[handmaiden]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Really? they eat it? Looks weird but that's their tradition, we need to respect that.

Regards,
Rosely J. James

You can respect anything that you want, but WE, the True Christians™ who founded this forum and devote ourselves to its mission, don't have to respect squat.


We respect people who can discuss the Bible accurately. That, we do like. There are a few fools around here who don't believe it to be the Divinely Revealed Word of God, but at least they don't go around waving pages from the "nice" parts of the Bible and claiming that they know God.

They don't make outrageous, non-scripturally supported arguments like, "God loves homosexuals and wants them to keep doing what they do!"

Granted some of them are homosexuals, but the ones who know who they are and what God really has to say about them in the Bible are allowed to lurk in the hopes that they may someday "see the light" as the Apostle Paul did and do a complete 180.

Many, many of our members are Ex-Gays®. They read the Bible, realized what it really had to say about them, and then changed their own beliefs about God instead of trying to change what the Word of God had to say about them.

Anyway, you may think that I am trying to de-rail this thread because I'm not talking about Iceland. But please remember, when all is said and done, we're not talking about Iceland, either.

We're talking about the big issues, here. Religion, God, the Bible, Heaven, Hell-- Iceland and its depraved inhabitants are nothing next to the issue of whether or not God wants you to muzzle your ox while it's plowing the fields. Bet you didn't even think God cared, did you? But it's right there in the Bible, go look for yourself.



Encouragingly Yours,

Handmaiden


P.S. I'm pretty sure that Iceland came out "pro-muzzle" in the last election. Another reason why God hates them.

[vengeful]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

And the people are say ENGLISH food is bad!!?

Look at the Islandics foods!




Thank you Jesus for maked me Spanish!!!


YiC, Mari, (almost vomiting)

Really? they eat it? Looks weird but that's their tradition, we need to respect that.

Regards,
Rosely J. James

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Has nothing to do with where they live. That is a choice.


Iceland is actually only about 10% ice. the rest of it is very mild climate, and good weather.


Pretty ssure that was just human stupidity. If He wanted to teach them a lesson, why not just kill them?


Again. Choice. Just because she's from Iceland, doesn't mean shee represents everyone there.


They don't like killing people...so...they're evil? that doesn't make sense.


Legalizing gay marrige will have no effect on families. Straight couples will still get married and have children. That won't change.

tl;dr

Did you go to a Christian Missionary school? Anna Beth doesn't sound like an eskimo squaw's name. The missionaries must have given you an American name, right?

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

[annabethchase]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

[*]They are Godless. Most Icelanders are atheists or worship pagan Viking gods. The few Christians are Lutherans, who are hellbound anyways. There is not a single Baptist church in Iceland!

Has nothing to do with where they live. That is a choice.

[*]God cursed this land with geography. Iceland is mostly ice, hence the name "Iceland". There is also a lot of volcanic and geyser activity, due to the close proximity of Hell. We know for a fact that Hell is underneath the Earth, and Iceland is one of the closest places on the surface to Hell. You can look at Iceland as a gateway between Hell and Earth.

Iceland is actually only about 10% ice. the rest of it is very mild climate, and good weather.

[*]God punished their economy by bankrupting them. While they were once successful, the Lord sought to destroy them economically. But do they learn from their punishments? No.

Pretty ssure that was just human stupidity. If He wanted to teach them a lesson, why not just kill them?

[*]The most famous Icelander is Bjork, who is a disgusting race-mixing harlot who dresses up in strange apparel (Zeph 1:8) and fornicates with negroes (Ezra 9:2). She is a national folk hero.

Again. Choice. Just because she's from Iceland, doesn't mean shee represents everyone there.

[*]They are weak pacifists and don't have an army. They have universal health care. In other words, it's Obama's utopia.

They don't like killing people...so...they're evil? that doesn't make sense.

[*]Iceland wants to destroy the traditional family so they've legalized gay marriage! They create laws to mock God! Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

Legalizing gay marrige will have no effect on families. Straight couples will still get married and have children. That won't change.

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

I thought this was about Iceland frozen foods

Yes, this is about that country. However, what decent people call as frozen food, those eskimos in Iceland just call as food.

[Timefag]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

I think the price increases are taking the piss since christmas, half the two for one offers and mare that half the freezers filled with ice lollies and ice cream.

Farmfoods from now on me thinks.

Apologies, I thought this was about Iceland frozen foods and not the country. Bloody Volcanoes........they all need capping

[Timefag]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Please watch the potty mouth and slanderous posts.

I think the price increases are taking the piss since christmas, half the two for one offers and mare that half the freezers filled with ice lollies and ice cream.

Farmfoods from now on me thinks.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

There arent eskimos in Iceland but there is no point arguing with trolls

Please watch the potty mouth and slanderous posts.

[aIcelander]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

There arent eskimos in Iceland but there is no point arguing with trolls

[amy_fothers, Sceptical Atheist]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Friend, I don't think you understand the definition of racism. I also find it incredibly sad that you deny your own heritage.

Self-hate seems to be a hallmark of the atheist worldview.
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I love my self and I love other atheists

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Friend, I don't think you understand the definition of racism. I also find it incredibly sad that you deny your own heritage.

Self-hate seems to be a hallmark of the atheist worldview.
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[aIcelander]

Racism is not tolerated here, friend. Just because someone is a Godless blubber-eating eskimo is no reason to treat them disrespectfully.

You arent that stupid? Are you? Because im pretty sure that second part is pure racism.
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[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

I dont care what you call me. But im pretty sure you are a racist
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Racism is not tolerated here, friend. Just because someone is a Godless blubber-eating eskimo is no reason to treat them disrespectfully.

[aIcelander]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

I dont care what you call me. But im pretty sure you are a racist
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[VictoryOS]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

I'm sorry to dissappoint you but i am not an eskimo. But all your facts are wrong, how about you do little research on something you're going to hate on before posting?

You probably have a different word for yourself that puts you in a more positive light. Around here, we call a spade a spade.