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  • Re: God Hates Iceland!

    1 Corinthians 13:4-5 4 Charity suffereth long, and is kind; charity envieth not; charity vaunteth not itself, is not puffed up, 5 Doth not behave itself unseemly, seeketh not her own, is not easily provoked, thinketh no evil;


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    • Re: God Hates Iceland!

      Originally posted by iamilluminatus View Post
      Full disclosure: I am a Pentecostal Christian.
      Why can't you people sit still in your damned pews like everyone else?

      I would like to know how you reconcile your beliefs about other faiths, denominations of Christianity, and other races. Especially when Jesus himself says in Matthew 5:3-9 (King James Version)

      "Blessed are the poor in spirit: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. Blessed are they that mourn: for they shall be comforted. Blessed are the meek: for they shall inherit the earth. Blessed are those who hunger and thirst after righteousness: for they shall be filled. Blessed are the merciful: for they shall obtain mercy. Blessed are the pure in heart: for they shall see God. Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called the children of God."
      That verse has nothing to do with race. These do:

      Deuteronomy 7:3-4
      3Neither shalt thou make marriages with them; thy daughter thou shalt not give unto his son, nor his daughter shalt thou take unto thy son.
      4For they will turn away thy son from following me, that they may serve other gods: so will the anger of the LORD be kindled against you, and destroy thee suddenly.


      Acts 17:26
      King James Version (KJV)
      26And hath made of one blood all nations of men for to dwell on all the face of the earth, and hath determined the times before appointed, and the bounds of their habitation;


      Numbers 12:1
      1And Miriam and Aaron spake against Moses because of the Ethiopian woman whom he had married: for he had married an Ethiopian woman.


      Deuteronomy 7:3
      3Neither shalt thou make marriages with them; thy daughter thou shalt not give unto his son, nor his daughter shalt thou take unto thy son.


      Numbers 25:6-8
      6And, behold, one of the children of Israel came and brought unto his brethren a Midianitish woman in the sight of Moses, and in the sight of all the congregation of the children of Israel, who were weeping before the door of the tabernacle of the congregation.
      7And when Phinehas, the son of Eleazar, the son of Aaron the priest, saw it, he rose up from among the congregation, and took a javelin in his hand;
      8And he went after the man of Israel into the tent, and thrust both of them through, the man of Israel, and the woman through her belly. So the plague was stayed from the children of Israel.


      Leviticus 19:19
      19Ye shall keep my statutes. Thou shalt not let thy cattle gender with a diverse kind: thou shalt not sow thy field with mingled seed: neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woollen come upon thee.


      Nehemiah 13:3
      3Now it came to pass, when they had heard the law, that they separated from Israel all the mixed multitude.


      Deuteronomy 32:8
      8When the Most High divided to the nations their inheritance, when he separated the sons of Adam, he set the bounds of the people according to the number of the children of Israel.


      1 Peter 2:9
      9But ye are a chosen generation, a royal priesthood, an holy nation, a peculiar people; that ye should shew forth the praises of him who hath called you out of darkness into his marvellous light;


      Ephesians 6:5
      5Servants, be obedient to them that are your masters according to the flesh, with fear and trembling, in singleness of your heart, as unto Christ;


      1 Peter 2:18
      18Servants, be subject to your masters with all fear; not only to the good and gentle, but also to the froward.

      These verses have to do with other faiths:

      2nd Corinthians 6:14 Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?

      2 Chronicles 15:13
      Whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be
      put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.


      Question Number 2:
      How do you reconcile your actions towards other people, when Jesus himself said in Matthew 5:43-48 (King James Version)

      "Ye have heard that it hath been said, Thou shalt love thy neighbour, and hate thine enemy. But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you; That ye be the children of your Father which is in heaven: for he maketh his sun to rise on the evil and on the good, and sendeth rain on the just and the unjust. For if ye love them which love you, which reward have ye? Do not even the publicans the same? And if ye salute your brethren only, what do ye more than others? Do not even the publicans so? Be ye therefore perfect, even as your Father which is in heaven is perfect."
      I'm not sure which actions specifically you are referring to, but when I forcibly amputate appendages from members of my own family, I only do it because the Bible commands me to:

      Mark 9:43-47
      43 And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched:
      45 And if thy foot offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter halt into life, than having two feet to be cast into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched:
      47 And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire:



      Matthew 19:12 (King James Version) 12For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.

      Just for clarification, I am using the definition of Love as appears in 1 Corinthians 13:4-5 (King James Version)

      "Love suffereth long, and is kind; love envieth not; love vaunteth not itself, is not puffed up, doth not behave itself unseemly, seeketh not her own, is not easily provoked, thinketh no evil..."

      I am sorry if anyone becomes offended by anything I have written, I only wish to understand your opinions.

      Thank you for your time.
      The only reason I am offended is because you are clearly a Biblical cherry picker. I wish you would accept the rest of God's word, and not just the parts that are convenient for your modern, secular value system.
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      • Re: God Hates Iceland!

        Originally posted by iamilluminatus View Post
        Question Number 2:
        How do you reconcile your actions towards other people, when Jesus himself said in Matthew 5:43-48 (King James Version)

        "Ye have heard that it hath been said, Thou shalt love thy neighbour, and hate thine enemy. But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you; That ye be the children of your Father which is in heaven: for he maketh his sun to rise on the evil and on the good, and sendeth rain on the just and the unjust. For if ye love them which love you, which reward have ye? Do not even the publicans the same? And if ye salute your brethren only, what do ye more than others? Do not even the publicans so? Be ye therefore perfect, even as your Father which is in heaven is perfect."
        I am not following you on this question - we do not attack or curse IRS workers. Many of support Micheal Bachmman, a former lawyer for the IRS. I fail to see we were are disobeying Jesus teachings on publicans.

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        • Re: God Hates Iceland!

          Damn you Iceland and your sinful ways!
          John 1:1
          In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.

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          • Re: God Hates Iceland!

            I am pretty sure that God doesnt hate Iceland as much as he hates the most other European countries, cause porn, prostitutes and strip clubs are banned in Iceland, such crimes are punshable by a maximum 2 years prison sentence in that country, while 2 years is not enough for such serious crimes its still a good start i would say.

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            • Re: God Hates Iceland!

              Originally posted by Proud Faroese View Post
              I am pretty sure that God doesnt hate Iceland as much as he hates the most other European countries, cause porn, prostitutes and strip clubs are banned in Iceland, such crimes are punshable by a maximum 2 years prison sentence in that country, while 2 years is not enough for such serious crimes its still a good start i would say.
              So Iceland isn't all bad?

              Still, there is the matter of the Bjork infestation and them trying to destroy the world economy through their thievery. And let's not forget they attacked Europe with their volcano too. Then again, maybe that one belongs in the 'good' column too...

              I'm conflicted.

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              • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
                And let's not forget they attacked Europe with their volcano too.
                you think that's the people's fault?
                Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                  Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
                  So Iceland isn't all bad?

                  Still, there is the matter of the Bjork infestation and them trying to destroy the world economy through their thievery. And let's not forget they attacked Europe with their volcano too. Then again, maybe that one belongs in the 'good' column too...

                  I'm conflicted.
                  However they are much better than atheist, perverted Godless Finland where people can legally watch porn(including gay porn), go to strip clubs and having sex with whores that they arent married too, maybe Iceland has these Godly laws because its closer to America than Europe geographically
                  The reason for Gods volcano erruptions against Iceland is probably just because 2 years is way too low for such serious crimes, i think God would be happier if they keep these laws and makes it into capital crimes instead! The last time Iceland executed someone, the method of execution was beheading, which is a Bible aprooved execution method.

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                  • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                    also we do not look like eskimos like you people think because of Björk which is a racially mixed person, we're white and we were originally vikings so we're basically white people.
                    Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                    • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                      Originally posted by human_ice View Post
                      also we do not look like eskimos like you people think because of Björk which is a racially mixed person, we're white and we were originally vikings so we're basically white people.
                      And you are a racist for saying that all nordic people has to be aryan and white

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                      • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                        Originally posted by human_ice View Post
                        you think that's the people's fault?
                        They brought on God's wrath with their pederasty.
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                        • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                          Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
                          So Iceland isn't all bad?

                          Still, there is the matter of the Bjork infestation and them trying to destroy the world economy through their thievery. And let's not forget they attacked Europe with their volcano too. Then again, maybe that one belongs in the 'good' column too...

                          I'm conflicted.
                          Well, I've thought about it and I prefer things to be black and white - no shades of gray for me. As such I'm going to continue hating Iceland and Icelandicans.

                          (Except for Brother Alex, of course, the only True Christian(tm) that that vomitous isle has ever produced.)

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                          • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                            Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
                            Well, I've thought about it and I prefer things to be black and white - no shades of gray for me. As such I'm going to continue hating Iceland and Icelandicans.

                            (Except for Brother Alex, of course, the only True Christian™ that that vomitous isle has ever produced.)
                            Iceland used to be a good Christian country, until they allowed pagan wizard like this one to spread their pagan propaganda:






                            Warning: don't watch this unless you are a True Christian™ who wants to show an example for your church about how evil pagan wizards are, just listen to him, thats without doubt words of Satan, luckly this man is dead so he can't spread his pagan lies to eskimoe youth anylonger

                            Yes i agree with you Brother Enoch, we should hate Iceland until the day they execute all the pagans, in my village in the Faroe Islands, we burn people like him.

                            Seriously i consider that this video should be shown to all atheists, wiccans, satanists and pagans so that they know what they really are worshipping, you can hear on his voice and those words that he is evil even if we dont understand what the words mean, the words probably mean something like "God doesnt exist, all Christians should be executed, Satan is good, only satanists deserves to live"

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                              This is a very powerful prayer against Witchcraft. This prayer can shut down witches and satanists forever. Being that this prayer basically shuts down the senders of the hexes and vexes by returning their evil to them sevenfold. I want you to hurl it n a loud voice at that demon the very next time you see it!

                              Father,
                              In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, I plead the precious uncorruptable blood of Jesus over myself and my church and everything that belongs to us. I ask for giant warrior Angels to be loosed from Heaven to surround and protect us. As your war club and weapons of war I break down, undamn, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, physic prayers, physic thought, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, physic power, physic warfare, prayer chains, and everything else being sent my way or my family members way, and I return it and the demons to the senders right now!, SEVENFOLD, and I BIND it to them by the Blood of Jesus!

                              Father, I pray that these lost souls will find the light of your son Jesus.. Their own snares and traps have been set against themselves.. In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth I now loose them from all mindcontrol of satan!.. Father I also ask that you Bind the Holy Spirit to there hearts as a guide to your son Jesus.. So they may be set free from the bondages of satan.

                              In Jesus name I pray..
                              Amen
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                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                              • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                                First of all you have the norwegian flag the icelandic is green with red and white cross

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