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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22854

    #1606
    Re: God Hates Iceland!

    Sister Kitty, Lutheran is...er.. a lutheran, they chose only homer priests, he assumes we all had the same "experiences" as he did.
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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    • releaseme
      Forum Member
      • Aug 2009
      • 116

      #1607
      Re: God Hates Iceland!

      I'll be the first to hold my hands up i might not have believed in some things but since all the posts about God hates Iceland. They have a volcano eruption over there (apologies for any spelling mistakes).

      God does hate Iceland


      I think i should start to read the Holy book as this has amazed me and has made me think.

      The glory of the LORD went up from the cherub, and stood over the threshold of the house; and the house was filled with the cloud, and the court was full of the brightness of the LORD's glory

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      • OheMGeSOPHIE
        Unsaved trash
        Under Investigation
        • Feb 2010
        • 15

        #1608
        Re: God Hates Iceland!

        Originally posted by Sister Kitty View Post
        Bye.

        And I have vanquished my first demon, using only The Word as a righteous sword. This is a good day.
        Whilst I congratulate you Sister Kitty, your happiness and excitment are again approaching dangerously high levels!

        Be careful.

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        • Sister Kitty
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Mar 2010
          • 857

          #1609
          Re: God Hates Iceland!

          Originally posted by OheMGeSOPHIE View Post
          Whilst I congratulate you Sister Kitty, your happiness and excitment are again approaching dangerously high levels!

          Be careful.
          You are, of course, correct. My naturally exuberant personality often gets the better of me.

          I shall ask my husband to properly discipline me.
          Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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          • oliver the blubbereater
            Unsaved trash, filthy eskimo demon
            • Mar 2010
            • 35

            #1610
            Re: God Hates Iceland!

            Oh how ignorant people can be.
            Expecilly Rev. Jim.
            I think Jim should have been born as a woman then he would have more sense.
            You should not be talking like this about a nation that you know nothing about.
            Eaven we know more about your nation then you know about anyone else.

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            • oliver the blubbereater
              Unsaved trash, filthy eskimo demon
              • Mar 2010
              • 35

              #1611
              Re: God Hates Iceland!

              Rev.Jim, you should at least have the right flag,
              this shows how ignorant you are

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              • Wide-Open
                Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2007
                • 18449

                #1612
                Re: God Hates Iceland!

                Originally posted by oliverhinrik View Post
                Rev.Jim, you should at least have the right flag,
                this shows how ignorant you are
                That's not the right flag?
                Psalm 81:10:
                I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                • Barnari
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                  Under Investigation
                  • Mar 2010
                  • 2

                  #1613
                  Re: God Hates Iceland!

                  No. It's not.

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                  • Barnari
                    Unsaved trash
                    Under Investigation
                    • Mar 2010
                    • 2

                    #1614
                    Re: God Hates Iceland!

                    Embarrassing, isn't it?

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                    • True Disciple
                      True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                      Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                      Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                      True Christian™
                      • Nov 2009
                      • 2445

                      #1615
                      Re: God Hates Iceland!

                      Originally posted by Barnari View Post
                      Embarrassing, isn't it?
                      The only thing embarrassing to me is reading your posts, and realize that it is actually written by a human being, of the same ancestry (Noah) as I am. Why do you make Jesus cry by being stupid and dull?
                      Sweet Lord Jesus,
                      I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                      Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                      Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                      Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                      Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                      Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                      Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                      Amen.

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                      • oliver the blubbereater
                        Unsaved trash, filthy eskimo demon
                        • Mar 2010
                        • 35

                        #1616
                        Re: God Hates Iceland!

                        Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                        That's not the right flag?
                        No this is the flag for Norway.
                        This shows how much more we Icelandic people try to learn about
                        the world around us.

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                        • Ezekiel Bathfire
                          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                          Christ's Rottweiler
                           
                          • Jan 2008
                          • 22854

                          #1617
                          Re: God Hates Iceland!

                          I'm always surprised when small island nations do not know what their own flag looks like.
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                          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                          Author of such illuminating essays as,
                          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                          • lightseeker
                            Unsaved trash
                            Under Investigation
                            • Feb 2010
                            • 21

                            #1618
                            Re: God Hates Iceland!

                            World you better repent for Hell is upon you.

                            Last time God opened the gates to Hell in Iceland the US of A suffered the worst winter ever known, England was coverd is ash and France, may they be punished, had a revolution because their crops failed.

                            Turn to your Lord and savior and pray that he will close the window that is already open and will not open the actual Gate to HELL.

                            And note this, the effect of this will be global but the least of it will be in Iceland for it is protected by Satan who rules the forsaken lands.
                            Blessed is he that readeth, and they that hear the words of this prophecy, and keep those things which are written therein: for the time is at hand.

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                            • The whip
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                              Under Investigation
                              • Mar 2010
                              • 6

                              #1619
                              Re: God Hates Iceland!

                              It´s outstanding how "christian" Cranky old man, Ezekiel Bathfire, releaseme, true disciple and wide open are.. Did you guys learn your biblical way at a drive thru in vegas?? All those titles you hang on your status just makes me laugh. As they won´t be held high in heavens kingdom...

                              Wide-open; Please, your arrogant is embarrasing for the TRUE followers of God. I recommend Wikipedia and just in case i should spell it for you. ICELAND. And if you have any knowledge in photoshop try to turn the flag vertical 90 degrees.. It´s a Cross.... But you definetly feel great about yourself and your geographical knowledge, which is below my food leftovers since yesterday if we convert it to IQ comparison.

                              Iceland is not going to burn to hell for we don´t shelter the devil. He lives a hell of a life in US, would just problaby feel boring here..

                              Is there a reason why Rev jim hasn´t comment on his false statements? Or his embarrasing use of a wrong flag?? Please come to your sense guys, it´s never too late to admit a mistake and move on. But to ram your head into the wall over and over is just hilarious...

                              For the love of God and his son Jesus i will forgive you guys, and i´m sure he´s ready to do that too. As he´s a loving spirit and you´re putting a mud of shame on his foots... Same foots that bear the cross up the golgata hill, beaten and wounded, just to die for us..

                              Peace and love from Iceland...

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                              • The whip
                                Unsaved trash
                                Under Investigation
                                • Mar 2010
                                • 6

                                #1620
                                Re: God Hates Iceland!

                                http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iceland

                                And the flag is in the right top corner...

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