[johanna.skorheim Waiting for Email Confirmation]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

Ah-ha! You deny the bell? A classic satanist move:



You bell denier, you...

sounds like you gave up... of course I would deny the bell, when I don't have one around my neck -.-

[Mikey Rewlande]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

Ah-ha! You deny the bell? A classic satanist move:



You bell denier, you...

[johanna.skorheim Waiting for Email Confirmation]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

Why, you must the the devil, son...ten toes? You are luicfer, the necromanser, the one who walks backwards.

You are that goat, my son.

My guess is that 7 of your toes are on your heel, hence the walking backwards.

You clearly are suffering from the early onset of , which is latin for devil worshipping and fish eating. I take it you have a bell round your neck?

I pray for you.

as I said, I have five toes on each foot, and they are in front of my foot -.- and no, I don't walk backwards -.-
sorry, but I'm not a boy, so how could I be the goat man ?? and I don't smoke -.-
are you sure, that you aren't the one suffering from goatus retardationas ?? because it sure sounds like it.
why on earth should I have a bell around my neck ?? -.-

[Mikey Rewlande]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

thanks for the lies. First of, it's not called Pharoh Island, but Faroe Island, witch comes from the danish word for sheep.
There are no half goat man in the faroe island, in fact, it is not possible -.- and if you are talking about bestiality, I don't think the result in a half goat person, because I don't believe a woman would get pregnant, and I only think that there are 3 goats in the faroe island, and they haven't been there long enough to say, that there was a baby that could have lived long enough to become a grown up -.-
maybe some people eat raw fish, I don't know, just in sushi I know. we don't drink fish blood.
If we only have three toes, how can it be, that I have ten, five on each foot, and so do all in my family, and friends, and everybody I know??



so you say that there isn't any grass in the faroe island ??



and there are no birds ??

Why, you must the the devil, son...ten toes? You are luicfer, the necromanser, the one who walks backwards.

You are that goat, my son.

My guess is that 7 of your toes are on your heel, hence the walking backwards.

You clearly are suffering from the early onset of goatus retardationas, which is latin for devil worshipping and fish eating. I take it you have a bell round your neck?

I pray for you.

[johanna.skorheim Waiting for Email Confirmation]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

I went on a mission to save the souls of two young ladies and went to the Pharoh Islands to show them the godless land at the edge of the earth.

On arrival we were approcahed by a half man half goat asking for cigarettes, no surer sign of bestiality and godlessness.

They eat only raw fish and drink fish blood. No grass grows there and no birds fly in the air. Most people have but three toes, all on the left foot.

I made my excuses and left. If it is not the devil's lair then it is a stopping off point on the way to his lair which must be nearby.

thanks for the lies. First of, it's not called Pharoh Island, but Faroe Island, witch comes from the danish word for sheep.
There are no half goat man in the faroe island, in fact, it is not possible -.- and if you are talking about bestiality, I don't think the result in a half goat person, because I don't believe a woman would get pregnant, and I only think that there are 3 goats in the faroe island, and they haven't been there long enough to say, that there was a baby that could have lived long enough to become a grown up -.-
maybe some people eat raw fish, I don't know, just in sushi I know. we don't drink fish blood.
If we only have three toes, how can it be, that I have ten, five on each foot, and so do all in my family, and friends, and everybody I know??



so you say that there isn't any grass in the faroe island ??



and there are no birds ??

[Mikey Rewlande]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

I went on a mission to save the souls of two young ladies and went to the Pharoh Islands to show them the godless land at the edge of the earth.

On arrival we were approcahed by a half man half goat asking for cigarettes, no surer sign of bestiality and godlessness.

They eat only raw fish and drink fish blood. No grass grows there and no birds fly in the air. Most people have but three toes, all on the left foot.

I made my excuses and left. If it is not the devil's lair then it is a stopping off point on the way to his lair which must be nearby.

[johanna.skorheim Waiting for Email Confirmation]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

I find it shocking that you think I'm joking about this serious matter. Do you think my post was funny?!
Is it the inbreed-part of my post that you find so entertaining? Do you find the extremly high incidences of Glycogen storage disease, Carnitine transporter deficiency, Holocarboxylase synthetase deficiency and other genetic diseases in the Faroe Island funny?!

You are one sick individual. Shame on you!
You definitely need professional help...and you probably should be locked up somewhere!

from reading your post, it's way to obvious, that you are not faroese -.- I mean, we don't use whale bones as keybords, and we don't use runes to write with -.- to me, the post sounds like a big lie, to make everyone think that we have problems. And by the way, I doubt the whalebones would work as a keypord -.- because you know, they are bones -.- and if it really worked, then we would be extremely smart, just so you know -.- to get bones to work as a technical thing, that would be amazing -.-

[Tyrfing]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

I hope your joking -.-

I find it shocking that you think I'm joking about this serious matter. Do you think my post was funny?!
Is it the inbreed-part of my post that you find so entertaining? Do you find the extremly high incidences of Glycogen storage disease, Carnitine transporter deficiency, Holocarboxylase synthetase deficiency and other genetic diseases in the Faroe Island funny?!

You are one sick individual. Shame on you!
You definitely need professional help...and you probably should be locked up somewhere!

[johanna.skorheim Waiting for Email Confirmation]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

Hello people
Since I'm from the Faroe Islands, I thought it would be very appropriate to write my first post in this thread.
Though I have looked high and low I haven't "found" Jesus yet. I have of course heard of Jesus, in fact I have had Jesus as a minor God ever since I heard that he made water into wine....it can come in handy in case we run out of mead.

Anyways...I am happy to say that now that I have found this forum, it will only be a matter of time before I find Jesus, as this is His favorite forum.

I would like to apologize in advance for all the misspelling and grammer errors: At the moment I am using a runic keyboard made out of whalebones and that makes it somewhat difficult to write properly. I've been thinking about buying me one of those plastic keyboards with the latin alphabet - I've heard that they are much lighter than the whalebones keyboards.

Since the US hasn't bombed the Faroe Islands (yet), I couldn't in my wildest dreams imagine that the north americans knew that the Faroe Islands even existed...so you can imagine that I was pleasantly surprised when I found this thread. It is very good to know, that the US knows, that we exist...it's what every country in the world are striving after.

And now that the US has found us, I suggest that we work together. The blood flowing in the veins of peoples in the Faroe Islands is mostly Norse blood - the good old aggressive viking blood. I truely believe that the US would benefit from getting a little mixture of aggressive Norse blood into their veins: It would help the US in the struggle in spreading democracy throughout the world.

Here in the Faroe Islands we have a problem with inbreed, so we really need new blood into our pool....also the women seem to be fleeing from our islands; but those women that are leaving, are the women that can't accept that their job is to cook meals in the daytime and make love all night long....so it's no loss really.

So I suggest that US sends 5000 females in breeding age to the Faroe Islands, and when these women begin to bear children, we'll send the male babies to the US.
It's a win win situation

I hope your joking -.-

[Tyrfing]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

Hello people
Since I'm from the Faroe Islands, I thought it would be very appropriate to write my first post in this thread.
Though I have looked high and low I haven't "found" Jesus yet. I have of course heard of Jesus, in fact I have had Jesus as a minor God ever since I heard that he made water into wine....it can come in handy in case we run out of mead.

Anyways...I am happy to say that now that I have found this forum, it will only be a matter of time before I find Jesus, as this is His favorite forum.

I would like to apologize in advance for all the misspelling and grammer errors: At the moment I am using a runic keyboard made out of whalebones and that makes it somewhat difficult to write properly. I've been thinking about buying me one of those plastic keyboards with the latin alphabet - I've heard that they are much lighter than the whalebones keyboards.

Since the US hasn't bombed the Faroe Islands (yet), I couldn't in my wildest dreams imagine that the north americans knew that the Faroe Islands even existed...so you can imagine that I was pleasantly surprised when I found this thread. It is very good to know, that the US knows, that we exist...it's what every country in the world are striving after.

And now that the US has found us, I suggest that we work together. The blood flowing in the veins of peoples in the Faroe Islands is mostly Norse blood - the good old aggressive viking blood. I truely believe that the US would benefit from getting a little mixture of aggressive Norse blood into their veins: It would help the US in the struggle in spreading democracy throughout the world.

Here in the Faroe Islands we have a problem with inbreed, so we really need new blood into our pool....also the women seem to be fleeing from our islands; but those women that are leaving, are the women that can't accept that their job is to cook meals in the daytime and make love all night long....so it's no loss really.

So I suggest that US sends 5000 females in breeding age to the Faroe Islands, and when these women begin to bear children, we'll send the male babies to the US.
It's a win win situation

[Didymus Much]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

...It's so sad when people try to sound smart, but then end up saying something so stupid xD

QFT

[hannpann]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

Brother James has an uncanny ability to see the inner essence of what others call themselves. 'Tis but a rare gift. Don't knock it.

Dude his username is basically his real name, but you wouldn't understand that. It's so sad when people try to sound smart, but then end up saying something so stupid xD

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

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Did you even bother spelling my username right ?

Brother James has an uncanny ability to see the inner essence of what others call themselves. 'Tis but a rare gift. Don't knock it.

[Trondurfuglo]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

Turdfungalo did you even bother to read the scriptures that I posted?

Did you even bother spelling my username right ?

[James Dewitt]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

Oh my dear, you are all stupid you know, and now im am going to say something, and some girl @felicity or something, telling me to be nice.

but please, what is wrong with you, god hates sins, but he loves sinners, he loves every single one of us!

You can ban me from this shitty forum, i dont care about it!!

AND, THE FLAG IS SITLL WRONG, REASON 1,2,3,4,5,6,7 AND 8 ARE OUTTER BULLSHIT!!!!

looking forward to the private message im going to get now from @felicity, oh wait, i dont care!!!!!

GOOD DAY TO YOU ALL, HOPE YOUR HAPPY NOW IF YOU CAN BE HAPPY!!

Turdfungalo did you even bother to read the scriptures that I posted?