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Re: God Hates Iceland!

Im not from iceland.

Also, about the planets being flat, have you ever looked at the moon, its clearly not flat.

Have you ever watched the moon landing videos? its not flat.

Have you ever looked into the horizon, when you have a huge expanse of space to do so, such as on an airplane, you can see the world is not flat, the atmosphere is round.

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Re: God Hates Iceland!

Could you please support these words of yours with scripture?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_Iceland

The Holy Bible KJV1611 is the most accurate and advanced science book ever written. It is the infallible word of God, written by the hands of His prophets, and describes the history of this world from the beginning to the end. Secular science has no basis in scripture and is not needed thereof.

last time i checked, you guys follow the bible, and dont believe in science, how is it a science book? Also, a social studies "book" has nothing to do with science.(social studies is the same as social science, though neither names represent a book having to do with science)

God does NOT love everyone.

I forget the verse, but was there not a statement saying basically this: "The lord would sacrafice his own son for a sinner, as he loves all"

Perhaps its flat, perhaps its not...

say the earth WAS flat, and i goto the edge of the world, and i drop an apple off the edge, where does it go? as with the earth being round, or flat, you still have no way to describe what lies beyond our own earth.

If the earth is flat, and hell is in earth, then hell must be very, VERY thin.

And what do you think hell is made of? pink clouds and marshmallows?

Do you have proof its not?

Never have we said that atoms were fake.

I saw a thread on this website about science being fake, and this was said, i cant find the link as there is no search bar here.

It seems to me that your punctuation skills might need some improvement.

have you specifically read some of the posts by users here, they are pretty bad, nor have i said my own grammar is that much better.

As a matter of fact I am on a missionary trip to Iceland right as we speak and I have yet to see anything green here.

well you must not have traveled far:

https://www.natureexplorer.is/files/IcelandMapGreen700_2108034845.jpg

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

God loves everyone, he may judge those who repent him, but he hates no one, saying he does is a sin.

God Hates
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8 ), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8 ), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8 ), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8 ), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8 ),

He also hates people like you: All Liars (Revelation 21:8 )

This continent is named iceland, because the men who discovered it wanted more people to go to "Greenland", because they wanted this island to themselves.

So you admit it - your country was founded by liars! And, as I pointed out, God hates liars, and so, God hates Iceland!

QED!

[Brother Alex]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

The Icelandic flag does not MOCK Christianity, it supports it.

Could you please support these words of yours with scripture?

Before you call crap like this, why dont you take a trip through a social science book, rather then re-reading the bible.

The Holy Bible KJV1611 is the most accurate and advanced science book ever written. It is the infallible word of God, written by the hands of His prophets, and describes the history of this world from the beginning to the end. Secular science has no basis in scripture and is not needed thereof.

2 Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

God loves everyone, he may judge those who repent him, but he hates no one, saying he does is a sin.

God does NOT love everyone.

Proverbs 6:16-19 These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

Galatians 5:19-21 Now the works of the flesh are manifest, which are these; Adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lasciviousness, idolatry, witchcraft, hatred, variance, emulations, wrath, strife, seditions, heresies, envyings, murders, drunkenness, revellings, and such like: of the which I tell you before, as I have also told you in time past, that they which do such things shall not inherit the kingdom of God.

Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

Psalm 55:15 Let death seize upon them, and let them go down quick into hell: for wickedness is in their dwellings, and among them.

The earth is not flat, if you think it is, i guess you think the satellites up in the sky are fake huh?

Perhaps it's flat, perhaps not. But that doesn't make satellites any more real than fairies or leprechauns.

Hell is not in earth, with these "fake" satellites, we've looked into the earth, it is composed of rock, lava, magma, etc, all of which is made of melted metals.

And what do you think hell is made of? pink clouds and marshmallows?

Chemicals are not made by Satan, if you derp's knew what a microscope is, maybe you could take a look at an atom, and tell me its fake, and that its components do not combine with other atoms to make the chemicals we see today.

Never have we said that atoms were fake.

The concept of the atom was not brought into the scientific community until the year 1803 by English instructor and natural philosopher John Dalton. The Holy Bible however described the atom almost two thousand years earlier as the book of Hebrews 11:3 tells us:

"Things which are seen were not made of things which do appear."

Scientists tell us:

http://www.cdxetextbook.com/assocStu...ics/atoms.html

Atoms are the building blocks of all matter. Atoms are very small and cannot be seen by the human eye or even with microscopes.

This is just one example out of all the countless scientific accuracies found within the Holy Bible which indeed proves its legitimacy.

I'm also deeply in love with the grammar on this forum, it's great how most of you have not seen the inside of an English classroom since elementary school when you dropped out to chop wood for your father.

It seems to me that your punctuation skills might need some improvement.

Now, youve never been to iceland now have you, its mostly green, with grass, plants and animals, the country "Greenland" is mostly ice, get your facts right before you go saying stuff.

As a matter of fact I am on a missionary trip to Iceland right as we speak and I have yet to see anything green here.

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Re: God Hates Iceland!

The Icelandic flag does not MOCK Christianity, it supports it.
Before you call crap like this, why dont you take a trip through a social science book, rather then re-reading the bible.

God loves everyone, he may judge those who repent him, but he hates no one, saying he does is a sin.

John 3:16

This states that God is love, - and he'd give his own son for even sinners.

While his love is universal, - he also has universal judgement. Which one is invoked on us, - is up to ourselves.

The earth is not flat, if you think it is, i guess you think the satellites up in the sky are fake huh?

Hell is not in earth, with these "fake" satellites, we've looked into the earth, it is composed of rock, lava, magma, etc, all of which is made of melted metals.

Chemicals are not made by Satan, if you derp's knew what a microscope is, maybe you could take a look at an atom, and tell me its fake, and that its components do not combine with other atoms to make the chemicals we see today.

Im also deeply in love with the grammar on this forum, its great how most of you have not seen the inside of an english classroom since elementary school when you dropped out to chop wood for your father.

God cursed this land with geography. Iceland is mostly ice, hence the name "Iceland"

Now, youve never been to iceland now have you, its mostly green, with grass, plants and animals, the country "Greenland" is mostly ice, get your facts right before you go saying stuff.

This continent is named iceland, because the men who discovered it wanted more people to go to "Greenland", because they wanted this island to themselves.

Thanks for reading, i hope that you decide not to call bull next time you post, im off to go masturbate and curse at my neighbors for being to loud. Bai.

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Yes yes i know. God is watching me waiting for me to mess up so he can smite me. I have been in and out of churches shoving this down my throught for years. It is people like you that give us Christians a bad name. Everything you have said is completely twisted. Look at my post. caution- Poster is on drugs. Is that supposed to be funny? Calling new users here "unsaved trash". If anything this website is of the devil. If i were unsaved and came here i could never become a Christan and im glad i didn't come here first. Now then if you will excuse me i am going to go back to my life. And while im at it i might even have a cigar and some wine because drinking wine is biblical (fact. look it up. even jesus drank wine.) and it says no where i can have a cigar. Have a good day, and please, dont kill anyone. Not cool man...

Can you show us where any of the hundred or so Bible verses we quoted for you are somehow twisted?

[devin1992]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Then the God you know is not the God of the Christian Bible, because that's what it says.

Isaiah 13:15 Whoever is captured will be thrust through;
all who are caught will fall by the sword.
16 Their infants will be dashed to pieces before their eyes;
their houses will be looted and their wives violated. 17 See, I will stir up against them the Medes,
who do not care for silver
and have no delight in gold.
18 Their bows will strike down the young men;
they will have no mercy on infants,
nor will they look with compassion on children.




I'm sorry you disagree with God.



Except for the part where we go out and blow things up.



Not true at all. God doesn't love everyone.

Leviticus 20:23 And ye shall not walk in the manners of the nation, which I cast out before you: for they committed all these things, and therefore I abhorred them.
Psalm 5:5 The foolish shall not stand in thy sight: thou hatest all workers of iniquity.
Psalm 11:5 The LORD trieth the righteous: but the wicked and him that loveth violence his soul hateth.
Proverbs 6:16, 19 These six things doth the LORD hate ... A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.
Hosea 9:15 I hated them: for the wickedness of their doings.
Malachi 1:3 And I hated Esau, and laid his mountains and his heritage waste for the dragons of the wilderness.
Romans 9:13 As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated.


I would rather follow the example of the Apostles. Here is how they talk to people in the book of Acts.

St. Stephen says:

Acts 7: 51 “You stiff-necked people! Your hearts and ears are still uncircumcised. You are just like your ancestors: You always resist the Holy Spirit!

St. Paul says:

Acts 13:10 “You are a child of the devil and an enemy of everything that is right! You are full of all kinds of deceit and trickery. Will you never stop perverting the right ways of the Lord?

Acts 18:6 But when they opposed Paul and became abusive, he shook out his clothes in protest and said to them, “Your blood be on your own heads! I am innocent of it. From now on I will go to the Gentiles.”



"God will smite thee, thou whited wall." Acts 23:3

Yes yes i know. God is watching me waiting for me to mess up so he can smite me. I have been in and out of churches shoving this down my throught for years. It is people like you that give us Christians a bad name. Everything you have said is completely twisted. Look at my post. caution- Poster is on drugs. Is that supposed to be funny? Calling new users here "unsaved trash". If anything this website is of the devil. If i were unsaved and came here i could never become a Christan and im glad i didn't come here first. Now then if you will excuse me i am going to go back to my life. And while im at it i might even have a cigar and some wine because drinking wine is biblical (fact. look it up. even jesus drank wine.) and it says no where i can have a cigar. Have a good day, and please, dont kill anyone. Not cool man...

[devin1992]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

You don't seem to agree with what the Bible says.

Jude 1: 22And of some have compassion, making a difference:
23And others save with fear, pulling them out of the fire; hating even the garment spotted by the flesh.



On some show compassion, on other save them by scaring them about the fires of hell that await them, and hating everything about them until they repent. Do you think these Bible writers we loving when they told people to repent?

Isaiah
-God will "smite with a scab the crown of the head of the daughters of Zion" because he dislikes the way they dress and walk. 3:16

-God will make every man kill his brother and then force him to eat "the flesh of his own arm." 9:19-20


-If God can find you, he will "thrust you through," smash your children "to pieces" before your eyes, and rape your wife. 13:15-18


-"There stink shall come up out of their carcasses, and the mountains shall be melted with their blood." 34:2-3


- God's sword is "filled with blood." He plans to kill so many people that the "land will be soaked with blood." 34:5-8

-God will make people "eat their own flesh" and be "drunken with their own blood." 49:26

-The carcasses of those killed by God will be piled high. They will rot and burn forever. 66:24

And in the New Testament, we have Paul writing in the book of Romans.

-"The wrath of God" is on all unbelievers. 1:18-20

-God abandons those who don't know him to "uncleanness and vile affections." 1:24-26

-Homosexuals (those "without natural affection") and their supporters (those "that have pleasure in them") are "worthy of death." 1:31-32

- "He that doubteth is damned ... Whosoever is not of faith is sin." 14:23

I can keep going.

I think it is you sir. If God can find you, he will "thrust you through," smash your children "to pieces" before your eyes, and rape your wife.

and rape your wife? thats not the God i know. And last time i checked beating someone into believing a religion typically doesn't gain happy loving followers. You people are no different then radical terrorist! Your making things soo much more complected then they need to be. Its VERY simple. God IS love. He created us and he loves us. We simply live our lives as an example. We show God's love and people see that we are different and want what we have and then we show them the way. Really are you going to have more converts if you beat them and dam them to hell, or show them that there is a better way in life? You cant argue with that because you know im right.

[devin1992]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Only if they believe in Him as John 3 points out.

Well to believe they must first want to believe. If an "unsaved" piece of "trash" were to come here i think they would be insulted. You people here are only condemning sinners calling them "trash" and even supporting murder! (http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...926#post714926 prove me wrong?)
First they must see God's love and how his followers care about lowly sinners and they will want to believe in him and be saved. If Jesus died for only those who believed then Christianity would be dead today. Its because of Christians who have spread God's love and showed sinners a better way that Christianity is thriving today. Also are you kkk? I noticed the burning cross behind you and i am honestly disturbed...

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Well, didn't christ die so that everyone could be saved? Last time i checked christ didn't die for just the ones he loved. He died for everyone. Even sinners. Thats means he loved sinners, thats right sinners, to death so they could have salvation.

Only if they believe in Him as John 3 points out.

[devin1992]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Please see the bold part. Whoever believes in him.

Now, look forward two passages.
John 3:18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.



Of course God is love, except for when He isn't.

Here is a short list of things and people God hates and/or finds to be an abomination (worthy of or causing disgust or hatred).

Psalm 11:5 The LORD trieth the righteous: but the wicked and him that loveth violence his soul hateth.

Hosea 9:15 All their wickedness is in Gilgal: for there I hated them: for the wickedness of their doings I will drive them out of mine house, I will love them no more: all their princes are revolters.

Proverbs 6:16-19 These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

Romans 9:13 As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated.

Proverbs 15:8-9,26 The sacrifice of the wicked is an abomination to the LORD: but the prayer of the upright is his delight.
The way of the wicked is an abomination unto the LORD: but he loveth him that followeth after righteousness.
The thoughts of the wicked are an abomination to the LORD: but the words of the pure are pleasant words.

Proverbs 16:5 Every one that is proud in heart is an abomination to the LORD: though hand join in hand, he shall not be unpunished.

Isaiah 1:13 Bring no more vain oblations; incense is an abomination unto me; the new moons and sabbaths, the calling of assemblies, I cannot away with; it is iniquity, even the solemn meeting.
Your new moons and your appointed feasts my soul hateth: they are a trouble unto me; I am weary to bear them.

Amos 5:21 I hate, I despise your feast days, and I will not smell in your solemn assemblies.

Deuteronomy 16:22 Neither shalt thou set thee up any image; which the LORD thy God hateth.

Revelation 2:6; 15 But this thou hast, that thou hatest the deeds of the Nicolaitanes, which I also hate.
So hast thou also them that hold the doctrine of the Nicolaitanes, which thing I hate.



I love my brothers and sisters wholeheartedly. The thing you need to ask yourself is, "who are your brothers and sisters?"

Let's find out what Jesus had to say about the matter.

Matthew 12:46-50 While he yet talked to the people, behold, his mother and his brethren stood without, desiring to speak with him. Then one said unto him, Behold, thy mother and thy brethren stand without, desiring to speak with thee.
But he answered and said unto him that told him, Who is my mother? and who are my brethren?
And he stretched forth his hand toward his disciples, and said, Behold my mother and my brethren!
For whosoever shall do the will of my Father which is in heaven, the same is my brother, and sister, and mother.

See? Jesus tells us that only our fellow believers are our brothers and sisters.

Well, didn't christ die so that everyone could be saved? Last time i checked christ didn't die for just the ones he loved. He died for everyone. Even sinners. Thats means he loved sinners, thats right sinners, to death so they could have salvation.

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

from what ive seen here yes you people are hating big time. Does it matter if ice land has a side ways cross in their flag? No it doesn't. Point is instead of freaking out over every little detail, go out and and just live. People will see that we are different just by the way we are. Doesn't mean we have to be perfect. Instead of telling somone they are going to hell mabye show them the way? nobody wants to hear they are going to hell. they will automatically disregard anything else you say. Show them there is a better way and what jesus can do in their life.

Friend, we don't hate anyone. We are merely trying to save them from hell. Think about the story of Jonah. God tells him to go to Nineveh to warn the people that God is about to smite them. Of course Jonah tries to run away and he ends up in a fish's belly for three days, but when he gets out, he goes to Nineveh and delivers his message, thus thwarting God's destruction.

We are merely trying to do the same thing for your country.

[devin1992]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Where did we ever say WE hate the people of Iceland. If we hated them, we would let them carry on in their sin and face the wrath of God. We are taking time out of our lives to try to help them, and we expect nothing in return either!

Doesn't the Bible say to love your neighbor?

Yes. Does that mean to lie to him and tell him what he wants to hear? No.

It means to tell him the truth, and warn him to flee from the wrath to come. As we are commanded in Leviticus 19:17, "Thou shalt not hate thy brother in thine heart: thou shalt in any wise rebuke thy neighbour, and not suffer sin upon him." Here, loving your neighbour is defined as rebuking him, and not allowing sin to come upon him. Further, we have never suggested that we don't love our neighbor. We're not saying "We hate fags" - we're saying "God hates fags." The purest, most exalted form of love is to tell people the truth, especially about weighty matters such as life and death, sin, righteousness, judgment to come, Heaven and Hell.

But remember, David said: "Do not I hate them, O Lord, that hate thee? Am not I grieved with those that rise up against thee? I hate them with perfect hatred; I count them mine enemies." Psalm 139:21, 22. David hated God's enemies with a perfect, spiritual hatred (as opposed to the fickle human emotion of hatred), just as all of God's elect do.



Glad to see you were just being sarcastic. I knew you couldn't be so stupid as to think that disproved anything.

from what ive seen here yes you people are hating big time. Does it matter if ice land has a side ways cross in their flag? No it doesn't. Point is instead of freaking out over every little detail, go out and and just live. People will see that we are different just by the way we are. Doesn't mean we have to be perfect. Instead of telling somone they are going to hell mabye show them the way? nobody wants to hear they are going to hell. they will automatically disregard anything else you say. Show them there is a better way and what jesus can do in their life.

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son,[a] that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. john 3:16.

Please see the bold part. Whoever believes in him.

Now, look forward two passages.
John 3:18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.

Is everyone here forgetting what the most important thing is? God IS love. He doesn't hate ice land just because they national flag just so happens to be a cross turned side ways.

Of course God is love, except for when He isn't.

Here is a short list of things and people God hates and/or finds to be an abomination (worthy of or causing disgust or hatred).

Psalm 11:5 The LORD trieth the righteous: but the wicked and him that loveth violence his soul hateth.

Hosea 9:15 All their wickedness is in Gilgal: for there I hated them: for the wickedness of their doings I will drive them out of mine house, I will love them no more: all their princes are revolters.

Proverbs 6:16-19 These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

Romans 9:13 As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated.

Proverbs 15:8-9,26 The sacrifice of the wicked is an abomination to the LORD: but the prayer of the upright is his delight.
The way of the wicked is an abomination unto the LORD: but he loveth him that followeth after righteousness.
The thoughts of the wicked are an abomination to the LORD: but the words of the pure are pleasant words.

Proverbs 16:5 Every one that is proud in heart is an abomination to the LORD: though hand join in hand, he shall not be unpunished.

Isaiah 1:13 Bring no more vain oblations; incense is an abomination unto me; the new moons and sabbaths, the calling of assemblies, I cannot away with; it is iniquity, even the solemn meeting.
Your new moons and your appointed feasts my soul hateth: they are a trouble unto me; I am weary to bear them.

Amos 5:21 I hate, I despise your feast days, and I will not smell in your solemn assemblies.

Deuteronomy 16:22 Neither shalt thou set thee up any image; which the LORD thy God hateth.

Revelation 2:6; 15 But this thou hast, that thou hatest the deeds of the Nicolaitanes, which I also hate.
So hast thou also them that hold the doctrine of the Nicolaitanes, which thing I hate.

This is how we know who the children of God are and who the children of the devil are: Anyone who does not do what is right is not a child of God; nor is anyone who does not love his brother.
This clearly states that anyone who does not love his brother is of the devil. Taking this quiet literally this means that all of you here are of the devil. This is not my personally opinion of you but this is pulled from the bible.

I love my brothers and sisters wholeheartedly. The thing you need to ask yourself is, "who are your brothers and sisters?"

Let's find out what Jesus had to say about the matter.

Matthew 12:46-50 While he yet talked to the people, behold, his mother and his brethren stood without, desiring to speak with him. Then one said unto him, Behold, thy mother and thy brethren stand without, desiring to speak with thee.
But he answered and said unto him that told him, Who is my mother? and who are my brethren?
And he stretched forth his hand toward his disciples, and said, Behold my mother and my brethren!
For whosoever shall do the will of my Father which is in heaven, the same is my brother, and sister, and mother.

See? Jesus tells us that only our fellow believers are our brothers and sisters.

[Born Again Bob]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son,[a] that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. john 3:16. Is everyone here forgetting what the most important thing is? God IS love. He doesn't hate ice land just because they national flag just so happens to be a cross turned side ways.

Dear Friends,

Ever wonder if YOU are a member of that dizzy, daffy, delusional bunch known as the John 3:16 Christians? Well, in the tradition of that great American humorist Jeff Foxworthy, I suggest you might be a John 3:16 Christian if...

...you've ever used the words "God" and "loves" in the same sentence without adding the words "to kill"
...you tell your non-Baptist friends you'll "see them in Heaven" -- and don't mean it as a practical jest
...you haven't picked out which lawn chair you want to ascend bodily into Glory with
...you're against banning any book in the public schools...unless its the only one that can save the kids from eternal fire and darkness
...you consider tithing to be *shudder* optional
...in Scriptural debates, you cite to the New School Jive Bible for the Deaf
...you've passed an abortion clinic without throwing a brick
...you've ever caught yourself enjoying sex or mackerels
...Hustler doesn't bother you -- you're idea of pornography is The 700 Club
...you watched the Yo Gabba Gabba and couldn't spot the gay one
...you consort with black people who aren't the help, politicians, or professional athletes
...you know someone who thought about voting for Barack Obama
...when doing laundry, you refuse to separate your whites from your coloreds
...you can rise to speak at School Board meetings without anyone rolling their eyes
...to you, being a "family values" hardliner means saying people probably shouldn't have sex with their own children
...you've listened respectfully as someone outlined the differences between paganism and wicca
...you think the First Amendment protects dipping a cross in urine, but not setting it on fire
...you're not taking harp lessons
...you put more stock in what science has said in the last ten years than in what God said during the 4,000 years before Christ

BAB