[Red Dwarf]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Um, you are already in Iceland.

And I could not be more sympathetic of the situation you find yourself in. A Godless region of frozen waste, mindless ice-fishing and snow spooks darting around in sexual sin.

But our prayers are with you that you may bring the reprobates to Jesus Christ.

In Him

The Thing is i have heard of the brother here in Iceland and he is not doing so well converting the Eskimo's here

i on the other hand have found some of the heathens that have been here posting these evil things and i even now am converting one of the irreligious lost souls of the old lie of a religion the unintelligible Asatru

I may have to resort to some serious praying and hopefully it will work for i believe with God on my side i cannot fail

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

OK my mind is made up i AM going to Iceland to convert these heathen Eskimo's a faroes and an Eskimo convert cannot be trusted with doing GOD´S work they are way to close to the dark one i am off to buy a ticket and i will be going to Iceland in a day or two PRAISE THE LORD!!!

Um, you are already in Iceland.

And I could not be more sympathetic of the situation you find yourself in. A Godless region of frozen waste, mindless ice-fishing and snow spooks darting around in sexual sin.

But our prayers are with you that you may bring the reprobates to Jesus Christ.

In Him

[Red Dwarf]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

First of all you have the norwegian flag the icelandic is green with red and white cross

OK my mind is made up i AM going to Iceland to convert these heathen Eskimo's a faroes and an Eskimo convert cannot be trusted with doing GOD´S work they are way to close to the dark one i am off to buy a ticket and i will be going to Iceland in a day or two PRAISE THE LORD!!!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

First of all you have the norwegian flag the icelandic is green with red and white cross

You savage eskimos can't seem to make up your minds. I've heard you people have like 42 words for snow. How many words do you have for each color?

[Brother Enoch]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

First of all you have the norwegian flag the icelandic is green with red and white cross

There's still some of you left?

I thought Ejafluggifillyfagullskull, or whatever you call that volcano, killed you all last year? Wow, you Eskimos are more resilient than I thought!

[Spirit82]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

First of all you have the norwegian flag the icelandic is green with red and white cross

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

This is a very powerful prayer against Witchcraft. This prayer can shut down witches and satanists forever. Being that this prayer basically shuts down the senders of the hexes and vexes by returning their evil to them sevenfold. I want you to hurl it n a loud voice at that demon the very next time you see it!

Father,
In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, I plead the precious uncorruptable blood of Jesus over myself and my church and everything that belongs to us. I ask for giant warrior Angels to be loosed from Heaven to surround and protect us. As your war club and weapons of war I break down, undamn, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, physic prayers, physic thought, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, physic power, physic warfare, prayer chains, and everything else being sent my way or my family members way, and I return it and the demons to the senders right now!, SEVENFOLD, and I BIND it to them by the Blood of Jesus!

Father, I pray that these lost souls will find the light of your son Jesus.. Their own snares and traps have been set against themselves.. In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth I now loose them from all mindcontrol of satan!.. Father I also ask that you Bind the Holy Spirit to there hearts as a guide to your son Jesus.. So they may be set free from the bondages of satan.

In Jesus name I pray..
Amen

[Proud Faroese]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Well, I've thought about it and I prefer things to be black and white - no shades of gray for me. As such I'm going to continue hating Iceland and Icelandicans.

(Except for Brother Alex, of course, the only True Christian™ that that vomitous isle has ever produced.)

Iceland used to be a good Christian country, until they allowed pagan wizard like this one to spread their pagan propaganda:

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&source=hp&biw=1024&bih=499&q=Sveinbj%C3%B6rn+Beinteinsson&oq=Sveinbj%C3%B6rn+Beinteinsson&aq=f&aqi=g1&gs_upl=4543l4543l0l4865l1l1l0l0l0l0l302l302l3-1l1l0

Warning: don't watch this unless you are a True Christian™ who wants to show an example for your church about how evil pagan wizards are, just listen to him, thats without doubt words of Satan, luckly this man is dead so he can't spread his pagan lies to eskimoe youth anylonger

Yes i agree with you Brother Enoch, we should hate Iceland until the day they execute all the pagans, in my village in the Faroe Islands, we burn people like him.

Seriously i consider that this video should be shown to all atheists, wiccans, satanists and pagans so that they know what they really are worshipping, you can hear on his voice and those words that he is evil even if we dont understand what the words mean, the words probably mean something like "God doesnt exist, all Christians should be executed, Satan is good, only satanists deserves to live"

[Brother Enoch]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

So Iceland isn't all bad?

Still, there is the matter of the Bjork infestation and them trying to destroy the world economy through their thievery. And let's not forget they attacked Europe with their volcano too. Then again, maybe that one belongs in the 'good' column too...

I'm conflicted.

Well, I've thought about it and I prefer things to be black and white - no shades of gray for me. As such I'm going to continue hating Iceland and Icelandicans.

(Except for Brother Alex, of course, the only True Christian(tm) that that vomitous isle has ever produced.)

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

you think that's the people's fault?

They brought on God's wrath with their pederasty.

[Proud Faroese]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

also we do not look like eskimos like you people think because of Björk which is a racially mixed person, we're white and we were originally vikings so we're basically white people.

And you are a racist for saying that all nordic people has to be aryan and white

[human_ice]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

also we do not look like eskimos like you people think because of Björk which is a racially mixed person, we're white and we were originally vikings so we're basically white people.

[Proud Faroese]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

So Iceland isn't all bad?

Still, there is the matter of the Bjork infestation and them trying to destroy the world economy through their thievery. And let's not forget they attacked Europe with their volcano too. Then again, maybe that one belongs in the 'good' column too...

I'm conflicted.

However they are much better than atheist, perverted Godless Finland where people can legally watch porn(including gay porn), go to strip clubs and having sex with whores that they arent married too, maybe Iceland has these Godly laws because its closer to America than Europe geographically
The reason for Gods volcano erruptions against Iceland is probably just because 2 years is way too low for such serious crimes, i think God would be happier if they keep these laws and makes it into capital crimes instead! The last time Iceland executed someone, the method of execution was beheading, which is a Bible aprooved execution method.

[human_ice]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

And let's not forget they attacked Europe with their volcano too.

you think that's the people's fault?

[Brother Enoch]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

I am pretty sure that God doesnt hate Iceland as much as he hates the most other European countries, cause porn, prostitutes and strip clubs are banned in Iceland, such crimes are punshable by a maximum 2 years prison sentence in that country, while 2 years is not enough for such serious crimes its still a good start i would say.

So Iceland isn't all bad?

Still, there is the matter of the Bjork infestation and them trying to destroy the world economy through their thievery. And let's not forget they attacked Europe with their volcano too. Then again, maybe that one belongs in the 'good' column too...

I'm conflicted.