. The more you persecute us for our righteousness' sake, the closer we are to the kingdom of heaven.

    Matthew 5:10:
    Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

    Enjoy Hell, Godmocker.
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    The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God.
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    • Re: God Hates Iceland!

      Originally posted by Brother Alex View Post
      I'm quite sure that's the right flag. But the flag's not the point anyway. All that matters is that Iceland and all its inhabitants are going to roast in hell unless they repent of their sins, accept Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior and return all the money they stole from Him.

      And we do not mock our God. We follow the entire Holy Bible KJV1611, unlike most others who call themselves Christians.

      You should also know that we are actually blessed by your insults. The more you persecute us for our righteousness' sake, the closer we are to the kingdom of heaven.

      Matthew 5:10:
      Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

      Enjoy Hell, Godmocker.

      AMEN! Preach it brother!!
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      • Re: God Hates Iceland!

        Originally posted by Brother Alex View Post
        I'm quite sure that's the right flag. But the flag's not the point anyway. All that matters is that Iceland and all its inhabitants are going to roast in hell unless they repent of their sins, accept Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior and return all the money they stole from Him.

        And we do not mock our God. We follow the entire Holy Bible KJV1611, unlike most others who call themselves Christians.

        You should also know that we are actually blessed by your insults. The more you persecute us for our righteousness' sake, the closer we are to the kingdom of heaven.

        Matthew 5:10:
        Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

        Enjoy Hell, Godmocker.
        Thank you for prooving me right!! I love you all!

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        • Re: God Hates Iceland!

          Originally posted by Fat Rooster View Post
          Sorry but im not from iceland and we can make legal document about the bet.
          Right, and if you choose not to hold your end of the contract, I have to find lawyers in your country who are specialized in your country's contract law -- according to which the original contract may not even be valid to begin with -- and pay them a multitude of what you owe me.

          So: no, thanks
          I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

          Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
          Matthew 7:22
          Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
          Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

          Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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          • Re: God Hates Iceland!

            Originally posted by Vestland View Post
            Thank you for prooving me right!! I love you all!
            And by the way, who are you to judge!
            John 12:47 And if any man hear my words, and believe not, I judge him not: for I came not to judge the world, but to save the world

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            • Re: God Hates Iceland!

              Originally posted by Vestland View Post
              And by the way, who are you to judge!
              John 12:47 And if any man hear my words, and believe not, I judge him not: for I came not to judge the world, but to save the world
              We are the True Church of Christ, that's who.

              Leviticus 19:15:
              In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.
              PROOF: America in the Bible!
              8 REASONS WHY GOD HATES THE FAROE ISLANDS!



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              (Psalm 9:17)

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              • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                Originally posted by Fat Rooster View Post
                Sorry but im not from iceland and we can make legal document about the bet.
                Which might explain why you do not know what their flag looks like, unlike Brother Alex who actually lives there. Why do you insist on being ignorant?
                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                  Originally posted by Brother Alex View Post
                  We are the True Church of Christ, that's who.

                  Leviticus 19:15:
                  In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.
                  I feel your pain, and i hope you do get blessed one day, and for your sake, let's hope that day will come before you die!

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                  • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                    Originally posted by Brother Alex View Post
                    We are the True Church of Christ, that's who.

                    Leviticus 19:15:
                    In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.
                    Ohh, and by the way, i see why you are so fed up with the truth, living nearly at the north pole, probably not able to meet much people. i can see how this kind of isolation messes up your brain. I love you man!!

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                    • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                      Originally posted by Vestland View Post
                      Ohh, and by the way, i see why you are so fed up with the truth, living nearly at the north pole, probably not able to meet much people. i can see how this kind of isolation messes up your brain. I love you man!!
                      What are you talking about, you moron? and why do you hate Jesus so much?
                      PROOF: America in the Bible!
                      8 REASONS WHY GOD HATES THE FAROE ISLANDS!



                      The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God.
                      (Psalm 9:17)

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                      • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                        @Vestland If you would be nicer to the people around you, they will be nicer to you as well!
                        I Jesus!

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                        • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                          I must say even if we show hate and discrimination in this forum sometimes it is nothing compared to what you people are saying.

                          I promised my self to not make further replies here on this forum but reading this make me kinda upset for the ignorance and how narrow minded people you are.

                          How lonely it would be on this planet if there were more of so radical believers (Muslims and apparently now Baptists) in the world.

                          You sort of invited us to this forum that is the people from condemned countries when you started this forum.

                          You as Americans got to understand we will stand up for what we think is right, and i am sure even with you narrow minded vision that VERY DEEP down you realize that there might a bit of truthfulness in some of what we are saying.

                          I guess there is nothing none of us can say to make you emit to anything less that you´r absolutely right in everything in this forum, even the Norwegian flag is said to be Icelandic and of course since you all say it, it got to be true.

                          Well anyway this has been a blast and millions of people all over the would are writing "THIS PEOPLE MUST BE INSANE" and I have to agree.

                          I'm sure you mean well when you say that you´r trying to save us from burning in hell by going with you, but has it ever occurred to you that majority of sane people would never be associated with people like your self and I'm talking about the Baptists.

                          Not really good strategy to get some crowd behind you, this is THE MOST NEGATIVE PUBLICITY for any religious party many of us have ever seen, and for my self i´d rather become a Muslim than a Baptist.

                          I apologize for my English it´s not my first language.






                          Originally posted by Rachel Sue View Post
                          God indeed allows sin to exist. He gave us free will and the opportunity to choose our destination. Love Jesus and spend eternity in Heaven or live in sin and go to Hell. Hell and sin are God's way of culling the inferior specimens from his flock. (How else are the Angels going to heat Heaven's jacuzzi?)

                          To use your own logic, perhaps God has allowed Bin Laden to hide for however long it takes for America to take out as many of the future suicide bombers as possible.

                          Why are you here anyway? It just sounded like a good idea to go troll a bunch of peaceful, God fearing Christians? Nobody invited you and we don't appreciate you introducing such hate and insanity on our Godly forums. Go away.

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                          • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                            Originally posted by Atlandic_123 View Post
                            I must say even if we show hate and discrimination in this forum sometimes it is nothing compared to what you people are saying.

                            I promised my self to not make further replies here on this forum but reading this make me kinda upset for the ignorance and how narrow minded people you are.
                            So you can't even keep a promise to yourself? But you're going to tell us what's right and wrong.

                            How lonely it would be on this planet if there were more of so radical believers (Muslims and apparently now Baptists) in the world.
                            Why lonely? It would be happier, each would stick with their own. the mooslimbs could go back to their tents and stay there, and we'll stay over here.

                            You sort of invited us to this forum that is the people from condemned countries when you started this forum.
                            So by putting up a sign you're invited into any company? I don't like smoking, so should I go into every store that sells cigarettes and tell them they are wrong? Do they not have the right to evict me from the premises if I do?

                            What if my neighbour does something I don't like, should I show up in their livingroom and tell them off? Can I come to your house and tell you everything you do is wrong? Would you like that?

                            You as Americans got to understand we will stand up for what we think is right, and i am sure even with you narrow minded vision that VERY DEEP down you realize that there might a bit of truthfulness in some of what we are saying.
                            If what you're saying is truth, then back it up with scripture. You all seem to be ignoring that part.

                            I guess there is nothing none of us can say to make you emit to anything less that you´r absolutely right in everything in this forum, even the Norwegian flag is said to be Icelandic and of course since you all say it, it got to be true.
                            Why are you so obsessed about the stupid flag? It's a cross on it's side, it's an insult to Christianity! But all you can say is our's is a different cross on it's side. Even if you are 100% right IT'S STILL A CROSS ON ITS SIDE!

                            Well anyway this has been a blast and millions of people all over the would are writing "THIS PEOPLE MUST BE INSANE" and I have to agree.
                            Jesus told us we would be persecuted in his name. We consider it a blessing.

                            I'm sure you mean well when you say that you´r trying to save us from burning in hell by going with you, but has it ever occurred to you that majority of sane people would never be associated with people like your self and I'm talking about the Baptists.
                            Yes we know that the majority of unsaved people will not associate with us. Again, Jesus told us that 2,000 years ago.

                            Not really good strategy to get some crowd behind you, this is THE MOST NEGATIVE PUBLICITY for any religious party many of us have ever seen, and for my self i´d rather become a Muslim than a Baptist.

                            I apologize for my English it´s not my first language.
                            So you're basically saying that you want to go to hell. You do realize that it's not the party that modern media makes it out to be.
                            PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

                            Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

                            Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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                            • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                              And I even got a complementary 100 points Infraction for
                              attempting to force the homersexural lifestyle on GOD's favorite from from pastor Ezekiel....
                              I never mentioned homo in my post.....

                              And BTW Ezekiel "homersexuralis" incorrectly spelled even I know that how stupid i must be.



                              Originally posted by Atlandic_123 View Post
                              I must say even if we show hate and discrimination in this forum sometimes it is nothing compared to what you people are saying.

                              I promised my self to not make further replies here on this forum but reading this make me kinda upset for the ignorance and how narrow minded people you are.

                              How lonely it would be on this planet if there were more of so radical believers (Muslims and apparently now Baptists) in the world.

                              You sort of invited us to this forum that is the people from condemned countries when you started this forum.

                              You as Americans got to understand we will stand up for what we think is right, and i am sure even with you narrow minded vision that VERY DEEP down you realize that there might a bit of truthfulness in some of what we are saying.

                              I guess there is nothing none of us can say to make you emit to anything less that you´r absolutely right in everything in this forum, even the Norwegian flag is said to be Icelandic and of course since you all say it, it got to be true.

                              Well anyway this has been a blast and millions of people all over the would are writing "THIS PEOPLE MUST BE INSANE" and I have to agree.

                              I'm sure you mean well when you say that you´r trying to save us from burning in hell by going with you, but has it ever occurred to you that majority of sane people would never be associated with people like your self and I'm talking about the Baptists.

                              Not really good strategy to get some crowd behind you, this is THE MOST NEGATIVE PUBLICITY for any religious party many of us have ever seen, and for my self i´d rather become a Muslim than a Baptist.

                              I apologize for my English it´s not my first language.

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                              • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                                Well I guess we find out where we are going to end but I wouldn't be to sure of my self if I were you.



                                Originally posted by BIGs_Boss View Post
                                So you can't even keep a promise to yourself? But you're going to tell us what's right and wrong.


                                Why lonely? It would be happier, each would stick with their own. the mooslimbs could go back to their tents and stay there, and we'll stay over here.


                                So by putting up a sign you're invited into any company? I don't like smoking, so should I go into every store that sells cigarettes and tell them they are wrong? Do they not have the right to evict me from the premises if I do?

                                What if my neighbour does something I don't like, should I show up in their livingroom and tell them off? Can I come to your house and tell you everything you do is wrong? Would you like that?



                                If what you're saying is truth, then back it up with scripture. You all seem to be ignoring that part.


                                Why are you so obsessed about the stupid flag? It's a cross on it's side, it's an insult to Christianity! But all you can say is our's is a different cross on it's side. Even if you are 100% right IT'S STILL A CROSS ON ITS SIDE!


                                Jesus told us we would be persecuted in his name. We consider it a blessing.


                                Yes we know that the majority of unsaved people will not associate with us. Again, Jesus told us that 2,000 years ago.


                                So you're basically saying that you want to go to hell. You do realize that it's not the party that modern media makes it out to be.

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