Hahah, this post is probably one of the funniest (unrealistic) i have ever read on the internet! And believe me i've seen alot.
All you people here who are saying these idiotic things about Iceland are so fucking naive, simple minded, insane hypocrits.
Why dont you open up a fucking book, or search the internet(which seems you have just discovered) to get your facts straight?
In full honesty you people disgust me! How can you piffle like this over a whole country? Cant you just take a good look at your own damn country and see how fucked up it is before you make up some shit about one of the best countries in the world? Yes I mean it, if you would talk to anyone, and I mean ANYONE who has visited Iceland they would tell you that its a wonderful place with wonderful people.
Okay, so i read through that first post in this thread and I just wanted to puke it was so incredibly stupid. In face it looked like a made up comic story.. which the bible really is.. you people are just so stupid you don't see it.
Now its time for the truth you fucking baptis bastards
1.They are Godless. Most Icelanders are atheists or worship pagan Viking gods. The few Christians are Lutherans, who are hellbound anyways. There is not a single Baptist church in Iceland!
Okay first of all, we are not godless.. what the fuck makes you think that? We got churces all over the country and your statement about lutherans being hellbound .. well it's just sad to see how simple minded you are. And for your information there are baptist churches in Iceland. Get your facts straight.
2. God cursed this land with geography. Iceland is mostly ice, hence the name "Iceland". There is also a lot of volcanic and geyser activity, due to the close proximity of Hell. We know for a fact that Hell is underneath the Earth, and Iceland is one of the closest places on the surface to Hell. You can look at Iceland as a gateway between Hell and Earth.
Haha you stupid american.. okay Iceland is not even close to be mostly ice, 11% of the country is covered by glaciers which are one of the natures beautiful things. Again.. please get your facts straight. And for the volcanoes, isn't the biggest volcanic activity on earth in your own country? Touché..
This statement #2 from you is the silliest and most childish I have ever read on the internet. Also, you will probably go to hell for posting this. Hope you enjoy your vacation there.
3. God punished their economy by bankrupting them. While they were once successful, the Lord sought to destroy them economically. But do they learn from their punishments? No.
Iceland isn't bankrupt, we are just having a hard time right now whith the economy. And the reason for that is because few
And before you start taking a piss at other countries economy, take a look at this http://www.davemanuel.com/us-national-debt-clock.php ..
And please have a look at this too,
4. The most famous Icelander is Bjork, who is a disgusting race-mixing harlot who dresses up in strange apparel (Zeph 1:8) and fornicates with negroes (Ezra 9:2). She is a national folk hero.
If she is a disgusting race-mixing harlot why is she so famous in your own fucking country? She's just a normal woman and if you are going to judge people by the way they dress you are seriously fucked up person and should go to hell
And that comment on fornicating with negroes? I mean wtf is this i dont even...And FYI she's not a hero to anyone i know lol , why do you keep on making up these idiotic ideas of yours.
5. They elect women as prime ministers even though the Bible specifically forbids women from ruling over men! 1st Timothy 2:12But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
This just shows how the bible doesnt sync up with modern life. Have you even heard about equal rights or what? I guess not, you are so stuck up in your "bible" life. Take a fucking look around you and you see that in every country there are women ruling over men and thats a normal thing. And no book is going to tell me whats right and wrong regarding those matters. "1st Timothy 2:12But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence." Then why don't the women in this thread just shut the fuck up? Because they have a right to speak you idiot.
6. They are weak pacifists and don't have an army. They have universal health care. In other words, it's Obama's utopia.
LOL,
Why should we have an army? We life all in peace here in Iceland and the percentage of crime is as low as it gets on this planet.. unlike in united states of hell. War is the invention of satan and Iceland has never been in one, how many have you been in??
7. Iceland wants to destroy the traditional family so they've legalized gay marriage! They create laws to mock God! Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
How do you get that we want to destroy traditional family by legalizing gay marriage? Do you really think that all the gay people in iceland are gonna take over and destroy the traditional family? jesus you are on stupid son of a bitch.
8. Iceland promotes sorcery and witchcraft. They worship Satan and perform rituals that animate trolls and ogres and other demons to do their bidding. They even have a museum dedicated to their Satan worship!
No we dont promote sorcery and witchcraft? what the fucking fuck are you talking about you piece of shit? How can you live with yourself after making up all these accusions on a good country like iceland? This is the most rubbish I have read. I think you yourself worship satan, and all of your country, ohh may god have mercy on your soul!
Oh and can you give me a link to that museum? I couldnt find it anywhere.. oh wait, thats probably because it doesnt exist.
But not even that museum could offend the decency of True Christians™ like the National Penis Museum. Yes, Iceland has erected a building glorifying the penis! What a sick sex-obsessed heathen society.
I can think of many things that are worse than this museum in the USA. And what is wrong with opening a museum that shows people things from mother nature that they wouldnt see otherwise?
Well , this has been a BLAST and I just had to get that off my chest. I hope you enjoyed this also but now im gonna go outside of my igloo and go fish through the thick ice that covers all of my country.. oh wait i can't, its sunny outside and the land is green everywhere.
Goodbye
if you're going to mock us then please have the right fag! unless you're dumping over norway aswell.
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