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  • James Hutchins
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    Re: God Hates Iceland!

    Originally posted by Doberman View Post
    ...so you killed JFK ...your own president.... eehh...was he your enemy?

    ...so you killed Martin Luther King... man of peace

    ...so you killed innocent child´s in Vietnam, in Korea, in Iraq, in Afganisthan and many other country´s. I hope you have some answers in front of God when your time comes.

    .... no contry in the whole world kills as many of their own as U.S.A

    ..... no contry in the whole world kills as many of mankind with cold blood as U.S.A

    ...It´s all because of greed and lack of good heart and understanding....

    ...so don´t use God to feed your ugly minds and don´t use God as an excuse for your lack og sanity
    You conspiracy people. I did not kill anyone.
    You however, with your volcano spewing stench from the anus of the Devil had my G550 grounded for five days in the UK. You people owe me for my suite at The Lanesborough. I was going to bill your country but I found out you were bankrupt. Figures. Total deadbeats. This is why God graciously allows Pastors to accept Tithes for Him.

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  • Billy Bob Jenkins
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    Re: God Hates Iceland!

    Originally posted by Doberman View Post
    ...so you killed JFK ...your own president.... eehh...was he your enemy?

    ...so you killed Martin Luther King... man of peace

    ...so you killed innocent child´s in Vietnam, in Korea, in Iraq, in Afganisthan and many other country´s. I hope you have some answers in front of God when your time comes.

    .... no contry in the whole world kills as many of their own as U.S.A

    ..... no contry in the whole world kills as many of mankind with cold blood as U.S.A

    ...It´s all because of greed and lack of good heart and understanding....

    ...so don´t use God to feed your ugly minds and don´t use God as an excuse for your lack og sanity
    I don't understand, friend. Who are you talking to? Liberals did those things. That's why True Christians(tm) vote Republican.

    Please refrain from overt discussions about anal sex in this part of the forum, where women and children can read. Just a friendly warning, for now.

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  • Doberman
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    Re: God Hates Iceland!

    ...so you killed JFK ...your own president.... eehh...was he your enemy?

    ...so you killed Martin Luther King... man of peace

    ...so you killed innocent child´s in Vietnam, in Korea, in Iraq, in Afganisthan and many other country´s. I hope you have some answers in front of God when your time comes.

    .... no contry in the whole world kills as many of their own as U.S.A

    ..... no contry in the whole world kills as many of mankind with cold blood as U.S.A

    ...It´s all because of greed and lack of good heart and understanding....

    ...so don´t use God to feed your ugly minds and don´t use God as an excuse for your lack og sanity

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  • EmmaLee
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    Re: God Hates Iceland!

    Well, duh God hates Iceland! There's no doubt about that. If it isn't the good ol' U.S. of A, then God obviously hates that country.

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  • WWJDnow
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    Re: God Hates Iceland!

    Originally posted by TheHolyTruth View Post
    There is a Baptist Church in Keflavik.
    That's like a tree growing in a pile of elephant dung. It's better to have a tree than not to have one, but it's still sitting in a pile of crap.

    2. Iceland is 11% covered in ice [3], Greenland is 75% covered in ice [4].
    Listen carefully and I will teach you some elementary geography: Finland is covered with Finns. Heligoland is covered with people going to Hell. And Iceland is covered in ice.

    None of the most active volcanos is in Iceland, in fact Kilauea in Hawaii emits the most lave in the world [5]. The volcano with most continuous eruptions is Etna [5] located in Italy on the doorstep of the pope.
    The pagan Hawaiians and the pagan Catholics are doomed, too. Thanks for proving our point.

    Woman is a man its actually pretty obvious if you read the word woMAN.
    We already knew that you were gay. It's obvious--you're from Iceland. But you don't have to flaunt it.

    Why do we need an army ? I tought it was Christian to care for your fellow man.
    And the LORD shall utter his voice before his army: for his camp is very great: for he is strong that executeth his word: for the day of the LORD is great and very terrible; and who can abide it? Joel 2:11

    The museum you reference to is about the age of Witchcraft when people suspected of sorcery were burned.
    Every one of whom was convicted by a jury of his or her peers. They can't all have been innocent.

    If god created the earth, and as you say hell is underneath it (I expect you mean inside as the earth is round).
    Where did you get the foolish notion that the world is round?

    Is it then true that god created hell ?
    Yes.

    In my ignorance I always believed that God loved everyone. But if he hates Iceland, why on earth did he create it ?
    For the polar bears. They like ice.

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  • Alphonse Alban
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    Re: God Hates Iceland!

    Originally posted by TheHolyTruth View Post
    So I guess Rev. Jim Osborne has the wrath of God upon him according to Ephesians 5:6 ?

    I can read and write in 4 languages.
    Why didn't you read that part of scripture you posted then?

    Ephesians 5:6 Let no man deceive you with vain words: for because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience.

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  • TheEskimoTruth
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    Re: God Hates Iceland!

    So I guess Rev. Jim Osborne has the wrath of God upon him according to Ephesians 5:6 ?

    I can read and write in 4 languages.

    But I have been wondering; How do we know this God person exists; I mean the scripture says he created the world about 7000 years ago, but we know for a fact that the earth is at least 4.5 billion years old ? Excuse my math but that doesn't add up does it ?

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  • James Hutchins
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    Re: God Hates Iceland!

    Originally posted by TheHolyTruth View Post
    So what does the bible say about lying and deceiving ?
    Aww gee, I forgot, no one ever taught you people how to read.
    Try this link:http://www.biblebible.com/KJV-audio-bible.asp

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  • Didymus Much
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    Re: God Hates Iceland!

    Originally posted by TheHolyTruth View Post
    So what does the bible say about lying and deceiving ?
    Go to this site: http://kingjbible.com/ . It's searchable.

    While you're there, find out what the Bible says about lazy asses who want everyone else to spoon-feed them.

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  • TheEskimoTruth
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    Re: God Hates Iceland!

    So what does the bible say about lying and deceiving ?

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  • Alphonse Alban
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    Re: God Hates Iceland!

    Originally posted by TheHolyTruth View Post
    1. 92% are Christian
    I'm sorry to tell you, but those are Lutherans. They are false-Christians on their way to hell.

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  • Johnathan
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    Re: God Hates Iceland!

    Originally posted by TheHolyTruth View Post
    1. 92% are Christian [1], There is a Baptist Church in Keflavik [1][2].
    2. Iceland is 11% covered in ice [3], Greenland is 75% covered in ice [4]. None of the most active volcanos is in Iceland, in fact Kilauea in Hawaii emits the most lave in the world [5]. The volcano with most continuous eruptions is Etna [5] located in Italy on the doorstep of the pope.
    3-4. lol
    5. Woman is a man its actually pretty obvious if you read the word woMAN.
    6. Why do we need an army ? I tought it was Christian to care for your fellow man.
    7. Is it traditional to be on the look for the 6th wife ? What does the lord say about unity and commitment ?
    8. The museum you reference to is about the age of Witchcraft when people suspected of sorcery were burned. I believe you have several such museums, I've actually been to one in Maine.
    9. lol

    In the end here are some questions for you.
    - If god created the earth, and as you say hell is underneath it (I expect you mean inside as the earth is round). Is it then true that god created hell ?
    - In my ignorance I always believed that God loved everyone. But if he hates Iceland, why on earth did he create it ?


    Resources
    1) US Department of State Report on Internationhal Religious Freedom 2007

    2) http://icelandimagebank.free.fr/South/05.htm
    3) Iceland On the web
    Crosscheck if your travel agent has included Iceland glacier tour into your cut-short tour plan, because it is quite a mandatory to visit at least to save the grace of your Iceland tour.

    4) Wikipedia

    5) Volcanolive.com
    http://www.volcanolive.com/active2.html
    Most of them are Lutherans, so they're going to hell anyways. Women are NOT equal to men-quit distorting the LORD's true word(1 Peter 3:5), and it is even more Christian to kill your enemies (Deuteronomy 32:42).

    Do your hell-bound soul a favor:

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  • James Hutchins
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    Re: God Hates Iceland!

    Yes, God created Hell for the heathens.
    He created iceland for a place to put living heathens before He sends them to Hell.

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  • TheEskimoTruth
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    Re: God Hates Iceland!

    1. 92% are Christian [1], There is a Baptist Church in Keflavik [1][2].
    2. Iceland is 11% covered in ice [3], Greenland is 75% covered in ice [4]. None of the most active volcanos is in Iceland, in fact Kilauea in Hawaii emits the most lave in the world [5]. The volcano with most continuous eruptions is Etna [5] located in Italy on the doorstep of the pope.
    3-4. lol
    5. Woman is a man its actually pretty obvious if you read the word woMAN.
    6. Why do we need an army ? I tought it was Christian to care for your fellow man.
    7. Is it traditional to be on the look for the 6th wife ? What does the lord say about unity and commitment ?
    8. The museum you reference to is about the age of Witchcraft when people suspected of sorcery were burned. I believe you have several such museums, I've actually been to one in Maine.
    9. lol

    In the end here are some questions for you.
    - If god created the earth, and as you say hell is underneath it (I expect you mean inside as the earth is round). Is it then true that god created hell ?
    - In my ignorance I always believed that God loved everyone. But if he hates Iceland, why on earth did he create it ?


    Resources
    1) US Department of State Report on Internationhal Religious Freedom 2007

    2) http://icelandimagebank.free.fr/South/05.htm
    3) Iceland On the web
    Crosscheck if your travel agent has included Iceland glacier tour into your cut-short tour plan, because it is quite a mandatory to visit at least to save the grace of your Iceland tour.

    4) Wikipedia

    5) Volcanolive.com

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  • James Hutchins
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    Re: God Hates Iceland!

    Originally posted by kingofleon View Post
    tl;dr
    Welcome Leon, What role do you think todays Christians should have in molding the thoughts of our future leaders?

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